Ahh I thought it was a start to a joke.

Great food, tons of bars, money (highest per capita income in US), Mr. Bobby.

Things that suck- Cost of living and the Italians from Staten Island and Long Island that invade during the summer (see Jersey Shore).
- smellmyfinger

Were you aware of Punk Rock bowling last may, or was it a different town ?

Were you aware of Punk Rock bowling last may, or was it a different town ?
- Larsson_fan

Sounds like something that could have happened in NJ.

Sounds like something that could have happened in NJ.
- smellmyfinger

You anywhere near Red Bank?

Pretty sure McDavid hasn't looked like a JV player since he was about 12. If you meant Kesler was diving and flopping all over the ice and caused McDavid to sit in the box then sure. Kesler honed those skills in Vancouver over many years.
- leonkennedy

BOOM~!

Overall not really. 8 something I think.
Last 4 games though? Yup.

Edit: If my math is correct the Oil are sporting a 3.4 shooting % over the last 3 games. 4 goals on 116 shots.


- Wildschwein

So, kind of an Auston Matthews shooting %?

Speaking of....ever go home with a club chick that was dancing all night in leather pants? Its alot like opening up a grilled cheese sandwich.
- Larsson_fan

( 8 )

I take the blame for these last few losses.

I went and bought 3 new Oilers caps...then the losing started.

Sorry guys.
- McSavioursPupil

You deserve this trash

Why? In T2P's defence he wasnt a big Hall fan and didnt just jump on the Larsson>Hall bandwagon.

Personally, I didagree with him but I defend his right to his opinion.
- Larsson_fan

It sounds stupid and bitter.

Hall is a good player and was the best player on this team for years, don't hate on him now that he is gone like he wasn't.

There is a reason people give T2P grief...and his post was just another example of it.

You deserve this trash
- MaximumBone

I do.

I really do.




Please forgive.

You anywhere near Red Bank?
- Larsson_fan

Maybe 15 miles north.

Maybe 15 miles north.
- smellmyfinger

Beautiful place to take a stroll, especially outside the business district.

Beautiful place to take a stroll, especially outside the business district.
- mdw7413

I should show him the beauty along the Raritan Bay.

I should show him the beauty along the Raritan Bay.
- smellmyfinger

We could take jer... I mean Larsson Fan up to the scenic arthur kill...

We could take jer... I mean Larsson Fan up to the scenic arthur kill...
- mdw7413

Or show him what the Hudson really looks like up close, instead of all the Hoboken/NYC sky line pics people are familiar with.

Or show him what the Hudson really looks like up close, instead of all the Hoboken/NYC sky line pics people are familiar with.
- smellmyfinger

The Passaic is probably my favorite body of water.

I should show him the beauty along the Raritan Bay.
- smellmyfinger

Unless it looks like Bangkok he won't be interested

Unless it looks like Bangkok he won't be interested
- LittleRickyV2

NYC has a burgeoning he she population.

NYC has a burgeoning he she population.
- smellmyfinger

It sounds stupid and bitter.

Hall is a good player and was the best player on this team for years, don't hate on him now that he is gone like he wasn't.

There is a reason people give T2P grief...and his post was just another example of it.
- McSavioursPupil

I dont give him any grief...but then aim not the guy who gets butthurt when someone has a negative opinion.

Maybe 15 miles north.
- smellmyfinger

What is that it the far superior metric system?

Unless it looks like Bangkok he won't be interested
- LittleRickyV2

Not true. Berlin is my favorite city Ive visited, followed by Cork, Boston amd Hong Kong. Of all the foreign cities Ive visited, Bankok is among the worst.

NYC has a burgeoning he she population.
- smellmyfinger

I worked with a Tranformer, she was growing a penis on her belly in prep for surgery.

I worked with a Tranformer, she was growing a penis on her belly in prep for surgery.
- Larsson_fan

That's one hell of an outie.

What is that it the far superior metric system?
- Larsson_fan

I don't speak terrorist.

I worked with a Tranformer, she was growing a penis on her belly in prep for surgery.
- Larsson_fan