Although we are driving to Florida in October so I will probably have at least 5 of them in the morning.
- Streit2ThePoint

you're gonna have 5 kids in the morning?!

(frank)ing michael jackson over here.

hate mornings.

If I'm getting up at like 4 am to drive somewhere? I'm golden. No issues at all.

If it's like 6 or 6:30? (frank) this. (frank) you. (frank) everything.

hate mornings.

If I'm getting up at like 4 am to drive somewhere? I'm golden. No issues at all.

If it's like 6 or 6:30? (frank) this. (frank) you. (frank) everything.
- BINGO!

i'm only driving to the bathroom at 4 am.

anyone expects me to be anywhere else they're poop out of luck.

you're gonna have 5 kids in the morning?!

(frank)ing michael jackson over here.
- kicksave856

i am sorry for the bingolady joke.

i am sorry for the bingolady joke.
- kicksave856

apology accepted

i'm only driving to the bathroom at 4 am.

anyone expects me to be anywhere else they're poop out of luck.
- kicksave856

I once drove 8 hours to look at a tractor.

apology accepted
- dt99999

I once drove 8 hours to look at a tractor.
- BINGO!

that must have been one sexy tractor.

i drove to baltimore once to go bowling with and have the filthy filthy sex with a girl while her fiance was out of town.

I once drove 8 hours to look at a tractor.
- BINGO!

this is great

i drove to baltimore once to go bowling with and have the filthy filthy sex with a girl while her fiance was out of town.
- kicksave856

oh man desi08 will be livid!!!

oh man desi08 will be livid!!!
- dt99999

lol

i am sorry for the bingolady joke.
- kicksave856

Oh I took it as mrs. s2tp is going to have 5 more kids and I started crying

Oh I took it as mrs. s2tp is going to have 5 more kids and I started crying
- Streit2ThePoint

lol

this is great
- twiztedmike

It's so much worse.

I was 11 at the time. Dad was livid that the sales dude had lied to him and that the tractor was a huge piece of poop so we turned around and drove 6 hours back towards home before he decided he should give it another look just in case. Turned around AGAIN, drove 3 more hours, stayed in a pretty sweet murder hotel, drove the last 3 hours back to the dealership the next morning, STILL DIDN'T BUY THE (frank)ING THING, and then drove the 8 hours back home.

Amazing what we did before the internet was as prevalent as it is.

It's so much worse.

I was 11 at the time. Dad was livid that the sales dude had lied to him and that the tractor was a huge piece of poop so we turned around and drove 6 hours back towards home before he decided he should give it another look just in case. Turned around AGAIN, drove 3 more hours, stayed in a pretty sweet murder hotel, drove the last 3 hours back to the dealership the next morning, STILL DIDN'T BUY THE (frank)ING THING, and then drove the 8 hours back home.

Amazing what we did before the internet was as prevalent as it is.
- BINGO!

goddamn

It's so much worse.

I was 11 at the time. Dad was livid that the sales dude had lied to him and that the tractor was a huge piece of poop so we turned around and drove 6 hours back towards home before he decided he should give it another look just in case. Turned around AGAIN, drove 3 more hours, stayed in a pretty sweet murder hotel, drove the last 3 hours back to the dealership the next morning, STILL DIDN'T BUY THE (frank)ING THING, and then drove the 8 hours back home.

Amazing what we did before the internet was as prevalent as it is.
- BINGO!

Thank god this is in the appropriate thread.

It's so much worse.

I was 11 at the time. Dad was livid that the sales dude had lied to him and that the tractor was a huge piece of poop so we turned around and drove 6 hours back towards home before he decided he should give it another look just in case. Turned around AGAIN, drove 3 more hours, stayed in a pretty sweet murder hotel, drove the last 3 hours back to the dealership the next morning, STILL DIDN'T BUY THE (frank)ING THING, and then drove the 8 hours back home.

Amazing what we did before the internet was as prevalent as it is.
- BINGO!

- kicksave856

It's so much worse.

I was 11 at the time. Dad was livid that the sales dude had lied to him and that the tractor was a huge piece of poop so we turned around and drove 6 hours back towards home before he decided he should give it another look just in case. Turned around AGAIN, drove 3 more hours, stayed in a pretty sweet murder hotel, drove the last 3 hours back to the dealership the next morning, STILL DIDN'T BUY THE (frank)ING THING, and then drove the 8 hours back home.

Amazing what we did before the internet was as prevalent as it is.
- BINGO!

hmm... does your dad drive Greyhound buses between Toronto & Edmonton?

goddamn
- Crimsoninja

Just worked it out. It was about 1200 miles.

Side note: Every restaurant in Kinistino, Saskatchewan is a Chinese food place.

We even searched out a place called Debbie's Diner that had a picture of a sandwich and cup of coffee on the banner. Walked inside: Chinese buffet.

- kicksave856

hmm... does your dad drive Greyhound buses between Toronto & Edmonton?
- twiztedmike

He rides them and tries to pick up Katy Perry lookalikes.