Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops
- LeftCoaster

I don't get it. Did she go to Shoe Warehouse?

How about ...."yo mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out"
- WelfareWerewolf

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

I don't get it. Did she go to Shoe Warehouse?
- CubanBuffet

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
- LeftCoaster

That's a gooder How about "yo mama is so dumb, she yelled into an envelope cuz she wanted to send a voicemail"

That's a gooder How about "yo mama is so dumb, she yelled into an envelope cuz she wanted to send a voicemail"
- WelfareWerewolf

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.
- LeftCoaster

Yo mama is so dumb, I told her to do the robot..........now r2 d2 has aids.


(rip Kenny Baker)

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.
- LeftCoaster

Your mom is like a shotgun, two cocks and then she blows.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she goes to the gym, they use her for free weights

Yo mama's so fat, that when she goes to the gym, they use her for free weights
- DariusKnight

Yo Mama so fat, she jumped in the air... and got stuck.

This went soooo wrong.

This went soooo wrong.
- A_SteamingLombardi

You know it's the duldrums of summer hockey when fat mama jokes take 2 pages

You know it's the duldrums of summer hockey when fat mama jokes take 2 pages
- Makita

- A_SteamingLombardi

Haven't heard that for years, when the video ended it went to Pink Floyd Time, great memories...but WTF no fat mama jokes

Haven't heard that for years, when the video ended it went to Pink Floyd Time, great memories...but WTF no fat mama jokes
- Makita

Okay

You mama so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed the whole Canuck season.

Okay

You mama so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed the whole Canuck season.
- A_SteamingLombardi

Ok back to the excellent video posts...screw fat mama, but not literally you may get swallowed whole

Its all good, I know Leafs are friendly


- WelfareWerewolf

ha ha ....its amazing the moments that get captured.

Not even sure Id want to know what that one was about

Now that was playoff hockey.
- walshyleafsfan

no that was clearly pocket pool

How about ...."yo mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out"
- WelfareWerewolf

yo momma so fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck

Holy poopz man. You got owned. Disappointed in your effort. You need lessons from Iggy, Spatso, Bloated, Jero and a handful of Sabres fans. They're miles better.
- walshyleafsfan

Seriously, the day I use you as a measuring stick for success is the day I wear a Leaf Jersey.

1 comment from me and the room gets set on fire like Robson in 2011... and thats not good enough for you?

I am not going to get banned to entertain poopheads like you.

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
- LeftCoaster

thats a good one...

k 1 more...

yo mama so fat she wears a belt for a wristwatch!

- Tumbleweed

Happy Random off topic stupid Gif Day! I didn't even get you a card.

thats a good one...

k 1 more...

yo mama so fat she wears a belt for a wristwatch!
- SMBDragon

Crap! I think I just flagged you! SORRY!

Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.

Happy Random off topic stupid Gif Day! I didn't even get you a card.
- Beatle_john

how is it these people always seem to get caught on camera doing this stupid nonsense?!