Wtf is wrong with you?
- mdw7413

I live in Northern Alberta for (frank) sakes, I literally just found out what a guido is.

I'm lucky I can form a sentence right now.
- laughs2907

That kinda Monday eh?

I live in Northern Alberta for (frank) sakes, I literally just found out what a guido is.
- Wildschwein

I live in Northern Alberta for (frank) sakes, I literally just found out what a guido is.
- Wildschwein

How cold does it get there in the winter? Love the winter. Celsius please.

That kinda Monday eh?
- Wildschwein

Cheetos and excessive masturbation does it to me every time

How cold does it get there in the winter? Love the winter. Celsius please.
- mdw7413

https://www.currentresult...ures-by-month-average.php

How cold does it get there in the winter? Love the winter. Celsius please.
- mdw7413

Coldest I can recall is -52*C but that was extreme. We do usually get 2 to 3 weeks worth of -40*C sprinkled between December to February.
None of the above temperatures include windchill.

Cheetos and excessive masturbation does it to me every time
- laughs2907

No such thing.

https://www.currentresults.com/Weather/Canada/Alberta/Places/edmonton-temperatures-by-month-average.php
- laughs2907

female dog Please! Edmonton is about a 6-1/4 hour drive South from my place.

https://www.currentresults.com/Weather/Canada/Alberta/Places/edmonton-temperatures-by-month-average.php
- laughs2907

Sweet.

Coldest I can recall is -52*C but that was extreme. We do usually get 2 to 3 weeks worth of -40*C sprinkled between December to February.
None of the above temperatures include windchill.
- Wildschwein

Holy poop! Can you even go outside?

Think the lowest I ever been in was 2C actual temperature.

Holy poop! Can you even go outside?

Think the lowest I ever been in was 2C actual temperature.
- mdw7413

Yes but it freezes my facial hair something fierce. Look like an arctic explorer after about 10 minutes.

Holy poop! Can you even go outside?

Think the lowest I ever been in was 2C actual temperature.
- mdw7413

I'd question his info... He doesn't even know who Deadmarsh is

I'd question his info... He doesn't even know who Deadmarsh is
- laughs2907

Now I do.

I'd question his info... He doesn't even know who Deadmarsh is
- laughs2907

Like not knowing who Gretzky is.

I'd question his info... He doesn't even know who Deadmarsh is
- laughs2907

Closest info I could get to my hometown. I'm still 1 hour North of there.

http://www.eldoradocounty...imate2/Peace%20River.html

Yes but it freezes my facial hair something fierce. Look like an arctic explorer after about 10 minutes.
- Wildschwein

That has to be tough on engine blocks. Oil must be like molasses.

Like not knowing who Gretzky is.
- mdw7413

That has to be tough on engine blocks. Oil must be like molasses.
- mdw7413

All the vehicles here have block heaters. Wouldn't run if you didn't plug them in at night.

All the vehicles here have block heaters. Wouldn't run if you didn't plug them in at night.
- Wildschwein

Thats what I was wondering. Unless it was in a heated garage couldn't imagine how it would start.

- Wildschwein

You don't want to learn anything from me. I'm a complete (frank)ing moron.

You don't want to learn anything from me. I'm a complete (frank)ing moron.
- mdw7413

If it wasn't for people like you I wouldn't now know that upon meeting a guido it is acceptable behaviour to plants ones boot into their crotch.

If I ever go South of the border its poop like this thats gonna save my life.

If it wasn't for people like you I wouldn't now know that upon meeting a guido it is acceptable behaviour to plants ones boot into their crotch.

If I ever go South of the border its poop like this thats gonna save my life.
- Wildschwein

Only a matter of time before Hitlery gets him...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/n...ion-attempt-fears-8685332

Where did horse stoop go with all the good shops?
- Mr.Bobby

Laughs is Horsestoop