You two have to stop this love fest. I've been on this site for a while now and I have never seen you two disagree. Never. On any topic.

It's almost like your the same (frank)ing person.

Stop it.
- bloatedmosquito

You're right I should be just agreeing with you.

Don't post misogynist garbage and I will cheerfully oblige.
- Marwood

my god your issues are deep.

Look you cant seem to play nice with just about anyone....so stay away from me I dont want your garbage.

This (frank)ing group needs some hockey quick because getting upset at comments from anonymous people on the internet is getting out of hand.

How do Habs fans change a lightbulb? They don't, they just talk about how good the old one was.


...is this thing on?
- dbot

heard this one years ago

what's the difference between the leafs and a cigarette machine?
The cigarette machine has Players

hadnt heard the ones you posted.....nice

How do Habs fans change a lightbulb? They don't, they just talk about how good the old one was.


...is this thing on?
- dbot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU

This (frank)ing group needs some hockey quick because getting upset at comments from anonymous people on the internet is getting out of hand.
- A_SteamingLombardi

Ive said the same before. Im sure people are wound with no hockey.
At least next month we have world cup and training camp

That said Im surprised world cup hasnt come up much here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU
- WelfareWerewolf

Ive said the same before. Im sure people are wound with no hockey.
At least next month we have world cup and training camp

That said Im surprised world cup hasnt come up much here
- SMBDragon

The Toronto Cup. How many games being played in Edmonton NY Fla Europe?

I don't think anyone has a problem with having a laugh, it's just that your post wasn't appreciated by some (myself included), who found it more offensive than humorous.



What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Both look good until they hit the ice

huh, huh...anyone?
- dbot

Scooby had the best one years ago.

What do Santa Clause and the Leafs have in common. After Dec 25 neither of them are useful

Anyone know where I can find some hot broads?

Anyone know where I can find some hot broads?
- golfingsince

Not in Surrey?

Scooby had the best one years ago.

What do Santa Clause and the Leafs have in common. After Dec 25 neither of them are useful
- VANTEL

via reddit

Satan is wandering about hell when he decides to visit two Americans sharing a cell. He finds them groaning in agony.
“Please, Satan, could you turn down the heat?" Satan laughs and slams the door shut.
He goes to the cell next door, where two Canadians are held.
Satan finds them roasting marshmallows and cooking steaks on the floor.
“What are you doing?" Satan asked.
“Well, it’s so cold in Canada, that this heat is actually kind of refreshing. So we thought we’d enjoy it!"
Satan stormed off angrily, he’d never heard of such a thing! He decided to crank the heat. That would show those Canadians.
But when he returned to their cell, he found them lounging in bathing suits.
“How is this possible?" Satan bellowed.
“Well, Canada is so cold, this heat is kind of nice! It’s like being on vacation!" Satan was furious.
“I know!" he thought to himself, “I’ll turn down the heat so low they’ll be frozen solid! It will be utter torment!" Satan snickered to himself, and lowered the heat as much as he could.
When Satan returned to the Canadian’s cell, he found them celebrating, and cheering for joy. “Now what?" he demanded.
“Well, come on, Satan!" the Canadians said, in between whoops and yells, “Everyone knows that when hell freezes over it means the Leafs have won the cup!"

The Toronto Cup. How many games being played in Edmonton NY Fla Europe?
- VANTEL

https://www.nhl.com/news/...hedule-announced/c-778411

I think its all in TO.

What I find confusing is the teams....why is there team north america while theres team canada and team usa? How will that roster be filled considering it'll solely come from canada and usa? Odd. Team europe is different as there's other countries to chose from than those countries with its own team. Not so with team north america.
Will it be team canada/usa B choice players?

