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- mdw7413

I'm old & slow, what do you expect.

Get off my lawn!

- mdw7413

I'm old & slow, what do you expect.

Get off my lawn!
- Isleshockeyman

You guys don't have lawns in AZ. More like get off my dust and rocks!

You guys don't have lawns in AZ. More like get off my dust and rocks!
- mdw7413

Actually I do have grass in my backyard. Never have to mow or water it.

Actually I do have grass in my backyard. Never have to mow or water it.
- Isleshockeyman

- eichiefs9

Exactly. Although my neighbor got this new fake grass product, it actually was pretty (frank)ing awesome.

Exactly. Although my neighbor got this new fake grass product, it actually was pretty (frank)ing awesome.
- mdw7413

Would love not having to mow, but I would miss all the Rabbits that come to eat my lawn. Not often that your groceries come right to the door step.

- eichiefs9

Not that much though. I only have an area about 12' x 20'. Just a little place for the grandkids to run around on. Except now they run around the whole backyard with the dog chasing them and mess up my rocks (decomposed granite). Then I have to go out there when they leave and rake. God I sound really old. Next stop, cruise ship shuffleboard and the early bird special.

Would love not having to mow, but I would miss all the Rabbits that come to eat my lawn. Not often that your groceries come right to the door step.
- Wildschwein

We have javelina that are starting to eat our plants by the front door now. Time to get up on the roof at night with the 30.06 and pick off a couple. Of course if I do that, you guys won't hear from me for quite a while.

We have javelina that are starting to eat our plants by the front door now. Time to get up on the roof at night with the 30.06 and pick off a couple. Of course if I do that, you guys won't hear from me for quite a while.
- Isleshockeyman

Sounds like you need a good bow old man.

Would love not having to mow, but I would miss all the Rabbits that come to eat my lawn. Not often that your groceries come right to the door step.
- Wildschwein

We have javelina that are starting to eat our plants by the front door now. Time to get up on the roof at night with the 30.06 and pick off a couple. Of course if I do that, you guys won't hear from me for quite a while.
- Isleshockeyman

What the (frank) is a javelina?

What the (frank) is a javelina?
- mdw7413

http://bfy.tw/6DXB

We have javelina that are starting to eat our plants by the front door now. Time to get up on the roof at night with the 30.06 and pick off a couple. Of course if I do that, you guys won't hear from me for quite a while.
- Isleshockeyman

I think a 30-06 might be a bit excessive, unless you want pig-guts soup splattered all over your front door.

What the (frank) is a javelina?
- mdw7413

They're a giant rodent. They look like a small boar, but they are part of the rodent family. I hunted them once, once. Never again. They're disgusting smelling to field dress and disgusting to eat.

What the (frank) is a javelina?
- mdw7413

I think a 30-06 might be a bit excessive, unless you want pig-guts soup splattered all over your front door.
- eichiefs9

A mans got to send a message.

I think a 30-06 might be a bit excessive, unless you want pig-guts soup splattered all over your front door.
- eichiefs9

With the 30-06 I can pick em off coming into the yard. My M-1 & .44mag rifle only has iron sites and the .22's like to jam on me. Not breaking out a 12 ga. for them either. Pretty sure the HOA would frown on me picking off wildlife but what choice have they left me?! They've eaten $12 worth of plants.

They're a giant rodent. They look like a small boar, but they are part of the rodent family. I hunted them once, once. Never again. They're disgusting smelling to field dress and disgusting to eat.
- Isleshockeyman

I've had a javelina hunt in the back of my mind for a long damn while. Heard they tasted like poop, but you Americans must make a whiskey strong enough to cover it up.

A mans got to send a message.
- Wildschwein

Well it's Arizona, so if he really wants to send a message I'm sure he could go down to the local gun store and buy a few claymores.

With the 30-06 I can pick em off coming into the yard. My M-1 & .44mag rifle only has iron sites and the .22's like to jam on me. Not breaking out a 12 ga. for them either. Pretty sure the HOA would frown on me picking off wildlife but what choice have they left me?! They've eaten $12 worth of plants.
- Isleshockeyman

Live traps. Then you can let them loose in the parking lot during Roadrunner games.

Well it's Arizona, so if he really wants to send a message I'm sure he could go down to the local gun store and buy a few claymores.
- eichiefs9

I simply must move to Arizona.

A mans got to send a message.
- Wildschwein

I'll send my message.

Well it's Arizona, so if he really wants to send a message I'm sure he could go down to the local gun store and buy a few claymores.
- eichiefs9

Live traps. Then you can let them loose in the parking lot during Roadrunner games.
- Wildschwein

Live traps. Pffft, those are for wussy tree hugging fags. I'll pop one in the head, then hang it from a tree in the front as a message to all the other nasty ass javelina's.