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VANTEL
Joined: 07.03.2010

Jul 5 @ 6:43 PM ET
We will blow even more this year down the stretch with our lack of scoring.

The Sedins playing in the stupid world cup on the first line will mean they will be exhausted by the end of the season.

- classic321

You must be looking forward to us going 0-82 this season
VANTEL
Joined: 07.03.2010

Jul 5 @ 6:46 PM ET
Would you rather Garrison or Sbisa?
I liked Garry, was really upset when we let him go. It meant a lot to him to play for his hometown team. He took a discount after having a monster year in Florida, then we treat him like a piece of meat and make him waive to get shipped out of town.

If I ever see him again, I will tell him I'm sorry.

- Scooby_Doo

Garrison did nothing here Sbisa did nothing here. That's like asking would you prefer a kick to the nuts or take a punch to the face.
Brooks_Light
Joined: 08.13.2015

Jul 5 @ 6:46 PM ET
We will blow even more this year down the stretch with our lack of scoring.

The Sedins playing in the stupid world cup on the first line will mean they will be exhausted by the end of the season.

- classic321


dude they play three games in the round robin and 5 if they make the finals - plus with the squad the Swedes are rolling 4 lines - they'll be lucky to play 10-12 mins a game - calm down!

the level of anxiety in this thread is like a f^&king Woody Allan movie
classic321
Vancouver Canucks
Joined: 07.04.2012

Jul 5 @ 6:47 PM ET
You must be looking forward to us going 0-82 this season
- VANTEL




Nah we'll finish outside the wildcard, but not in the basement.
Nighthawk
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Canuckville, BC
Joined: 01.09.2015

Jul 5 @ 6:48 PM ET
I will go on record that Tanev has more value than Garrison here on in.
Furthermore if JB does trade Tanev if will be for far more than value than Garrison.

Garrison -4 bottom pairing D on a very offensive team
Tanev -8 as a top 4D on a lesser team used as a shutdown D man
Scooby_Doo
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Somewhere close to Vancouver., BC
Joined: 06.10.2009

Jul 5 @ 6:51 PM ET
Garrison did nothing here Sbisa did nothing here. That's like asking would you prefer a kick to the nuts or take a punch to the face.
- VANTEL


Punch in the face please.

Nighthawk
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Canuckville, BC
Joined: 01.09.2015

Jul 5 @ 6:53 PM ET
Just reporting the fancy stat take on it. His minutes were definitely less than in the past and nearly zero PP time, which brings his scoring rate per 60 minutes considerably up. I do think he's a #4 at best, but I just dont see how anyone can argue that Tanev is remotely close to Garrison's offensive ability
- WhiteLie



the argument is vs Kaaptaan saying Garrison for Tanev has a snowballs chance in hell of being a good trade. The offensive stats r the last consideration with Garrison being 31yrs old & hardly a threat.

I wonder if Kaaptaan is Mike Milbury in RL
bazz
Vancouver Canucks
Location: ON
Joined: 02.21.2007

Jul 5 @ 6:54 PM ET
dude they play three games in the round robin and 5 if they make the finals - plus with the squad the Swedes are rolling 4 lines - they'll be lucky to play 10-12 mins a game - calm down!

the level of anxiety in this thread is like a f^&king Woody Allan movie

- Brooks_Light


VANTEL
Joined: 07.03.2010

Jul 5 @ 6:55 PM ET
Punch in the face please.
- Scooby_Doo

Have you ever been to a dominatrix. They have a way of making you think twice about your choice
classic321
Vancouver Canucks
Joined: 07.04.2012

Jul 5 @ 6:56 PM ET
dude they play three games in the round robin and 5 if they make the finals - plus with the squad the Swedes are rolling 4 lines - they'll be lucky to play 10-12 mins a game - calm down!

the level of anxiety in this thread is like a f^&king Woody Allan movie

- Brooks_Light



At the fact you think the sedins are still 26 and not 36.

A_SteamingLombardi
Location: Systemic failure / Slurptastic
Joined: 10.12.2008

Jul 5 @ 6:59 PM ET
dude they play three games in the round robin and 5 if they make the finals - plus with the squad the Swedes are rolling 4 lines - they'll be lucky to play 10-12 mins a game - calm down!

the level of anxiety in this thread is like a f^&king Woody Allan movie

- Brooks_Light

we_are_all_canucks
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Don't hate me because I'm really really ridiculously good looking.
Joined: 09.29.2007

Jul 5 @ 7:00 PM ET

At the fact you think the sedins are still 26 and not 36.

