Jack ain't feelin it.

https://twitter.com/Lindy...status/725071839039467520

You guys want her but not Kate Upton or Jennifer Lawrence or scarlet Johansen what the (frank) is going on
- gerbe75pts

The difference between them is Kate Upton is dating Justin Verlander a star athlete with a thick wallet... Scarlett Johansen is dating Romain Dauriac, the owner of an independent advertising agency also thick wallet, Jennifer Lawrence would rather hang out with Amy Schumer.....disgusting

the guy Christina Hendricks is married to claim to fame is "These schnozberries taste like schnozberries"

A little more obtainable to your average joe such as yourself and the rest of us.

- homiedclown

He's probably celebrating someone else's goal here.

He's probably celebrating someone else's goal here.
- Deuce81

Posting this picture in the Leafs thread should get a chuckle.

Posting this picture in the Leafs thread should get a chuckle.
- SABRES 89

Like vultures on a piece of roadkill

The kid needs help. Lots and lots of help

The kid needs help. Lots and lots of help
- Stripes77

I like the enthusiasm but lol too much

Posting this picture in the Leafs thread should get a chuckle.
- SABRES 89

oh and frank the leafs... twice

Those leafs will look pretty good with vessey, matthews, and stamkox

Those leafs will look pretty good with vessey, matthews, and stamkox
- Smittyx36

Don't forget about Tavares. They've already reserved a locker for him.

Don't forget about Tavares. They've already reserved a locker for him.
- Deuce81

Where will Kovalchuk and Radulov sit then?

Where will Kovalchuk and Radulov sit then?
- JVince11

Right next to Messier, Gretzky and Lemieux i heard they all wanted to come out of retirement to play for the leafs... and only the leafs

Right next to Messier, Gretzky and Lemieux i heard they all wanted to come out of retirement to play for the leafs... and only the leafs
- Havic3814

I bet Patrick Kane and Crosby will sit out of their contracts to be traded to TML too.

I bet Patrick Kane and Crosby will sit out of their contracts to be traded to TML too.
- JVince11

ovechkin and price too

ovechkin and price too
- Havic3814

Heard Benn and Senguin wanna go there too

The kid needs help. Lots and lots of help
- Stripes77

Professional Help !!!

Picking up ladies at work is not easy...

...visit a library..or a roller rink...or join the army (a warning there...75% lesbian..10% daddy issues..5% normal & married)

EDIT: this was for Gerbes
- feetontheair22

That's normal for the outside world also...

actually more like this.
25% LGBT..70% daddy issues..5% normal & married

Heard Benn and Senguin wanna go there too
- CoHo_to_B-Lo

Going to be a crowded dressing room.

Going to be a crowded dressing room.
- Maximum Signal

They are all going to take minimum contracts too. Just for the chance to play for the Dynasty that is Toronto.

The kid needs help. Lots and lots of help
- Stripes77

after that crap I read after work last night, he will never be ready


NEVER


we need to remove his padawan status and he needs to turn in his light saber

They are all going to take minimum contracts too. Just for the chance to play for the Dynasty that is Toronto.
- CoHo_to_B-Lo

Won't even have to play during the season.... The NHL will automatically award them the cup and the team will just have to make promotional appearances

The kid needs help. Lots and lots of help
- Stripes77

I got the sense while everyone else in the thread was like these two women, Junior was like the dude in the middle:

after that crap I read after work last night, we will never be ready


NEVER


we need to remove his padawan status and he needs to turn in his light saber
- homiedclown

O when was he promoted to padawan? i thought he was still titled a youngling

after that crap I read after work last night, we will never be ready


NEVER


we need to remove his padawan status and he needs to turn in his light saber
- homiedclown

O when was he promoted to padawan? i thought he was still titled a youngling

- Mentalorgasm5