pete26
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: (HE, HIM, HIS), ON Joined: 11.20.2008
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no it's still too raw - DoubleDown
Did she kick you in the ass and it was in your back pocket? |
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pete26
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: (HE, HIM, HIS), ON Joined: 11.20.2008
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Yeah I expected him to follow up on that. - Fredobface
Let's guess. |
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DoubleDown
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: Not to point any fingers but Tyson Barrie has looked awful in the blue and white for the Leafs., QC Joined: 07.28.2006
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Did she kick you in the ass and it was in your back pocket? - pete26
kind of a weird guess |
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razr
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: [quote=hscesq] :lol: :lol: :lol: [/quote]:lol: :lol: :lol: -WaterBoy Joined: 07.20.2009
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kind of a weird guess - DoubleDown
She saw you were on Tinder and then threw your phone to punish you |
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stormey
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Location: it is Babsy turning a boy into a man - JL0961 Joined: 10.13.2005
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took a selfie lololololol - BINGO!
His wife if pretty hot. I don't think that was it. |
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pete26
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: (HE, HIM, HIS), ON Joined: 11.20.2008
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kind of a weird guess - DoubleDown
That's never happened to me, if that's what you're thinking. |
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pete26
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: (HE, HIM, HIS), ON Joined: 11.20.2008
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His wife if pretty hot. I don't think that was it. - stormey
If she? |
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stormey
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Location: it is Babsy turning a boy into a man - JL0961 Joined: 10.13.2005
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If she? - pete26
Yeap.
Trust me....I was as surprised as you are. |
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DoubleDown
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: Not to point any fingers but Tyson Barrie has looked awful in the blue and white for the Leafs., QC Joined: 07.28.2006
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That's never happened to me, if that's what you're thinking. - pete26
it was actually my fault. phone was in my jacket pocket. i took off the jacket and put it on the bottom of the baby's carriage. when my wife moved the jacket while changing the baby, phone flew out and that was it. dropped it a hundred times and never had an issue but this time not so much. |
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DoubleDown
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: Not to point any fingers but Tyson Barrie has looked awful in the blue and white for the Leafs., QC Joined: 07.28.2006
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Yeap.
Trust me....I was as surprised as you are. - stormey
that's because you've never seen my penis |
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stormey
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Location: it is Babsy turning a boy into a man - JL0961 Joined: 10.13.2005
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that's because you've never seen my penis - DoubleDown
Yet |
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BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes |
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Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK Joined: 09.21.2009
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that's because you've never seen my penis - DoubleDown
well? |
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razr
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: [quote=hscesq] :lol: :lol: :lol: [/quote]:lol: :lol: :lol: -WaterBoy Joined: 07.20.2009
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that's because you've never seen my penis - DoubleDown
cuz he doesn't have eyes on the back of his head |
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deadpoulet
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: Montreal Joined: 07.01.2008
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that's because you've never seen my penis - DoubleDown
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pete26
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: (HE, HIM, HIS), ON Joined: 11.20.2008
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it was actually my fault. phone was in my jacket pocket. i took off the jacket and put it on the bottom of the baby's carriage. when my wife moved the jacket while changing the baby, phone flew out and that was it. dropped it a hundred times and never had an issue but this time not so much. - DoubleDown
Nah, I'd say that's her fault. |
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DoubleDown
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: Not to point any fingers but Tyson Barrie has looked awful in the blue and white for the Leafs., QC Joined: 07.28.2006
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well? - BINGO!
it's shockingly average in both length and girth. if anything, a smidge below. but my circumcision was immaculate. the mohel was definitely sober. |
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DoubleDown
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: Not to point any fingers but Tyson Barrie has looked awful in the blue and white for the Leafs., QC Joined: 07.28.2006
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cuz he doesn't have eyes on the back of his head - razr
this is terrible. i just want you to know that. |
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BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes |
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Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK Joined: 09.21.2009
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it's shockingly average in both length and girth. if anything, a smidge below. but my circumcision was immaculate. the mohel was definitely sober. - DoubleDown
fine craftsmanship is very important. |
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3M
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Location: Antigua Joined: 06.30.2009
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that's because you've never seen my penis - DoubleDown
#Richardpics |
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3M
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Location: Antigua Joined: 06.30.2009
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it's shockingly average in both length and girth. if anything, a smidge below. but my circumcision was immaculate. the mohel was definitely sober. - DoubleDown
Your theory is that your shockingly average penis is what landed you an above-average looking wife?
This is a real game-changer. |
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Fountain-San
Boston Bruins |
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Location: Marchand is a rat fink dweeb.., ME Joined: 02.21.2007
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this is terrible. i just want you to know that. - DoubleDown
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3M
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Location: Antigua Joined: 06.30.2009
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fine craftsmanship is very important. - BINGO!
When dealing in modifications in which you only get one chance to get it right, precision is everything. |
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Fountain-San
Boston Bruins |
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Location: Marchand is a rat fink dweeb.., ME Joined: 02.21.2007
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Your theory is that your shockingly average penis is what landed you an above-average looking wife?
This is a real game-changer. - 3M
maybe she's nuts? |
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DoubleDown
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: Not to point any fingers but Tyson Barrie has looked awful in the blue and white for the Leafs., QC Joined: 07.28.2006
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Your theory is that your shockingly average penis is what landed you an above-average looking wife?
This is a real game-changer. - 3M
you ruin everything. you know that right? |
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pete26
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: (HE, HIM, HIS), ON Joined: 11.20.2008
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maybe she's nuts? - Fountain-San
He's gonna describe them now.. |
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