- classic321

You need gooder English.
WhiteLie
Referee
Location: When youre 7 pages behind Dont bother catching up, you will never get that time back - Codes1087
Joined: 07.26.2010

Jul 5 @ 7:00 PM ET
the argument is vs Kaaptaan saying Garrison for Tanev has a snowballs chance in hell of being a good trade. The offensive stats r the last consideration with Garrison being 31yrs old & hardly a threat.

I wonder if Kaaptaan is Mike Milbury in RL

- Nighthawk


Correct, it would be an awful trade. If a deal with Tanev and Tampa was to occur, Garrison would be the cap dump/throw in. I just do agree with kaaptan that my grandmother has a harder slap shot with a pool noodle than Tanev though
Scooby_Doo
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Somewhere close to Vancouver., BC
Joined: 06.10.2009

Jul 5 @ 7:01 PM ET
Have you ever been to a dominatrix. They have a way of making you think twice about your choice
- VANTEL


I have not. Any recommendations?
Nighthawk
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Canuckville, BC
Joined: 01.09.2015

Jul 5 @ 7:08 PM ET
How about trading for Hoffman?

who would we need to trade to make it happen or would he help us?
dbot
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Auckland -Burn it all down
Joined: 10.22.2008

Jul 5 @ 7:09 PM ET
the argument is vs Kaaptaan saying Garrison for Tanev has a snowballs chance in hell of being a good trade. The offensive stats r the last consideration with Garrison being 31yrs old & hardly a threat.

I wonder if Kaaptaan is Mike Milbury in RL

- Nighthawk



I picture Kaptaan more like that simpson's character the 'Mayor of Albuquerque', sitting in his office, cackling to himself at all the debate that he has started.

It took him a few try's too

tanev sucks
trade tanev
garrisonnnnnnn



well trolled kaptaan, well trolled.
dbot
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Auckland -Burn it all down
Joined: 10.22.2008

Jul 5 @ 7:10 PM ET
How about trading for Hoffman?

who would we need to trade to make it happen or would he help us?

- Nighthawk


meh. if we trade Sven perhaps.
VANTEL
Joined: 07.03.2010

Jul 5 @ 7:14 PM ET
I have not. Any recommendations?
- Scooby_Doo



Vancouver : Miss Jasmine

Seattle : Astro Domina
dbot
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Auckland -Burn it all down
Joined: 10.22.2008

Jul 5 @ 7:16 PM ET
Vancouver : Miss Jasmine

Seattle : Astro Domina

- VANTEL




i didn't need to know about this side of VT.
CanuckDon
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Las Vegas
Joined: 08.05.2014

Jul 5 @ 7:17 PM ET
Correct, it would be an awful trade. If a deal with Tanev and Tampa was to occur, Garrison would be the cap dump/throw in. I just do agree with kaaptan that my grandmother has a harder slap shot with a pool noodle than Tanev though
- WhiteLie


Kaaptaan has ruined this thread with all of this Garrison garbage. Let's please add Garrison to the list of banned words or at the very least change the topic
Brooks_Light
Joined: 08.13.2015

Jul 5 @ 7:18 PM ET

At the fact you think the sedins are still 26 and not 36.

- classic321


devastating comeback....

Also, I never said anything about their age so i don't know what you're referring to but I got two words for you - Grouse Grind - look up pal and you'll get an idea of the level of the fitness the Sedans have - not as 26 years olds, currently, as 35 year olds. You think its a fluke that these guys still put up nearly point per game stats at their age??
SRam19
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Messier the Greatest Canucks Captain
Joined: 02.12.2015

Jul 5 @ 7:18 PM ET
Vancouver : Miss Jasmine

Seattle : Astro Domina

- VANTEL


as long as wine is included im there.
Marwood
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Cumberland, BC
Joined: 03.18.2010

Jul 5 @ 7:18 PM ET

- VANTEL

I scroll right past those pages. Anything important said on the last page?
VANTEL
Joined: 07.03.2010

Jul 5 @ 7:20 PM ET
I scroll right past those pages. Anything important said on the last page?
- Marwood

Nope
VANTEL
Joined: 07.03.2010

Jul 5 @ 7:21 PM ET


i didn't need to know about this side of VT.

- dbot

Google is your friend
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