I can see you and I have different groups handing out pamphlets on our door step.

You might want to sweep your house for bugs...
- Makita

Or at least find a Witness.

Thanks bud, I knew you were venting, the jam fest sounds great, but I'm not sure about meditation, not sure if I can clear all the crap from my mind,
- Makita

Baby steps.

Thanks bud, I knew you were venting, the jam fest sounds great, but I'm not sure about meditation, not sure if I can clear all the crap from my mind,
- Makita

I can play Kumbaya or War Pigs, your choice.

I can play Kumbaya or War Pigs, your choice.
- CubanBuffet

Both sound the same after a few too many drinks.

have the sedin ever stated they wont waive for a trade?
- derm10

The Sedin's aren't going anywhere - they will end their careers as Canucks.

I can play Kumbaya or War Pigs, your choice.
- CubanBuffet

Jazz, how about Jazz, it's been awhile since I've been around jazz can you play that...

Jazz, how about Jazz, it's been awhile since I've been around jazz can you play that...
- Makita

I've been hankering for a little jazz as well. It has been a long time.

Both sound the same after a few too many drinks.
- thundachunk

Maybe if you're wedding drunk.

Maybe if you're wedding drunk.
- CubanBuffet

So like this past friday?

I've been hankering for a little jazz as well. It has been a long time.
- CubanBuffet

Me too. Over a year since I par took.

So like this past friday?
- thundachunk

Are you still hung over?

Me too. Over a year since I par took.
- thundachunk

Same. Kids ruin everything.

Are you still hung over?
- CubanBuffet

No I was good. I have been good since then. I got really drunk in Vegas in the pool and my wife said I almost got into a fight. I met a couple from Calgary I brought up the Flames, Rachel Notley, the NDP and Donald Trump. Nuff said.

Same. Kids ruin everything.
- CubanBuffet

And jobs that drug test all the God dam time.

I can see he's trying to fit in, so I'll give him some benefit.

He reminds me of those groups that knock on your door handing out pamphlets wanting to engage you on a topic you don't want to discuss.
- Makita

Funny story, my Grandfather had a cattle ranch around Horsefly, he had a 7 mile long gravel and dirt driveway. One morning JWs showed up selling books, my Grandmother didn't buy any books but invited them in for tea because they came a long way, they stayed for about an hour and left. The next day my Grandparents were going into Williams Lake (their monthly trip), it started raining after the JWs left and rained most of the night, beavers plugged up a culvert and washed out their driveway, my Grandfather said to my Grandmother "you should have bought a damn book"

No I was good. I have been good since then. I got really drunk in Vegas in the pool and my wife said I almost got into a fight. I met a couple from Calgary I brought up the Flames, Rachel Notley, the NDP and Donald Trump. Nuff said.
- thundachunk

I went to Vegas about a week after the Canucks lost the Stanley Cup. The first people we met on the elevator, before we had even gotten to our room, was a couple from Boston. They were pretty cool though. Huge hockey fans. We tipped more than a few back with them.

Me too. Over a year since I par took.
- thundachunk

20 mins for me.

I went to Vegas about a week after the Canucks lost the Stanley Cup. The first people we met on the elevator, before we had even gotten to our room, was a couple from Boston. They were pretty cool though. Huge hockey fans. We tipped more than a few back with them.
- CubanBuffet

I met a few couples and we hit it off nicely. When Bubba gets a few in him though...

20 mins for me.
- A_SteamingLombardi

Thats like a record.

Thats like a record.
- thundachunk

I just re-lit it

I just re-lit it
- A_SteamingLombardi

Okay no record.

Was just going to read through the comments and chuckle at some of them ._..But then i read this.__....___....___...._.___...Too far dude way too far
- 1theNex

I just re-lit it
- A_SteamingLombardi

Finger.

I said it before I will say it again, I would have taken him over Mathews.
- thundachunk

as did I, repeatedly.

24 hrs later. Some people have no sense of humour.