I would give you a post of the year nomination, but atomic_wedgie already has it wrapped up

http://www.hockeybuzz.com...?thread_id=137095&page=22
- AdamFrench

Connors looking pretty like a lady real scrumptious
I wash my hands like my name was Pontius
Pilate, fly you to the promised land
makin fun of Lucic and I got myself banned
I herd a roomer 'bout the locker room tumor tried to trade for Spooner but he aint a late bloomer

Oilers threads

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't that make McDavid the youngest captain in history? I dunno, this might be one of those situations where you say you're starting the season with three alternate captains and then go from there.
- DonzoBean

Agreed.

I see we're rapping

So it's a question of giving the captaincy;
You know there's only one right answer, see;
Give it to the man, the legend, the ab'd defender;
I'm talking bout Oscar Klefbom, the main contender;

*Snazzy funk interlude*

He'll carry the team on his back to a Cup;
And he'll never make mistakes- poop I meant (frank) up;
Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the rise;
Cause damn right, Oscar ain't gonna compromise;

*Sweet guitar riff*

He's got poise, skill, and he keeps in touch with his mom;
What better role model exists but Klefbom?;
So I've made my case;
For making the Bomb our ace;
Please give him the chance to hoist the Cup in Rogers Place.

*'Smooth' by Santana plays inexplicably*

This might be one of the best threads in recent memory, kudos to all of those who are creative and little (frank)ed in the head.

This might be one of the best threads in recent memory, kudos to all of those who are creative and little (frank)ed in the head.
- tomburton99

Well its not wrestlebuzz!

I would give you a post of the year nomination, but atomic_wedgie already has it wrapped up

http://www.hockeybuzz.com...?thread_id=137095&page=22
- AdamFrench

Oh my god that is so priceless

Oh my god that is so priceless
- rangerdanger94

Wreaks of ignorance.

Wreaks of ignorance.
- BINGO!

You're just an innumerate

This might be one of the best threads in recent memory, kudos to all of those who are (frank)ed in the head and a little creative.
- tomburton99

fixed

Oh my god that is so priceless
- rangerdanger94

Genius. I'll bet Tanner uses it in his next poop

I see we're rapping

So it's a question of giving the captaincy;
You know there's only one right answer, see;
Give it to the man, the legend, the ab'd defender;
I'm talking bout Oscar Klefbom, the main contender;

*Snazzy funk interlude*

He'll carry the team on his back to a Cup;
And he'll never make mistakes- poop I meant (frank) up;
Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the rise;
Cause damn right, Oscar ain't gonna compromise;

*Sweet guitar riff*

He's got poise, skill, and he keeps in touch with his mom;
What better role model exists but Klefbom?;
So I've made my case;
For making the Bomb our ace;
Please give him the chance to hoist the Cup in Rogers Place.

*'Smooth' by Santana plays inexplicably*
- MaximumBone

- Aetherial

Ralph Krueger

I hate him but give the C to Lucic, and tell him it's his responsibility to whip all the bad attitudes into shape or else. At least the team isn't going to argue to his face.

I hate him but give the C to Lucic, and tell him it's his responsibility to whip all the bad attitudes into shape or else. At least the team isn't going to argue to his face.
- Dcoms

You of all people should know we have to give it to mcdavid. What if your pens gave it to Chris Kunitz or Colby Armstrong instead of Crosby.