Allen key kits come with multiple sized allen keys, when in reality all items in the history of the world only use the one size and it's obviously the one allen key you lost months ago because your wife is a teacher and you can't find sweet (frank) all in hoarder's house.

Make allen key kits that contain the same sized allen key, except there's 10 of them
- the_cause2000

get the one that looks like a swiss army knife where all the sizes are attached and you just flip them out.

that way you can lose them all at once.

all or nothing.

i prefer to call them allen wrenches, not keys

i prefer to call them allen wrenches, not keys
- Crimsoninja

what are your thoughts on "torx"

Definitely not a wrench

Definitely not a wrench
- the_cause2000

yeah, but let him have this one

i prefer to call them allen wrenches, not keys
- Crimsoninja

legit never heard them be called allen keys until just now. I say allen wrenches too.

i ate too many sour cream &onion chips last night and i can't sleep in like i planned on

(farted myself awake)

I didn't sleep well last night because Bam-Bam is very fluffy and radiates heat and decided to sleep between my legs

I didn't sleep well last night because Bam-Bam is very fluffy and radiates heat and decided to sleep between my legs
- Streit2ThePoint

lol

i ate too many sour cream &onion chips last night and i can't sleep in like i planned on

(farted myself awake)
- Shutdown

wtf

i ate too many sour cream &onion chips last night and i can't sleep in like i planned on

(farted myself awake)
- Shutdown

don't say i didn't warn you

the free coffee at the office isn't very good.

toe feels completely better but i just poked myself in the eye.

I made homemade broccoli and cheese hot pockets but some of the dough in the inside was still raw.

I made homemade broccoli and cheese hot pockets but some of the dough in the inside was still raw.
- Streit2ThePoint

did you burn the roof of your mouth with the cheese at all?

did you burn the roof of your mouth with the cheese at all?
- kicksave856

I miss jeff

I miss jeff
- dt99999

i think we all do

I cut one of my fingernails too short

I cut one of my fingernails too short
- dt99999

i pray it doesn't get infected.

i pray it doesn't get infected.
- kicksave856

really?

really?
- Crimsoninja

i'm a real good guy like that.

i think we all do
- kicksave856

*rolls eyes*

*rolls eyes*
- -davies-

adge said his toe hurt and i immediately asked if he remembered stubbing it

i am scarred by the gout story

adge said his toe hurt and i immediately asked if he remembered stubbing it

i am scarred by the gout story
- -davies-

Don't worry just tell him to 420 blaze it hard