ummmm yeah. I'm on this site dude. Everyone here is a (frank)ing nerd.

YOU NERDS!!!
- glove_was_stuck

can you write me some Andrew ference fan fiction?

Evidence Malkin wants out of Pittsburgh:

1) He truly evolved as a leader in the lockerroom this year and called the team and himself out on several occasions when they needed to be and always followed it up with a string of great performances. This clearly shows his frustration that Crosby wears the C instead of him.

2) He committed stay in Pittsburgh in the offseason in order to train up his durability so he doesn't miss large chunks of the season next year. It's not secret Malkin loves his country and loves to spend the offseason in Russia away from hockey. This clearly shows his commitment to the Pens has wavered.

3) He acted like a complete child last night after hoisting the Cup. He and Phil had the biggest smiles in the room. He was cursing up a storm and shoveling booze down his throat and when he was interview he said that he knows this won't be this team's last Cup. This shows that he's become completely indifferent to this team's success and no longer believes this is a good situation for him to succeed.


Everyone needs to stop dumping on Ek. He's clearly got this one right.
- Victoro311

malkin is ek's new buff

We are pretty much okay with Flower rumors though
- Guile

leafs will take him

ummmm yeah. I'm on this site dude. Everyone here is a (frank)ing nerd.

YOU NERDS!!!
- glove_was_stuck

I'm not a nerd, I work out. I'll fight you.

can you write me some Andrew ference fan fiction?
- DDM-Coga

Well now since you mentioned Ference... I have to stop whacking it 1st. So...I'll start in 20 seconds.

I'm not a nerd, I work out. I'll fight you.
- eichiefs9

I'll throw down bro!

I'm hearing MAF stays and Murray will be traded with Malkin. Preds, Flames, Vegas are all involved. E4...more to come...
- gergeswillems

Malkin and a 2nd for bozak and lupul

Pens retain 50%

Malkin to Boston because I can make up things on the intertubes also.

I'll throw down bro!
- glove_was_stuck

you dont even Lift brah

you dont even Lift brah
- DDM-Coga

https://twitter.com/PeteB...status/742360118445150208

you dont even Lift brah
- DDM-Coga

Kessel showed us all you don't need to lift brah. Just eat hot dogs.

Sure Malkin for Ekblad Jagr and a 1st next draft.
- Zac_O

lol

https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/742360118445150208
- eichiefs9

Kessel showed us all you don't need to lift brah. Just eat hot dogs.
- glove_was_stuck

If he doesnt boil hot dogs in the cup, im going to be so upset and disappointed

Malkin would look nice at center with Tarasenko on his wing.....

Malkin would look nice at center with Tarasenko on his wing.....


- carcus

actually the best fit to me if he were to be traded.

can't see him being moved though

Malkin would look nice at center with Tarasenko on his wing.....


- carcus

Donald Trump would also kick the Russians out.
#send them back to SKA ST. Petersburg

If he doesnt boil hot dogs in the cup, im going to be so upset and disappointed
- DDM-Coga

Phil Kessel's day with the Cup will be spent alone, sitting in a lawn chair facing Steve Simmons' house and eating a pile of hot dogs out of the bowl

Seriously...

Why are there no photoshopped images of Phil eating hotdogs out of the cup yet??!

Internet you disappoint me so.

How will Malkin be "the man" in Chicago, assuming the salary cap fairy sprinkles her magic dust on the 'Hawks cap space?
- Deeps27

Not to mention, he would behind two other "the guy"s in Chicago.

Not...gonna...happen....

Phil Kessel's day with the Cup will be spent alone, sitting in a lawn chair facing Steve Simmons' house and eating a pile of hot dogs out of the bowl
- eichiefs9

I imagine the same thing – expect phil throwing the hot dogs at simmons

I imagine the same thing – expect phil throwing the hot dogs at simmons
- Tumbleweed

I think it would be funnier if he just sat there for 8 hours. Silently eating hot dogs and not acknowledging Simmons.

I am hearing the Kings, the Wild, and Chicago are the early favorites...

did the league and nhlpa vote to abandon the salary cap last nite?

Eichiefs is a saint and a scholar. You take that back.
- Mr.Bobby

I'm also a whore.

I think it would be funnier if he just sat there for 8 hours. Silently eating hot dogs and not acknowledging Simmons.
- eichiefs9

Phil Kessel is my spirit animal