Oh, you poor sweet man... No, much worse. I'd link you the article, but Cracked's search function doesn't seem to be working at the moment. A woman has sex with a ventriloquist dummy, and it finishes. She makes bank.
- Wetbandit1

I'm into parody I guess that considers me a freak


One of my friends dress up as Harley Quinn etc pretty fun

Sex doll... Okay... I'm kinky enough I can dig it... But ventriloquist creepy ass dummy? I don't even want to know what she sticks up there...

How does the dummy finish?
- bluengold12

A turkey baster type thing with a hose going up its deal and someone squeezes the bulb when she's ready...

A turkey baster type thing with a hose going up its deal and someone squeezes the bulb when she's ready...
- Wetbandit1

I wonder what a parent says if they're looking at porn and they see their daughter doing that

I'm into parody I guess that considers me a freak


One of my friends dress up as Harley Quinn etc pretty fun
- Conacher75pts

That's just cosplay. Every time I hear that I think:

A turkey baster type thing with a hose going up its deal and someone squeezes the bulb when she's ready...
- Wetbandit1

This just doesn't even sound sexy like at all in any part of my body... And I've come across some weird crap before... All legal of course... I don't play around with anything sick and illegal.. All though one time when I was in middle school and was using limewire (R.I.P) To do the deed. I thought I was downloading a lesbian vid and ended up being a chick with a horse... Needless to say I deleted it pretty quickly

I wonder what a parent says if they're looking at porn and they see their daughter doing that
- Conacher75pts

That's just cosplay. Every time I hear that I think:




- Wetbandit1

If you like that show F is for family is one for you

This just doesn't even sound sexy like at all in any part of my body... And I've come across some weird poop before... All legal of course... I don't play around with anything sick and illegal.. All though one time when I was in middle school and was using limewire (R.I.P) To do the deed. I thought I was downloading a lesbian vid and ended up being a chick with a horse... Needless to say I deleted it pretty quickly
- bluengold12

lol yeah. I remember Limewire. TWC/Adelphia started sending out letters telling people that had used it to stop using it, or they were going to revoke peoples internet.

I'd google it and see if I could find it on Cracked that way, bypassing Cracked's busted search. It really is an interesting article. It's only about 5% really (frank)ed up. The rest is economics and logistics. But I'm terrified of the search results I'll get on Google, and I don't need the FBI knocking on my door. lol

lol yeah. I remember Limewire. TWC/Adelphia started sending out letters telling people that had used it to stop using it, or they were going to revoke peoples internet.

I'd google it and see if I could find it on Cracked that way, bypassing Cracked's busted search. It really is an interesting article. It's only about 5% really (frank)ed up. The rest is economics and logistics. But I'm terrified of the search results I'll get on Google, and I don't need the FBI knocking on my door. lol
- Wetbandit1

I've never heard of cracked... I don't know if I want to

I've never heard of cracked... I don't know if I want to
- bluengold12

It's a comedy site. It's really funny. That's probably the most off the wall example. They do a lot of topical stuff. They ask people about their weird jobs/life experiences(see above). History, science all with a comical slant. But be warned, you can easily waste hours without realizing it.

This is the one I'm reading right now:

http://www.cracked.com/ar...-insane-abuses-power.html

lol yeah. I remember Limewire. TWC/Adelphia started sending out letters telling people that had used it to stop using it, or they were going to revoke peoples internet.

I'd google it and see if I could find it on Cracked that way, bypassing Cracked's busted search. It really is an interesting article. It's only about 5% really (frank)ed up. The rest is economics and logistics. But I'm terrified of the search results I'll get on Google, and I don't need the FBI knocking on my door. lol
- Wetbandit1

I remember downloading illegal movies back in the day off my dad's work computer
He got a fine Lol

The ones I do now are safe its just streaming

It's a comedy site. It's really funny. That's probably the most off the wall example. They do a lot of topical stuff. They ask people about their weird jobs/life experiences(see above). History, science all with a comical slant. But be warned, you can easily waste hours without realizing it.

This is the one I'm reading right now:

http://www.cracked.com/ar...-insane-abuses-power.html
- Wetbandit1

Oh okay... I wasn't sure if it was one of those black market sites that showed videos of people dying and crap like that...

