little gassy
- kicksave856

be the perfect time to do a fly-by on preggo lady. if she was there.

be the perfect time to do a fly-by on preggo lady. if she was there.
- Gramps28

maybe i'll find preggo/not preggo.

she deserves it.

pfffffftttt
- kicksave856

careful last thing you want is a wet fart

careful last thing you want is a wet fart
- Lahey

oh i'm good i unloaded on the poor upstairs toilet about an hour and a half ago.

i'm feeling hollow in the abdomen.

airy though.

I will be getting 2 vehicles PA State Inspected on Juesday

I will be getting 2 vehicles PA State Inspected on Juesday
- watsonnostaw

Make sure you put the drugs far enough up your ass so the dogs can't sniff em

Make sure you put the drugs far enough up your ass so the dogs can't sniff em
- twiztedmike

I was trying to kill a gnat by clapping him to daeth and in doing so I knocked over my 20oz cup of coffee and it went all over my desk, my jeans, my shirt, and the god damned carpet. I loudly yelled (frank) YOU in frustration. As I was cleaning up the mess the gnat lands on my mouse. I slammed my fist down as hard as I could and broke my mouse. So I had to get the spare from another office. This has been 45 minutes of torture and pain. And the mother (frank)er has the gall to land on my keyboard now as I type

my stapler is empty

my stapler is empty
- Streit2ThePoint

- Cape Breton Bruins

I was trying to kill a gnat by clapping him to daeth and in doing so I knocked over my 20oz cup of coffee and it went all over my desk, my jeans, my shirt, and the god damned carpet. I loudly yelled (frank) YOU in frustration. As I was cleaning up the mess the gnat lands on my mouse. I slammed my fist down as hard as I could and broke my mouse. So I had to get the spare from another office. This has been 45 minutes of torture and pain. And the mother (frank)er has the gall to land on my keyboard now as I type
- Streit2ThePoint

you should take like 2 hits of weed before you leave for work in the morning.

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you should take like 2 hits of weed before you leave for work in the morning.
- kicksave856

that would be lovely

that would be lovely
- Streit2ThePoint

i really should do this too.

i seriously considered killing 2 construction workers this morning.

S2 AND KICKSAVE CALM DOWN

S2 AND KICKSAVE CALM DOWN
- kicksave856

I'm supposed to go grocery shopping after work too. I look like a monster.

I'm supposed to go grocery shopping after work too. I look like a monster.
- Streit2ThePoint

cover the rest of yourself in coffee and it won't be so obvious.

cover the rest of yourself in coffee and it won't be so obvious.
- kicksave856

I was trying to kill a gnat by clapping him to daeth and in doing so I knocked over my 20oz cup of coffee and it went all over my desk, my jeans, my shirt, and the god damned carpet. I loudly yelled (frank) YOU in frustration. As I was cleaning up the mess the gnat lands on my mouse. I slammed my fist down as hard as I could and broke my mouse. So I had to get the spare from another office. This has been 45 minutes of torture and pain. And the mother (frank)er has the gall to land on my keyboard now as I type
- Streit2ThePoint

hate gnats

noon? it's only noon?

i been working like a dog and put in like an hour of researching bullpoop.

it should be 1:30 by now. (frank) this.

i think my favorite jarred tomato sauce has been taken off the market. im eating the version i believe has replaced the line of sauces and i dont like it

i think my favorite jarred tomato sauce has been taken off the market. im eating the version i believe has replaced the line of sauces and i dont like it
- Crimsoninja

this is terrible i'm so sorry

i think my favorite jarred tomato sauce has been taken off the market. im eating the version i believe has replaced the line of sauces and i dont like it
- Crimsoninja

you can still get prego here

you can still get prego here
- Streit2ThePoint

he's literally poopting mad right now.