the anticipation is killing me
- kicksave856

love lil smokies

it's actually a laundry basket on the ottoman. from what i remember there was a pair of shorts and a hanger in the basket.

phone is a galaxy note so the entire house is probably gone by now from the fire. so i am on my way to twiztedmike's when i get out of work tonight.
- kicksave856

i'll hotbox the place for when you get here

the ottoman is actually more interesting.

it opens up and inside are all of the photo albums from my house growing up. there must be 15 photo albums in there.

i was a super cute baby.

love lil smokies
- Streit2ThePoint

i'll hotbox the place for when you get here
- twiztedmike

nice

forgot my phone today.

who the (frank) does that?

i sat it in a basket by the door, put my coat on, and then just walked away.
- kicksave856

did it twice in the past few months. had to turn around

did you go back for it?

did it twice in the past few months. had to turn around

did you go back for it?
- Crimsoninja

i'm going to run home on lunch. i might have to take a big sloppy poop anyway so it will kill all kinds of birds with one stone.

I went to a haircut place last night and put my name on the clipboard. The hair stylist then looks up your name and prints out a paper that has your previous hair cut style. This particular haircut place has another guy with the same name as me, which I had forgotten about.



We now look the same.

I went to a haircut place last night and put my name on the clipboard. The hair stylist then looks up your name and prints out a paper that has your previous hair cut style. This particular haircut place has another guy with the same name as me, which I had forgotten about.



We now look the same.
- Streit2ThePoint

This seems like poor planning. Only a very busy place would require a system like this. Bound to be some overlap.

I went to a haircut place last night and put my name on the clipboard. The hair stylist then looks up your name and prints out a paper that has your previous hair cut style. This particular haircut place has another guy with the same name as me, which I had forgotten about.



We now look the same.
- Streit2ThePoint

I went to a haircut place last night and put my name on the clipboard. The hair stylist then looks up your name and prints out a paper that has your previous hair cut style. This particular haircut place has another guy with the same name as me, which I had forgotten about.



We now look the same.
- Streit2ThePoint

at least it sounds like you avoided the smalltalk

- PhillySportsGuy

Everything was going fine until I felt the clippers skim across the top of my head. I had a lump in my throat. I always get the top of my head trimmed with scissors. And I couldn't see what was going on because she positioned me to face a TV and not the mirror.

at least it sounds like you avoided the smalltalk
- Crimsoninja

There was lots of awkward small talk in the beginning. I told her I needed to find my wife a birthday present (her birthday is tomorrow) and how she hates getting combined birthday/christmas gifts. And then she proceeded to tell me she almost forgot to get wine and how that would have been terrible. And then the clippers happened and all my answers were one worded and then the small talk stopped.

I'm sorry, man. Small talk is the worst. I wish I was one of those people who just buzzed their head so I didn't have to engage in it.

I'm sorry, man. Small talk is the worst. I wish I was one of those people who just buzzed their head so I didn't have to engage in it.
- PhillySportsGuy

And it always starts with "how is your day today" to which I always reply "not too bad, how is yours?" and then is always followed up with "well it's not the end of my shift yet, so... *awkward chuckle*"

And it always starts with "how is your day today" to which I always reply "not too bad, how is yours?" and then is always followed up with "well it's not the end of my shift yet, so... *awkward chuckle*"
- Streit2ThePoint

There is nothing worse in the entire world than small talk

There is nothing worse in the entire world than small talk
- PhillySportsGuy

amen

how bout this weather?!

how bout this weather?!
- kicksave856

Warmed up significantly, so stuff started to melt and then it all froze last night and my car doors froze shut.

how bout this weather?!
- kicksave856

It's been really weird! Like it's pretty cold

ty, yous.

Warmed up significantly, so stuff started to melt and then it all froze last night and my car doors froze shut.
- BINGO!

lol

love my hair lady been going to her for 14 years

love my hair lady been going to her for 14 years
- -davies-

omg! i've been going to michelle scissorhands for 14 years!


we're practically the same person.

omg! i've been going to michelle scissorhands for 14 years!


we're practically the same person.
- kicksave856

you are WAY cooler