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Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 14 @ 10:59 AM ET


Hey, you guys out played us for 2 periods, you could have put some goals in the net.

I thought Maroon was just an agitator. Dude has some serious skill for his size. Probably your best player last night

- mdw7413


Maroon is a (frank)ing gem. He and McDavid do wonderfully things together.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 14 @ 10:59 AM ET
I can work from home (not all the time, but when it snows I usually just say "(frank) it" and stay in) but I get between nothing and next-to-nothing done. It pretty much consists of me logging on and periodically sending/responding to emails so it looks as if I'm doing things.

I would probably be unemployed if I had a job that required me to work from home all the time.

Also, now I want a banana split and some lox.

- eichiefs9



It was tough at 1st. I always had jobs where I was doing something, refinery, contractor, etc. But after about 6 months, I was like this is the greatest thing ever.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 14 @ 11:02 AM ET


It was tough at 1st. I always had jobs where I was doing something, refinery, contractor, etc. But after about 6 months, I was like this is the greatest thing ever.

- mdw7413


You hiring?
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 14 @ 11:03 AM ET
You hiring?
- Wildschwein


You know how to write an estimate if a house burns down, or if a plumbing line breaks and water travels through 5 floors of an apartment complex?
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 14 @ 11:04 AM ET
You know how to write an estimate if a house burns down, or if a plumbing line breaks and water travels through 5 floors of an apartment complex?
- mdw7413


Hmmm...

If I say yes will you get me a visa?
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 14 @ 11:05 AM ET
Hmmm...

If I say yes will you get me a visa?

- Wildschwein


Don't need one, you can work in your house.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 14 @ 11:06 AM ET
Don't need one, you can work in your house.
- mdw7413


Yeah but how does that get me into the States and then into some Porkroll?
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 14 @ 11:09 AM ET
Yeah but how does that get me into the States and then into some Porkroll?
- Wildschwein


We will send you it as part of your holiday bonus.
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Nov 14 @ 11:09 AM ET
Yeah but how does that get me into the States and then into some Porkroll?
- Wildschwein

American Thanksgiving is the waterfowl opener on Long Island, better hurry
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Nov 14 @ 11:11 AM ET


It was tough at 1st. I always had jobs where I was doing something, refinery, contractor, etc. But after about 6 months, I was like this is the greatest thing ever.

- mdw7413

Yeah I think you just need to be a certain type of person. Me personally, I just need to be in the office. I already get distracted enough here, if I was doing this all at home and sitting on my couch or something I wouldn't get anything done.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 14 @ 11:12 AM ET
We will send you it as part of your holiday bonus.
- mdw7413


Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 14 @ 11:14 AM ET
American Thanksgiving is the waterfowl opener on Long Island, better hurry
- eichiefs9


Lots of birds out and about?

How many times have you cleaned your shotty in anticipation?
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 14 @ 11:19 AM ET
Yeah I think you just need to be a certain type of person. Me personally, I just need to be in the office. I already get distracted enough here, if I was doing this all at home and sitting on my couch or something I wouldn't get anything done.
- eichiefs9

Me too. Although I'm in the office everyday and don't get much done.
I did that at the last company I worked for a few times. Like you, didn't get much done. Although one time I did parlay it into taking a contractor for drinks when he was done for the day.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 14 @ 11:20 AM ET
Lots of birds out and about?

How many times have you cleaned your shotty in anticipation?

- Wildschwein


Is this a masturbation joke?
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Nov 14 @ 11:21 AM ET
Lots of birds out and about?

How many times have you cleaned your shotty in anticipation?

- Wildschwein

None yet, but now that we're just a little over a week out, I'll probably start doing all sorts of unnecessary, obsessive compulsive preparation. I actually have about 9-10 goose floaters I need to string with weights, but other than that...I'm pretty much ready to go. The next week-or-so is going to feel as long as the entire offseason.
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Nov 14 @ 11:24 AM ET
Me too. Although I'm in the office everyday and don't get much done.
I did that at the last company I worked for a few times. Like you, didn't get much done. Although one time I did parlay it into taking a contractor for drinks when he was done for the day.

- Isleshockeyman

I actually do get quite a bit done but a lot of what I do isn't necessarily anything that has an "immediate" need to complete, it's a lot of bigger-picture long-term stuff. But now I am essentially going to be doing two jobs and managing the back-end of an entire new wing/department of our company.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 14 @ 11:27 AM ET
Is this a masturbation joke?
- mdw7413


It is wise to toss one off before a hunt. Keeps you loosy Goosy.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 14 @ 11:28 AM ET
None yet, but now that we're just a little over a week out, I'll probably start doing all sorts of unnecessary, obsessive compulsive preparation. I actually have about 9-10 goose floaters I need to string with weights, but other than that...I'm pretty much ready to go. The next week-or-so is going to feel as long as the entire offseason.
- eichiefs9


I picture you standing on the roof of your house pretending to shoot pigeons that fly past, awful sound effects included.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 14 @ 11:30 AM ET
It is wise to toss one off before a hunt. Keeps you loosy Goosy.
- Wildschwein


I would probably toss off in the blind if I was bored.
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Nov 14 @ 11:31 AM ET
I picture you standing on the roof of your house pretending to shoot pigeons that fly past, awful sound effects included.
- Wildschwein

eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Nov 14 @ 11:32 AM ET
I would probably toss off in the blind if I was bored.
- mdw7413

Yeah, good luck finding it when it's 21 degrees (that's Fahrenheit, Schwein. I know that's like boiling in the metric system or something) outside.

The good news is that there's usually at least one other guy in the blind, so he could probably help you.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 14 @ 11:35 AM ET
I would probably toss off in the blind if I was bored.
- mdw7413


Or you could just find a good looking lady hunting buddy.
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Nov 14 @ 11:35 AM ET
Or you could just find a good looking lady hunting buddy.
- Wildschwein

Just gotta marry Eva Shockey, like former-Hurricane Tim Brent did.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 14 @ 11:35 AM ET
Yeah, good luck finding it when it's 21 degrees (that's Fahrenheit, Schwein. I know that's like boiling in the metric system or something) outside.

The good news is that there's usually at least one other guy in the blind, so he could probably help you.

- eichiefs9


Pfffttt! -6*C. We (frank) outside on the lawn in that weather.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 14 @ 11:36 AM ET
Yeah, good luck finding it when it's 21 degrees (that's Fahrenheit, Schwein. I know that's like boiling in the metric system or something) outside.

The good news is that there's usually at least one other guy in the blind, so he could probably help you.

- eichiefs9


I meant with a blindfold. Pretending it was someone elses hand
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