I remember downloading illegal movies back in the day off my dad's work computer
He got a fine Lol

The ones I do now are safe its just streaming
- Conacher75pts

My dad was so (frank)ing pissed when he caught me watching a vid off limewire when I was like 14 or 15 threw me up against the door and told me to cut the S-H-I-T I was much more careful then until I got my own computer later on..

I remember downloading illegal movies back in the day off my dad's work computer
He got a fine Lol

The ones I do now are safe its just streaming
- Conacher75pts

I know quite a few solid streaming sites.. If we're still talking about the same thing..

My dad was so (frank)ing pissed when he caught me watching a vid off limewire when I was like 14 or 15 threw me up against the door and told me to cut the S-H-I-T I was much more careful then until I got my own computer later on..
- bluengold12

Before the internet was really well known for X rated fun I ingeniously waited till my parents went to bed put on skinamax and put in a tape in the vcr and pressed record during all the sex scenes so when I wanted to watch them at a later date I didn't have to sit through all the awful scenes and set up..

Oh okay... I wasn't sure if it was one of those black market sites that showed videos of people dying and crap like that...
- bluengold12

No, it started off as like Mad Magazine On-Line. And then moved to its own entity. I like the history ones the best. Your teachers all lied to you and left out the best poop that happened.

Like after the constitution was signed they had a massive party.

Let's have a look at the tab: Between Madison's keg-stands and Hamilton's mad beer-pong skills, the 55 delegates put away more than 100 bottles of wine, 22 bottles of porter, 12 bottles of beer, eight bottles of whiskey, eight bottles of hard cider and seven bowls of spiked punch.

Yes, we're pretty sure that is more alcohol than science says 55 humans should be able to consume without dying on the spot.

Even more hilarious is the fact that the innkeeper added a two percent fee to their (sizable) bill for the damage they did. It included a breakage fee for the broken bottles, tables, punch bowls and chamber pots.
- http://www.cracked.com/article_19008_the-7-most-unexpectedly-awesome-parties-in-history.html

How could that fail to get kids attention in class?

I remember downloading illegal movies back in the day off my dad's work computer
He got a fine Lol

The ones I do now are safe its just streaming
- Conacher75pts

I hate to break it to you, but it's not any safer. And if anything it's probably more dangerous due to all the malware/viruses.

Exactly 50% of me thinks you are incredibly lame for this draft thing.

Eactly 50% of me is super hurt no one picked me.

Landlord Tom.
- Der Kaiser

One-way contract only, but I expect to have to earn any top-6 playing time.

Exactly 50% of me thinks you are incredibly lame for this draft thing.

Eactly 50% of me is super hurt no one picked me.
- nfph

Starting my own team.....

Team Noth America:

Honk for Goose - GM
Gerbe's 75 - Video Consulant
BuffaloHardHat - Architect
Beezer33
kingcong39
Irish - Coach/Player
MEBSabresFAN
GilPerreault11
lung3r
Buff19 - analytics
nfph - TinMan - Team Rules/Asst GM

Looking to trade for my man 89!

I'm into parody I guess that considers me a freak


One of my friends dress up as Harley Quinn etc pretty fun
- Conacher75pts

Will no doubt be the most popular female/slutty Halloween costume of the year.

On a much, MUCH lighter note we dressed my daughter as Harley last year but she is only 7 and was completely cute-looking, not creepy or weird in the least. She has no idea who the character even is.
It was between her and the little boy down the street dressed as a flying monkey from Wizard of OZ for best kid's costume on the block.

One-way contract only, but I expect to have to earn any top-6 playing time.
- LandlordTom

I thought you would take a bridge deal.

Starting my own team.....

Team Noth America:

Honk for Goose - GM
Gerbe's 75 - Video Consulant
BuffaloHardHat - Architect
Beezer33
kingcong39
Irish - Coach/Player
MEBSabresFAN
GilPerreault11
lung3r
Buff19 - analytics
nfph - TinMan - Team Rules/Asst GM

Looking to trade for my man 89!

- Irish 14

Looks like the Broad Street Buzzers to me!

3 of my fantasy golfers are in the top 6

watch them all suck this weekend
- homiedclown

I got McIlroy, Spieth, Stenson and Mickelson. Rory missed the cut so I brought in Branden Grace from the bench. Who do you have?

he's the best on the site that's why I was shocked he was available this is like getting Sidney Crosby in the second round
- Conacher75pts