LAINE LAINE LAINE!

Me and Spatso are going to watch this game together in the hot tub.

I gained 60 lbs. over the summer. I can barely squeeze into this speedo...
- Atomic Wedgie

I've seen pictures of you (don't ask), and I believe you don't need a speedo...a shave, sure, but no speedo.

Bracco in ot.



Time for NA
- burn

See that kid with Matthews taped over his Van riemsdyk jersey?

savage

I still chuckle when I think about team USA building a team around players you'd use to grind your opponents down over a 7 game series for a single game elimination tournament.

See that kid with Matthews taped over his Van riemsdyk jersey?

savage
- Arctic_AARDVARK

the corpse is still warm

And pointing out the obvious, Team Europe's anthem should be The Final Countdown.
- Atomic Wedgie

DU Hast!!

I'm so wet for this game....stupid water bottle



Team Matthews > Team Finland ft. Laine

See that kid with Matthews taped over his Van riemsdyk jersey?

savage
- Arctic_AARDVARK

I'm so wet for this game....stupid water bottle



Team Matthews > Team Finland ft. Laine
- Steven_Seagull

...mmmmm wet bird!!!

See that kid with Matthews taped over his Van riemsdyk jersey?

savage
- Arctic_AARDVARK

And pointing out the obvious, Team Europe's anthem should be The Final Countdown.
- Atomic Wedgie

Terrible song.

Oh, I get it.

I'm so wet for this game....stupid water bottle



Team Matthews > Team Finland ft. Laine
- Steven_Seagull

How many years before we look back at these comparisons and laugh?

How many years before we look back at these comparisons and laugh?
- daeth

One

How many years before we look back at these comparisons and laugh?
- daeth

For as long as spatso exists.

How the F did Calgary get Gaudreau so late in the draft

One
- Zezel

I guess the over under should be 1.5 then?

Meow meow, Joke ECHL has never been well received in Canada.

Was it a good game? Saw the score.

What's your 2 cents?
- underhill14

Chippy.

Middleton great size and reach, uses it well but sloooooow skater and easily beat with speed/skill.

Neilson and Dermott had nice games.

Korelstov was terific.

For as long as spatso exists.
- Steven_Seagull

How about that chart topper "We're professional players not quite there yet to be on our National teams because we're young, but we are still greater than the sum of our parts so stop acting like this is a (frank)ing rare instance where the BEST kids in the world are playing together and are somehow shocking the world"


Great song, never heard Nelly hit those notes when he busts that chorus with Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers.
- weirdoh

You know I love you, Weirdsie.

We go way back. We have been cyberfriends for many years.

But if you are subtly mocking the beautiful duet Islands in the Stream with Ms. Parton and Mr. Rogers, I will jam my weiner in your pooper so hard your heart is shoved out your mouth, and then I will rip your heart out with my mouth and show it to you before you die.

P.S. Don't ever (EVER!) mock Total Eclipse of the Heart, or I will hunt you down and skin you.

I guess the over under should be 1.5 then?
- daeth

Yes

Who won the Swede Russia game Burnsie?
- sloppyseconds2

Swedes 2-1

Ov mad it 2-1 with like 30secs left and then tied it with 7sec but called back cause he gloved it in.

Leo can take out Eichel and I won't be upset

I still chuckle when I think about team USA building a team around players you'd use to grind your opponents down over a 7 game series for a single game elimination tournament.
- daeth

Kessel sucks.

Why would you want a guy who can only score goals?

(frank) the Finns. They're not even real Scandinavians, they just look like that because Danes and Swedes have nailed so many of them.