the cool part is we as canadians have a 2nd team to cheer for

via reddit

Satan is wandering about hell when he decides to visit two Americans sharing a cell. He finds them groaning in agony.
“Please, Satan, could you turn down the heat?" Satan laughs and slams the door shut.
He goes to the cell next door, where two Canadians are held.
Satan finds them roasting marshmallows and cooking steaks on the floor.
“What are you doing?" Satan asked.
“Well, it’s so cold in Canada, that this heat is actually kind of refreshing. So we thought we’d enjoy it!"
Satan stormed off angrily, he’d never heard of such a thing! He decided to crank the heat. That would show those Canadians.
But when he returned to their cell, he found them lounging in bathing suits.
“How is this possible?" Satan bellowed.
“Well, Canada is so cold, this heat is kind of nice! It’s like being on vacation!" Satan was furious.
“I know!" he thought to himself, “I’ll turn down the heat so low they’ll be frozen solid! It will be utter torment!" Satan snickered to himself, and lowered the heat as much as he could.
When Satan returned to the Canadian’s cell, he found them celebrating, and cheering for joy. “Now what?" he demanded.
“Well, come on, Satan!" the Canadians said, in between whoops and yells, “Everyone knows that when hell freezes over it means the Leafs have won the cup!"
- dbot

my god your issues are deep.

Look you cant seem to play nice with just about anyone....so stay away from me I dont want your garbage.
- SMBDragon

Go destroy some weights, champ.

asdfasdfasd

"In Vancouver, Chris Higgens was throwing a party and everyone on the team is invited.
He asks everyone to bring drinks so they have enough alcohol to last them the night. Before going to the party, Jim Benning goes to the liquor store to pick up a case of beer. As he is walking to his car with a case of beer under his arm a fan notices him, stops him and asks, "Hey Jim, Whacha get the case of beer for?"
"I got it for Chris Higgens " answers Jim.
"Oh!" exclaims the fan,
"Good trade."

Scooby had the best one years ago.

What do Santa Clause and the Leafs have in common. After Dec 25 neither of them are useful
- VANTEL

absolutely fantastic

Not in Surrey?
- thundachunk

You know what they say, "if you can't get laid in Surrey there's always Hope!"

Anyone know where I can find some hot boards?
- golfingsince

Go destroy some weights, champ.
- Marwood

Youre Always trying to pick a fight I see

go destroy your brain more with your drugs loser

Not in Surrey?
- thundachunk

Also, was looking for a chuckle from Marwood.

via reddit

Satan is wandering about hell when he decides to visit two Americans sharing a cell. He finds them groaning in agony.
“Please, Satan, could you turn down the heat?" Satan laughs and slams the door shut.
He goes to the cell next door, where two Canadians are held.
Satan finds them roasting marshmallows and cooking steaks on the floor.
“What are you doing?" Satan asked.
“Well, it’s so cold in Canada, that this heat is actually kind of refreshing. So we thought we’d enjoy it!"
Satan stormed off angrily, he’d never heard of such a thing! He decided to crank the heat. That would show those Canadians.
But when he returned to their cell, he found them lounging in bathing suits.
“How is this possible?" Satan bellowed.
“Well, Canada is so cold, this heat is kind of nice! It’s like being on vacation!" Satan was furious.
“I know!" he thought to himself, “I’ll turn down the heat so low they’ll be frozen solid! It will be utter torment!" Satan snickered to himself, and lowered the heat as much as he could.
When Satan returned to the Canadian’s cell, he found them celebrating, and cheering for joy. “Now what?" he demanded.
“Well, come on, Satan!" the Canadians said, in between whoops and yells, “Everyone knows that when hell freezes over it means the Leafs have won the cup!"
- dbot

go destroy your brain more with your drugs loser
- SMBDragon

Wow, anger issues?

Just gonna chime in for 2 seconds and I'll go back to being quiet.....My daughter is part of the LGBT community, and over the last few years, I have slowly been making the transition to learn "pro nouns" and educate myself on being respectful to her friends.....I'm old...and its been difficult.....Where I agree that making a joke that might be considered misogynistic, and that you might be offended by it, I don't think we should have to censor ourselves to the point of second guessing everything we say to the point of not saying anything.

We are on a opinion board, and theres lots of opinions I don't agree with, but I wouldn't want people to stop having them.....otherwise one person will say something and everyone else will just smile and nod.......LAME.

I personally don't mind off pudding humour.....and I'm sure if someone was really offended, we are all grown up enough to apologize..... The world is turning way too PC, no one is allowed to say anything without offending someone, and its just getting too silly......

To illustrate heres a video of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog going to an American college to discuss being PC.......


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j556MWGVVqI