Not proud of that last one yeah...
- dt99999

your close affiliation with d0pps makes all of your threads a possible breeding ground for his alternative facterial infection.

good. (frank) forsberg and (frank) you
- Gramps28

Crims that's a very good point.

your close affiliation with d0pps makes all of your threads a possible breeding ground for his alternative facterial infection.
- kicksave856

leglol

leglol
- dt99999

it was pretty good.

i got a paper cut

i got a paper cut
- kicksave856

Broken leg was probably less painful I hate those.

Broken leg was probably less painful I hate those.
- dt99999

i didn't even get the adrenaline rush you got.

i went "oh poop is this gonna bleed? oh (frank), it's bleeding."

i didn't even get the adrenaline rush you got.

i went "oh poop is this gonna bleed? oh (frank), it's bleeding."
- kicksave856

Avoid lemons for at least one (1) year!

Avoid lemons for at least one (1) year!
- dt99999

but my scurvy treatment is scheduled for 8 am!

but my scurvy treatment is scheduled for 8 am!
- kicksave856

Damn your new job is being a pirate?!?

Damn your new job is being a pirate?!?
- dt99999

now we're both peglegs.

SOLIDARITY!

SOLIDARITY!
- kicksave856

YARRRRRRRGH!!!

I also did not feel pain #legbros


coincidentally just about an hour ago i stumbled upon a bunch of old xrays at my mom's and took some pics

I also did not feel pain #legbros


coincidentally just about an hour ago i stumbled upon a bunch of old xrays at my mom's and took some pics
- Crimsoninja

let's trade

My driver side window stopped working and the window is cracked like 1/4" so the wind just whistles in my ear
- GudasNew

(frank) you

that crims has not partaken in the 43rd president picture thread

that crims has not partaken in the 43rd president picture thread
- penguininnevada

i have been monitoring it closely waiting for the perfect time to insert myself

(frank) you
- penguininnevada

i have been monitoring it closely waiting for the perfect time to insert myself
- Crimsoninja

ew

guys, this paper cut. wow.

it's in the worst spot. right on the outside of my first finger between the first and second knuckle. not at all conducive to the healing process. it's a substantial wound for a paper cut and it wants to open up every time i grip something like a steering wheel or my penis. that is also precisely where you may flick a light switch on or lift the handle on your bathroom sink faucet.

i reckon i'll have this paper cut for 2 or 3 years.

guys, this paper cut. wow.

it's in the worst spot. right on the outside of my first finger between the first and second knuckle. not at all conducive to the healing process. it's a substantial wound for a paper cut and it wants to open up every time i grip something like a steering wheel or my penis. that is also precisely where you may flick a light switch on or lift the handle on your bathroom sink faucet.

i reckon i'll have this paper cut for 2 or 3 years.
- kicksave856

Do you need me to stitch it up for you?

Do you need me to stitch it up for you?
- PhillySportsGuy

i'm sitting on the side of a mountain stitching it up right now, but thanks.

hey do you guys remember that paper cut i was talking about a little while ago?

i just opened it up counting some caddy MP1S's.



(we were over one on the MP1S's)

*chops down mountain with the edge of my hand*