Greetings from heaven. Cecil sends his regards.
- Harambe

i'm already tired of this gimmick

i'm already tired of this gimmick
- Shutdown

I think it's mike's most hilarious account to date

I think it's mike's most hilarious account to date
- dt99999

He should really be a Blue Jackets fan though

He should really be a Blue Jackets fan though
- Streit2ThePoint

I don't like Dalton Prout

I don't like Dalton Prout
- Harambe

Oh nevermind I get it now

I had a cold/possible sinus infection in February and ever since then my taste has been off. Some foods I can taste fine but others the flavor is mild and I really have to try and taste it.
- Streit2ThePoint

alzheimer's

i tried to find a stock photo of a guy pensively eating but this will do:


- Shutdown

super duper tired today.

super duper tired today.
- kicksave856

yeah same

probably because i had 3 hours sleep and ate cold meats as soon as i woke up. but i can't be sure.

yeah same

probably because i had 3 hours sleep and ate cold meats as soon as i woke up. but i can't be sure.
- Shutdown

yeah i saw that.

try eggs or something first thing in the morning. it's a more proven method.

yeah i saw that.

try eggs or something first thing in the morning. it's a more proven method.
- kicksave856

I'm attempting a juice diet

I'm attempting a juice diet
- A_Tree

how does that work? is it just juice? like nothing else?

sounds dangerous. i am worried.

how does that work? is it just juice? like nothing else?

sounds dangerous. i am worried.
- kicksave856

Seriously though, in tandem with regular exercise, it's an easier way to burn fat without losing too much nutrition.

Seriously though, in tandem with regular exercise, it's an easier way to burn fat without losing too much nutrition.
- A_Tree

i feel like the poopting is going to be intense.

and extremely messy.

Seriously though, in tandem with regular exercise, it's an easier way to burn fat without losing too much nutrition.
- A_Tree

yeah but food

oh i forgot to tell you guys about the toilet. definitely gonna complain about the toilet.

somehow yesterday somebody managed to get their diarrhea not only all up the back of the seat, but up on the tank and even some on the lid of the tank.

not even sure how they managed to do this but it has to have been like a geyser. a diarrhea geyser. a diayser.

there's no way this person didn't walk around for the rest of the day with diarrhea all over the back of their shirt and possibly in their hair.

oh i forgot to tell you guys about the toilet. definitely gonna complain about the toilet.

somehow yesterday somebody managed to get their diarrhea not only all up the back of the seat, but up on the tank and even some on the lid of the tank.

not even sure how they managed to do this but it has to have been like a geyser. a diarrhea geyser. a diayser.

there's no way this person didn't walk around for the rest of the day with diarrhea all over the back of their shirt and possibly in their hair.
- kicksave856

no

oh i forgot to tell you guys about the toilet. definitely gonna complain about the toilet.

somehow yesterday somebody managed to get their diarrhea not only all up the back of the seat, but up on the tank and even some on the lid of the tank.

not even sure how they managed to do this but it has to have been like a geyser. a diarrhea geyser. a diayser.

there's no way this person didn't walk around for the rest of the day with diarrhea all over the back of their shirt and possibly in their hair.
- kicksave856

kick's coworker

- Streit2ThePoint

lol

it was like trainspotting.

oh i forgot to tell you guys about the toilet. definitely gonna complain about the toilet.

somehow yesterday somebody managed to get their diarrhea not only all up the back of the seat, but up on the tank and even some on the lid of the tank.

not even sure how they managed to do this but it has to have been like a geyser. a diarrhea geyser. a diayser.

there's no way this person didn't walk around for the rest of the day with diarrhea all over the back of their shirt and possibly in their hair.
- kicksave856

Please call an office meeting for 5pm and, in great detail, explain the issue and how it made you feel. Be sure to look suggestively at BFGL during the most gruesome depictions, so people know who you are blaming.

Please call an office meeting for 5pm and, in great detail, explain the issue and how it made you feel. Be sure to look suggestively at BFGL during the most gruesome depictions, so people know who you are blaming.
- PhillySportsGuy

he actually just leaves dirt on the toilet seat. yes. dirt.

i blame one of the installers/electricians. we had a training class in our conference room yesterday and these are some of the trashiest people you could ever want to meet in your life.

a sassy director from work told me (while asking me to approve all his hardware purchases from our project) that if I asked him any more questions about his hardware purchases that he'll have to hire someone to answer all my questions

I asked like 3 questions and I only asked him because his incompetent subordinate could not answer them



i was pretty livid

I think it's mike's most hilarious account to date
- dt99999

not me unfortunately