high five


hold me
- -davies-

- Cape Breton Bruins

oh great. now i need to find a way to own two dogs so i can train them to hug each other because that is (frank)ing adorbs.

someone is reheating fish at 11:39 am

someone is reheating fish at 11:39 am
- kicksave856

I care about this....that person should have the drink the vomit that is produced from your fellow coworkers

oh great. now i need to find a way to own two dogs so i can train them to hug each other because that is (frank)ing adorbs.
- kicksave856

Maybe you should work on having someone hugging you.

Maybe you should work on having someone hugging you.
- Lahey

like people?

like people?
- kicksave856

i feel like you might have to lower your standards to cats or something

i feel like you might have to lower your standards to cats or something
- Lahey

meow

- Cape Breton Bruins

meow
- kicksave856

Edit: This one would have worked better

- TheCat29

aw

Edit: This one would have worked better


- TheCat29

aside from the meow, that is how my girls carry Iggy.

i fat-finger the U key a lot when i'm going for the I.

gotta go to work in a bit

I went to an apple orchard hoping they'd have honey crisp apples and they didn't

I went to an apple orchard hoping they'd have honey crisp apples and they didn't
- Streit2ThePoint

lol

There is a fly about the size of a small bird buzzing around my office and I have now devoted the rest of my day to trying to kill it. I have a rubberband, a rolled up magazine, and a ball of rage for my arsenal.

There is a fly about the size of a small bird buzzing around my office and I have now devoted the rest of my day to trying to kill it. I have a rubberband, a rolled up magazine, and a ball of rage for my arsenal.
- Streit2ThePoint

i hope it lays eggs in your mouth

i hope it lays eggs in your mouth
- dt99999

i hope it lays eggs in your mouth
- dt99999

I hope it lays eggs in your wife's uterus and she gives birth to a fly baby and you have to raise a fly baby

I hope it lays eggs in your wife's uterus and she gives birth to a fly baby and you have to raise a fly baby
- Streit2ThePoint

"god dammit, get down from there!"

i gave you those wings and i can take them away. seriously, i'll pick them right off you.

buzz off, the adults are talking.

i will wash your mouth our with raid.

i gave you those wings and i can take them away. seriously, i'll pick them right off you.

buzz off, the adults are talking.

i will wash your mouth our with raid.
- kicksave856

lol

"god dammit, get down from there!"
- kicksave856

some asian female genitalia slammed into my back end this morning. and not in the fun way.