Evening gentleman, Laughs. Been disconnected from the inter webs for the weekend so what did I miss?
- Wildschwein

Many of us became very offended by Trump's wussy grabbing comment... We ultimately got in touch with our female side, and several of us are getting sex changes.

Sorry bout taking you to that quaint shack in the middle of nowhere. I thought the idea of just a candle to guide our way was romantic.
- mdw7413

It truly was. Ditching me to (frank) that samsquatch however was not.

Many of us became very offended by Trump's wussy grabbing comment... We ultimately got in touch with our female side, and several of us are getting sex changes.
- laughs2907

But I just mastered my shorthand pecker penmanship...

It used to be awarded to the loser of the Stanley Cup finals. Basically when there was only 6 teams in the league they felt it was necessary to award 2 teams a trophy.
- wreckage

Damn. I had no idea.

They should rechristen it the season waster.

9th place seems fitting. If only, Toronto and Calgary would be the most awarded this millenium.

It would be pretty badass if, for one year, they abolished conference seedings and did a 1-16 playoff. Just one. If the Oil Flames final happened the whole province would die of consumption. I'd be in that group.

YAKS GONE?!?

Wow. Weak return as expected.

Many of us became very offended by Trump's wussy grabbing comment... We ultimately got in touch with our female side, and several of us are getting sex changes.
- laughs2907

If Trump can grab any girls cooter, why can't Hillary grab any guys junk? I mean isn't each candidate supposed to receive equal time and treatment?

Damn. I had no idea.

They should rechristen it the season waster.

9th place seems fitting. If only, Toronto and Calgary would be the most awarded this millenium.

It would be pretty badass if, for one year, they abolished conference seedings and did a 1-16 playoff. Just one. If the Oil Flames final happened the whole province would die of consumption. I'd be in that group.
- FLflames34

Wouldn't matter who won, Alberta'd be like them purge movies immediately after.

YAKS GONE?!?

Wow. Weak return as expected.
- Wildschwein

But the money saved used to grab Russell.

If Trump can grab any girls cooter, why can't Hillary grab any guys junk? I mean isn't each candidate supposed to receive equal time and treatment?
- wreckage

I've been told she has unlimited access to Michelle Obama's penis.

It truly was. Ditching me to (frank) that samsquatch however was not.
- Wildschwein

You ever grab Sasquatch strange? It like touching Jesus's beard

If Trump can grab any girls cooter, why can't Hillary grab any guys junk? I mean isn't each candidate supposed to receive equal time and treatment?
- wreckage

Laughs you're up.

Damn. I had no idea.

They should rechristen it the season waster.

9th place seems fitting. If only, Toronto and Calgary would be the most awarded this millenium.

It would be pretty badass if, for one year, they abolished conference seedings and did a 1-16 playoff. Just one. If the Oil Flames final happened the whole province would die of consumption. I'd be in that group.
- FLflames34

Just to give trolls fuel it would wind up being Tampa vs Florida so they can chirp that hockey isn't Canada's sport anymore.

But the money saved used to grab Russell.
- wreckage

Just saw that...
At least its only a year.

Waived Lander too I see. I missed a great deal.

Heres hoping Yak scores 15 goals in his first 20 games and then reverts to his usual self.

You ever grab Sasquatch strange? It like touching Jesus's beard
- mdw7413

Does it taste like communion wine?

If Trump can grab any girls cooter, why can't Hillary grab any guys junk? I mean isn't each candidate supposed to receive equal time and treatment?
- wreckage

Chelsea?

Chelsea?
- FLflames34

I would but only if Monica joins in as well.

Just saw that...
At least its only a year.

Waived Lander too I see. I missed a great deal.

Heres hoping Yak scores 15 goals in his first 20 games and then reverts to his usual self.
- Wildschwein

Close the Hendo circle. Waiver wire pickup in February once Nuge hits his knee coming out of the shower. Todd will roll him 4C.

Does it taste like communion wine?
- Wildschwein

Unfortunately no. Tastes like a rotten spice rack and looks like a grenade went off at the deli meat counter

I would but only if Monica joins in as well.
- Wildschwein

There is already a creepy clown epidemic going on. Think about the kids.




Though I would totally rock Lewinsky. Not sure why, but I would.

Just saw that...
At least its only a year.

Waived Lander too I see. I missed a great deal.

Heres hoping Yak scores 15 goals in his first 20 games and then reverts to his usual self.
- Wildschwein

It's still about 51 weeks too long. I'm hoping he breaks his neck in the first practice and never sees a minute of regular season ice at the cable box.

Where the (frank) is wildabeast? He owes me his left nut!!!

Where the (frank) is wildabeast? He owes me his left nut!!!
- The-O-G

Check the Flames thread.

It's still about 51 weeks too long. I'm hoping he breaks his neck in the first practice and never sees a minute of regular season ice at the cable box.
- wreckage

How was he against the Canucks?

I may have to back out of the Mars mission. Roommate and I have discussed a new get rich idea. The special Olympics spelling bee is the next big thing on TSN.

I may have to back out of the Mars mission. Roommate and I have discussed a new get rich idea. The special Olympics spelling bee is the next big thing on TSN.
- wreckage

Who the (frank) is gonna cook now? This is a major setback.