- H8terade

WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THAT NAAAAAAME!!!!?????

Ohhhhh

Not saying our prospect pool is insanely good (yet), but would Vesey get in over Marner, Brown, Nylander (should be a centre), Soshnikov, Hyman?

I don't know, but I don't see a spot for him. Mike loves players like Hyman and Soshnikov to go with the skilled guys.

I just don't see a fit for Vesey
- walshyleafsfan

I want either Toronto or Chicago to sign Vesey... the reason?..... Garth.

My critical thinking skills turned me into the Aquaman only I could love
- jimi james

Your nuanced critical thinking contains a logical fallacy. It's a basic tenant of science.

wedgie's post

I know that many of you wanted me to write a blog about Komarov, because quite frankly I'm smarter than all of you, and that includes all the GMs and other NHL executives who make money doing hockey stuff while I sweep the spilled sprinkles off the floor at Menchies.

Basically, I'm a genius. But I'm so smart, nobody else can fully comprehend how smart I am.

Lucky for you, I'm going to let you in on my geniousness.

Komarov sucks. No, it's true. I'm going to lay it out for you, but I couldn't possibly think you will understand it.

1. Look at his Robertson scatter-plot adjusted zone poke-check differentials:



Obviously we aren't going to heavily weight his efforts on Tuesdays in away buildings, because stuff. If you adjust for some sort of bias I can't really describe, it's obvious Komaraov is a God.



2. Komarov gets a lot of offensive zone starts with Gardiner, so obviously his Harrington zippity-blippity benchmark T-quadrant indicators are off. I mean, just take a look:



I look forward to calling you all idiots in response to your posts.

Oh, and I've never actually watched an NHL game live.

Thanks for reading!
- Atomic Wedgie

wedgie's post
- Dozzer

Wedgie's post seconded.

I know that many of you wanted me to write a blog about Komarov, because quite frankly I'm smarter than all of you, and that includes all the GMs and other NHL executives who make money doing hockey stuff while I sweep the spilled sprinkles off the floor at Menchies.

Basically, I'm a genius. But I'm so smart, nobody else can fully comprehend how smart I am.

Lucky for you, I'm going to let you in on my geniousness.

Komarov sucks. No, it's true. I'm going to lay it out for you, but I couldn't possibly think you will understand it.

1. Look at his Robertson scatter-plot adjusted zone poke-check differentials:



Obviously we aren't going to heavily weight his efforts on Tuesdays in away buildings, because stuff. If you adjust for some sort of bias I can't really describe, it's obvious Komaraov is a God.



2. Komarov gets a lot of offensive zone starts with Gardiner, so obviously his Harrington zippity-blippity benchmark T-quadrant indicators are off. I mean, just take a look:



I look forward to calling you all idiots in response to your posts.

Oh, and I've never actually watched an NHL game live.

Thanks for reading!
- Atomic Wedgie

No idea how that happened.

Anyway, (I've had a couple, but let this sink in) the Leafs traded Luke Schenn (LUKE SCHENN) for JVR
- walshyleafsfan

They also traded Clarkson!

They also traded Clarkson!
- BestRapperAlive

for a dead guy!!!

I know that many of you wanted me to write a blog about Komarov, because quite frankly I'm smarter than all of you, and that includes all the GMs and other NHL executives who make money doing hockey stuff while I sweep the spilled sprinkles off the floor at Menchies.

Basically, I'm a genius. But I'm so smart, nobody else can fully comprehend how smart I am.

Lucky for you, I'm going to let you in on my geniousness.

Komarov sucks. No, it's true. I'm going to lay it out for you, but I couldn't possibly think you will understand it.

1. Look at his Robertson scatter-plot adjusted zone poke-check differentials:



Obviously we aren't going to heavily weight his efforts on Tuesdays in away buildings, because stuff. If you adjust for some sort of bias I can't really describe, it's obvious Komaraov is a God.



2. Komarov gets a lot of offensive zone starts with Gardiner, so obviously his Harrington zippity-blippity benchmark T-quadrant indicators are off. I mean, just take a look:



I look forward to calling you all idiots in response to your posts.

Oh, and I've never actually watched an NHL game live.

Thanks for reading!
- Atomic Wedgie

Wedgie, the greatest hockeybuzz poster ever!

Best thing Burke ever did.
- Aaron_85

He also traded Brett Lebderp for Franson, who was...ok. But also a valuable enough asset to trade for a 1st rounder. Where's Lebderp now??

Atomic Leggie

That (frank)ing ruined the whole goddamn thing.
- Scabeh

Funny part is, that was the whole point of the beginning credit sequence showing his parents getting killed again. All so his dad's last words could be Martha. Scarred for life!

Putting this out there:

I saw Batman V Superman last night and I didn't think it was half as horrible as I was expecting. I actually kind of liked it *braces for impending ridicule*
- 1979AD

It's okay to like something that others don't. It's statistically impossible to have a mass of people all feel the same way about a film.

