why don't you marry him if you like him so much?
- kicksave856

Because it'd be a sin!!!!!

Because it'd be a sin!!!!!
- Feeling Glucky?

those crazy gays!

So I have to vent about my fat (frank) governor and I can't think of any other place to do so.

So I live at the Jersey Shore (it's a beach town for you non-Americans). It's nothing like the show Jersey Shore. It's mostly old people and vacationers.

Anyway, we were hit with a giant hurricane 5 years ago and parts of the island flooded because, ya know, we live on a (frank)ing island. All of the flooding came from the bay side because the front of the island (facing the ocean) is actually pretty high ground in most places.

So fat Chris Christie decides that every beach in New Jersey will now be required to build massive sand dunes. My island decides to fight it because it's a waste of our money. Having bigger dunes won't help as the flooding came from the bay side. During the debate, we bring in an expert who says that building the dunes will actually create more problems than it helps and not only is it a waste of money, but it's also just going to make things worse.

Welp, we lose. The dunes must be built and Christie, because he's an bumhole and vindictive, decides that they're all going to be built throughout the entire summer (They could be built at any time during the year). So less people have been coming here to vacation this year because who wants to lay on a crowded beach with loud machines pumping sand non-stop. It's hurt the local economy and pissed off the residents.

So, whatever, we lost. No big deal. We'll be fine when it's over. But, wait! Part of the argument our expert laid out for not putting the dunes was that it would cause a pool of water to settle between the ocean and the entrance to the beach during any major rain storm.

Well, what do you know? We had a nice big rain storm and sure as poop a pool of water has settled. The pool sits out in high temperatures and has now become a breeding ground for bacteria and mosquitoes! Several kids have gotten sick and no one wants to go to the beach. A (frank)ing disaster.

A word to the wise. Never elect a republican. They are all full of poop and will never do the right thing. They're all just out for themselves. Even when they say they're "less government" it's just bullpoop. They're "less government" when it's convenient.
- PhillySportsGuy

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- Crimsoninja

victory!

victory!
- kicksave856

smells like napalm

Why are you single-ing out conservatives here? makes no sense.

There are dumb politicians on both sides.
- SourceS.V.P.

There are only dumb conservative politicians though

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#BREAKING Judge orders halt to Margate sand dune project
- Crimsoninja

Now everything is fixed!

Now everything is fixed!
- PhillySportsGuy

and smells like napalm!

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- Crimsoninja

for a week

back to pumping sand in 7 days my niggas

hey, d0pps. would you ever eat a deep fried twinkie?

hey, d0pps. would you ever eat a deep fried twinkie?
- kicksave856

hey, d0pps. would you ever eat a deep fried twinkie?
- kicksave856

dopps IS a deep fried twinkie

dopps IS a deep fried twinkie
- Gramps28

lol

Democratic West Virginia governor tells Trump rally he is switching sides to Republicans



http://nationalpost.com/n...f7-4a8f-be97-35d11df6886e

Democratic West Virginia governor tells Trump rally he is switching sides to Republicans



http://nationalpost.com/n...f7-4a8f-be97-35d11df6886e
- D0PPELGANGER

probably got (frank)ed in the ass and needed to feel masculine

Democratic West Virginia governor tells Trump rally he is switching sides to Republicans



http://nationalpost.com/n...f7-4a8f-be97-35d11df6886e
- D0PPELGANGER

middle of the night! lol

suicide, bro.

- Crimsoninja

- dt99999

lol

- Cape Breton Bruins

it was good.

love the face drunken razor is making in the pic too.

Democratic West Virginia governor tells Trump rally he is switching sides to Republicans



http://nationalpost.com/n...f7-4a8f-be97-35d11df6886e
- D0PPELGANGER

After the death of his father in 1993, Justice inherited ownership of Bluestone Industries and Bluestone Coal Corporation.

In 2009, he sold some of his coal business to the Russian company Mechel for $568 million. In 2015, after a huge drop in the price of coal which led Mechel to close some of the mines, he bought the business back for just $5 million.[6][7] Since buying back the mine from Mechel, Justice re-opened several of the mines and put over 200 coal miners back to work.[8]

Justice's mining companies have a history of safety violation and unpaid taxes; in 2016, NPR called him the "top mine safety delinquent" in the United States.[9]

Goddamn, I can see the (frank)ing future.

There are corrupt liberals, the same way there are honest conservatives. There are definitely a few, and you always wonder what they're doing in that party.

Goddamn, I can see the (frank)ing future.
- Feeling Glucky?

nah

it was good.

love the face drunken razor is making in the pic too.
- kicksave856

watching him tell stories now even Nash and Kid are like "uhhhh bro that sounds made up lol"