huge work poop, guys.

the worst kind too. i can make it home and back on lunch if i know going into my lunch hour that this maneuver has to take place. but i was like 20 or 25 minutes into eating my lunch when the rumble hit. then the cramping and the pain and the all-encompassing feeling of doom that comes along with the knowledge that you have to use the work toilet and that you have to use it very very soon.

the only bit of anything that can be looked at as good news is that big fat greasy lee was released from his duties (lol doody) last thursday, so at least the top of the toilet seat would be clean.
- kicksave856

congrats on being the new BFGL

What were you eating?

What were you eating?
- dt99999

breaded chicken sandwich with bacon, lettuce, sweet peppers, and ranch dressing (right on the sandwich, none of that faggy dipping poop crims does).

congrats on being the new BFGL
- twiztedmike

i am honestly over 300 lbs too light to ever be the new BFGL.

i am honestly over 300 lbs too light to ever be the new BFGL.
- kicksave856

bro this lifestyle you have is taking you down a very dark path

bro this lifestyle you have is taking you down a very dark path
- twiztedmike

it's definitely been taking me to the work toilet too much.

something's gotta change.

Yan just fired me

Yan just fired me
- dt99999

Into the sun?

Into the sun?
- PhillySportsGuy

oddly enough, yes!

I am still 1400 spots back on the Saskatchewan Roughriders season ticket waiting list.

Yan just fired me
- dt99999

tell BFGL i said bye!

tell BFGL i said bye!
- kicksave856

he says he wants his toilet dirt back

im sick

i thought i was getting better but now i feel worse. maybe im dying.

im sick

i thought i was getting better but now i feel worse. maybe im dying.
- Crimsoninja

2/15/17. the best day.

the best day.

he says he wants his toilet dirt back
- dt99999

if i didn't have too weak of a stomach for this sort of thing i would have taken a picture of the toilet seat and posted it.

the world needs to know what's going on.

im sick

i thought i was getting better but now i feel worse. maybe im dying.
- Crimsoninja

If you think about it we're all dying.

Every breath you take is one breath closer to your daeth.

If you think about it we're all dying.

Every breath you take is one breath closer to your daeth.
- Streit2ThePoint

i'm (frank)ing starving

- kicksave856

oh, man. how clever.

2/15/17. the best day.

the best day.
- kicksave856

todayyyyyyyyyyy is the greatestttttttttttttt day I've ever knownnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

todayyyyyyyyyyy is the greatestttttttttttttt day I've ever knownnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
- twiztedmike

man we must have listened to that cd a million times in the 90s.

i should give it a listen and see if any of it held up.

man we must have listened to that cd a million times in the 90s.

i should give it a listen and see if any of it held up.
- kicksave856

that one holds up

that one holds up
- twiztedmike

popping a soma to the song soma always felt real epic when you were that age.

kids are so gay.

popping a soma to the song soma always felt real epic when you were that age.

kids are so gay.
- kicksave856

the strokes?

the strokes?
- twiztedmike

oh yeah, they had a song about soma too didn't they?