Serial rapist ? Does the senior complex that he works at know about this
- prismo

He has access to sleep medications, plus they all have either Alzheimer's or dementia ...he's in the perfect environment to practice his " Hobby".

He has access to sleep medications, plus they all have either Alzheimer's or dementia ...he's in the perfect environment to practice his " Hobby".
- Jeropotato

He's going to need a 55 gallon drum of lube

He's going to need a 55 gallon drum of lube
- prismo

Nah, he'll just leave them dirty after he removes the diaper.

Nah, he'll just leave them dirty after he removes the diaper.
- Jeropotato

Alabama Hot Pocket

Alabama Hot Pocket
- prismo

Nope. Too much of a skid to be a hipster.


- Jeropotato

Same here.

Not marching, but supporting them and their rights .whats wrong with that?
- Jeropotato

Glad I got such a good role model in my life. You tha real MVP Jero

Good for you. What's to fear, really?
- Jeropotato

I'll tell you what's to fear... Glitter bombs! That poop takes forever to get off

Dude, They don't come any whiter than me. Not that I'm proud of it or anything, If I were any more white I would be fluorescent.
- Jeropotato

I always kinda just figured you looked like that fat guy in ur old avi

- smellmyfinger

Come to Vancouver and I'll show you what hipster really is

Good. I'm not exactly sure what a hipster is (or is supposed to be) but I'm pretty sure I don't want to be associated with em.
- Wildschwein

How far north of Slave Lake are you from again?

If Ek is right and Shattenkirk is being shopped. What do you think it would take to get him? At 27 he is a great player with his best years right in front of him. He is a reasonable cap hit and definitely is a top RD. They could definitely spare the d not that you can have too good a blue line.

So since Hendo has quit HockeyBuzz, who do you think will write for us?

What the options were:

1. Todd Cordell takes us on as well as the Devils and Flames.
2. Richard Cloutier makes his triumphant return.
3. James Tanner quits the Coyotes and is 100% dedicated to writing for the Oilers.
4. Freelancer's dream comes true and will no longer need to post his drivel on myhockeybuzz.
5. Hallfan.


Vote now!!

If Ek is right and Shattenkirk is being shopped. What do you think it would take to get him? At 27 he is a great player with his best years right in front of him. He is a reasonable cap hit and definitely is a top RD. They could definitely spare the d not that you can have too good a blue line.
- Hall Fan

Well no poop, but you realize he's a UFA in a year. I give up the 1st round pick.nthat is all.

I always kinda just figured you looked like that fat guy in ur old avi

- RonPielep

Happy Saturday Gents,

Some of you might enjoy this with your fruit loops.

http://consequenceofsound...ovie-is-getting-a-sequel/

I go to Bermuda for work tomorrow. First time they have never sent me some place better than the fourth ring of hell.

Happy Saturday Gents,

Some of you might enjoy this with your fruit loops.

http://consequenceofsound...ovie-is-getting-a-sequel/

I go to Bermuda for work tomorrow. First time they have never sent me some place better than the fourth ring of hell.
- DuranDuran

I hope your plane enters that triangle.

I hope your plane enters that triangle.
- Jeropotato

Love you too muffin!

Love you too muffin!
- DuranDuran

Love you too muffin!
- DuranDuran

Get a room

Get a room
- Pres.cup

Was that you saying the Van should trade Sbisa and #5 to Edmonton to move up to #4?

Cause that is comedy gold!

So since Hendo has quit HockeyBuzz, who do you think will write for us?

What the options were:

1. Todd Cordell takes us on as well as the Devils and Flames.
2. Richard Cloutier makes his triumphant return.
3. James Tanner quits the Coyotes and is 100% dedicated to writing for the Oilers.
4. Freelancer's dream comes true and will no longer need to post his drivel on myhockeybuzz.
5. Hallfan.


Vote now!!
- Jeropotato

You're getting Tanner.

You're getting Tanner.
- fry

That would be my vote

That would be my vote
- Jeropotato

Cloutier would be so much better though. This thread would dissolve into nonsense.

Cloutier would be so much better though. This thread would dissolve into nonsense.
- smellmyfinger

Yeah because the serious hockey discussion that we are accustomed to is getting stale?