I know that many of you wanted me to write a blog about Komarov, because quite frankly I'm smarter than all of you, and that includes all the GMs and other NHL executives who make money doing hockey stuff while I sweep the spilled sprinkles off the floor at Menchies.

Basically, I'm a genius. But I'm so smart, nobody else can fully comprehend how smart I am.

Lucky for you, I'm going to let you in on my geniousness.

Komarov sucks. No, it's true. I'm going to lay it out for you, but I couldn't possibly think you will understand it.

1. Look at his Robertson scatter-plot adjusted zone poke-check differentials:



Obviously we aren't going to heavily weight his efforts on Tuesdays in away buildings, because stuff. If you adjust for some sort of bias I can't really describe, it's obvious Komaraov is a God.



2. Komarov gets a lot of offensive zone starts with Gardiner, so obviously his Harrington zippity-blippity benchmark T-quadrant indicators are off. I mean, just take a look:



I look forward to calling you all idiots in response to your posts.

Oh, and I've never actually watched an NHL game live.

Thanks for reading!
- Atomic Wedgie

nailed it

I know that many of you wanted me to write a blog about Komarov, because quite frankly I'm smarter than all of you, and that includes all the GMs and other NHL executives who make money doing hockey stuff while I sweep the spilled sprinkles off the floor at Menchies.

Basically, I'm a genius. But I'm so smart, nobody else can fully comprehend how smart I am.

Lucky for you, I'm going to let you in on my geniousness.

Komarov sucks. No, it's true. I'm going to lay it out for you, but I couldn't possibly think you will understand it.

1. Look at his Robertson scatter-plot adjusted zone poke-check differentials:



Obviously we aren't going to heavily weight his efforts on Tuesdays in away buildings, because stuff. If you adjust for some sort of bias I can't really describe, it's obvious Komaraov is a God.



2. Komarov gets a lot of offensive zone starts with Gardiner, so obviously his Harrington zippity-blippity benchmark T-quadrant indicators are off. I mean, just take a look:



I look forward to calling you all idiots in response to your posts.

Oh, and I've never actually watched an NHL game live.

Thanks for reading!
- Atomic Wedgie

Your nuanced critical thinking contains a logical fallacy. It's a basic tenant of science.
- BestRapperAlive

yeah, but i've been trained in critical thinking and i can tell you haven't.

I want either Toronto or Chicago to sign Vesey... the reason?..... Garth.
- markmark

Tampering.

It's okay to like something that others don't. It's statistically impossible to have a mass of people all feel the same way about a film.
- Aaron_85

This is mostly true. But sometimes people like something that's objectively poop. Like the Sens and The Bachelorette. They deserve to be ridiculed.

This is mostly true. But sometimes people like something that's objectively poop. Like the Sens and The Bachelorette. They deserve to be ridiculed.
- 1979AD

I know that many of you wanted me to write a blog about Komarov, because quite frankly I'm smarter than all of you, and that includes all the GMs and other NHL executives who make money doing hockey stuff while I sweep the spilled sprinkles off the floor at Menchies.

Basically, I'm a genius. But I'm so smart, nobody else can fully comprehend how smart I am.

Lucky for you, I'm going to let you in on my geniousness.

Komarov sucks. No, it's true. I'm going to lay it out for you, but I couldn't possibly think you will understand it.

1. Look at his Robertson scatter-plot adjusted zone poke-check differentials:



Obviously we aren't going to heavily weight his efforts on Tuesdays in away buildings, because stuff. If you adjust for some sort of bias I can't really describe, it's obvious Komaraov is a God.



2. Komarov gets a lot of offensive zone starts with Gardiner, so obviously his Harrington zippity-blippity benchmark T-quadrant indicators are off. I mean, just take a look:



I look forward to calling you all idiots in response to your posts.

Oh, and I've never actually watched an NHL game live.

Thanks for reading!
- Atomic Wedgie

(frank)ing legendary

Not saying our prospect pool is insanely good (yet), but would Vesey get in over Marner, Brown, Nylander (should be a centre), Soshnikov, Hyman?

I don't know, but I don't see a spot for him. Mike loves players like Hyman and Soshnikov to go with the skilled guys.

I just don't see a fit for Vesey
- walshyleafsfan

largely agreed... I'm more about trolling Garth.

I nominate atomic_wedgie for post of the year.

This is mostly true. But sometimes people like something that's objectively poop. Like the Sens and The Bachelorette. They deserve to be ridiculed.
- 1979AD

Did you know that the Toronto Star writes a summary of each Bachelorette show the next day?

https://www.thestar.com/e...minates-men-tell-all.html

How can people actually watch this poop?

I nominate atomic_wedgie for post of the year.
- AdamFrench

An Eksy Award?