I'm not a player either. I just crush a lot.

*waits for you to google that reference*
- eichiefs9

Damn you...

That's ok, neither is Chiefs.
- Wildschwein

I'm supa hot

I'm supa hot
- rangerdanger94

Well yeah... for a Rangers fan anyway.

K all you fat sweaty middle aged white rappers. Settle down now.

- Xaos22

It's Xaos, who's location is in my mom's house
Must've met her on her business trip to Laos
Mustard on your sweater, surprised you could get her
You better treat her nice, buy her lots of ice
Fry her up some rice before she dries up out of spite

Well yeah... for a Rangers fan anyway.
- Wildschwein

I spit supa hot fiya

I spit supa hot fiya
- rangerdanger94

That's the street meat

That's the street meat
- Feds91Stammer

That's the street meat
- Feds91Stammer

I would give you a post of the year nomination, but atomic_wedgie already has it wrapped up

http://www.hockeybuzz.com...?thread_id=137095&page=22
- AdamFrench

meh... Tanner have used the "Robertson scatter-plot adjusted zone poke-check differentials" on numerous occasions

- eichiefs9

- rangerdanger94

Those guys be awfully cynical, never reach the pinnacle
Make the appointment -- clinical... fighting over a thin nickel

Lucic , no doubt .

Lucic , no doubt .
- schrodingersCat

Please present your post in rap-form.

Thank you.

It's Xaos, who's location is in my mom's house
Must've met her on her business trip to Laos
Mustard on your sweater, surprised you could get her
You better treat her nice, buy her lots of ice
Fry her up some rice before she dries up out of spite
- eichiefs9

McDavid is my choice, he's the Oilers Rolls-Royce

In West Cincinnati, born and raised
In the enclosure is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' at the zoo
and takin mad dumps 'cause outside is where I poo

When an unwatched kid who was up to no good
Started rollin' down into my hood
Dragged him through one little stream and the zookeepers got scared
They said "Here eat this bullet and watch twitter cry with despair

This whole thread belongs in Eklund's Hall of Fame.

In West Cincinnati, born and raised
In the enclosure is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' at the zoo
and takin mad dumps 'cause outside is where I poo

When an unwatched kid who was up to no good
Started rollin' down into my hood
Dragged him through one little stream and the zookeepers got scared
They said "Here eat this bullet and watch twitter cry with despair
- Harambe

In West Cincinnati, born and raised
In the enclosure is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' at the zoo
and takin mad dumps 'cause outside is where I poo

When an unwatched kid who was up to no good
Started rollin' down into my hood
Dragged him through one little stream and the zookeepers got scared
They said "Here eat this bullet and watch twitter cry with despair
- Harambe

Spittin Barzz

In West Cincinnati, born and raised
In the enclosure is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' at the zoo
and takin mad dumps 'cause outside is where I poo

When an unwatched kid who was up to no good
Started rollin' down into my hood
Dragged him through one little stream and the zookeepers got scared
They said "Here eat this bullet and watch twitter cry with despair
- Harambe

HockeyBuzz Hot stove - Who won the epic rap battle of July 29th 2016

James Tanner -

Spittin Barzz
- Feds91Stammer

Ya boy the Illest Gorilla got more bars than the Cincinnati Zoo

Ya boy the Illest Gorilla HAD more bars than the Cincinnati Zoo
- Harambe

Fixed.

K all you fat sweaty middle aged white rappers. Settle down now.

- Xaos22

Flyfreaky grew a beard?

In West Cincinnati, born and raised
In the enclosure is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' at the zoo
and takin mad dumps 'cause outside is where I poo

When an unwatched kid who was up to no good
Started rollin' down into my hood
Dragged him through one little stream and the zookeepers got scared
They said "Here eat this bullet and watch twitter cry with despair
- Harambe