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laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Dec 5 @ 3:27 PM ET
100% is. If I drop $150.00 on dinner and drinks on a date, I'm hoping she'll put out. So what's the difference if I go drop ±$100 on a BJ and skip the small talk bs and be assured of getting some. Besides the higher risk of some Richard eating disease from the latter?
- Isleshockeyman


Yup... Basically the same thing.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Dec 5 @ 3:28 PM ET
Great, Schwein will be back in about 7½ minutes. He's going to find a bath mat.
- Isleshockeyman




I'm back. On time no less.
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Dec 5 @ 3:32 PM ET


I'm back. On time no less.

- Wildschwein

Do you have to run to Walmart and get to a new bath mat?
smellmyfinger
New Jersey Devils
Location: NJ
Joined: 07.28.2011

Dec 5 @ 3:34 PM ET
This one wins hands down.
- Wildschwein



I can't tell whether I want to bang her or throw her off a building.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Dec 5 @ 3:34 PM ET
Do you have to run to Walmart and get to a new bath mat?
- Isleshockeyman


I make my wife wash them.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Dec 5 @ 3:37 PM ET
I can't tell whether I want to bang her or throw her off a building.
- smellmyfinger


Step one and step two good sir.
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Dec 5 @ 3:40 PM ET
I can't tell whether I want to bang her or throw her off a building.
- smellmyfinger

What, no bowling?
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Dec 5 @ 3:50 PM ET
Yup... Basically the same thing.
- laughs2907

Not that I ever have paid a professional hooker, just saying. Never wanted some d!ck eating disease that oozes puss and has no cure.
Iggysbff
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Peter Chiarelli is a fking moron, Calgary, AB
Joined: 07.12.2012

Dec 5 @ 3:55 PM ET
Not that I ever have paid a professional hooker, just saying. Never wanted some d!ck eating disease that oozes puss and has no cure.
- Isleshockeyman

You mean a JB?
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Dec 5 @ 3:56 PM ET
Not that I ever have paid a professional hooker, just saying. Never wanted some d!ck eating disease that oozes puss and has no cure.
- Isleshockeyman


And yet you took it one step further and got married.
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Dec 5 @ 4:00 PM ET
And yet you took it one step further and got married.
- Wildschwein


Yes. Except now I pay and don't even get any. Unless you count getting raped by the Indians at the casino.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Dec 5 @ 4:01 PM ET
You mean a JB?
- Iggysbff


Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Dec 5 @ 4:01 PM ET
You mean a JB?
- Iggysbff

If that's how you want to interpret that Iggy, then by all means, go ahead.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Dec 5 @ 4:01 PM ET

Yes. Except now I pay and don't even get any. Unless you count getting raped by the Indians at the casino.

- Isleshockeyman


That totally depends on how literal the above statement is.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Dec 5 @ 4:02 PM ET
You mean a JB?
- Iggysbff


And it lasts at least 18 years.
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Dec 5 @ 4:07 PM ET
That totally depends on how literal the above statement is.
- Wildschwein

Figuratively, not literally. Although whenever I leave there my ass does hurt a little. Maybe their beers are a little more potent than I thought.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Dec 5 @ 4:13 PM ET
Figuratively, not literally. Although whenever I leave there my ass does hurt a little. Maybe their beers are a little more potent than I thought.
- Isleshockeyman


Must be Canadian brewed.
Ihatebrianburke
Edmonton Oilers
Location: edmonton, AB
Joined: 12.19.2010

Dec 5 @ 4:20 PM ET
I'm definitely (frank)ing a midget in 2017, and I'll be posting my review here.
- laughs2907

Video or don't waste my time
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Dec 5 @ 4:21 PM ET
Must be Canadian brewed.
- Wildschwein

They probably have some special 'pale-face skull-(frank) brew' just for whitey.
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Dec 5 @ 4:22 PM ET
Video or don't waste my time
- Ihatebrianburke


Maybe he can video spinning her around like a pinwheel.
LittleRickyV2
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BC
Joined: 01.26.2016

Dec 5 @ 4:23 PM ET
I was questioning whether or not she was even a midget, but I found out that she is. She's amazing
- laughs2907

LittleRickyV2
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BC
Joined: 01.26.2016

Dec 5 @ 4:23 PM ET

Maybe he can video spinning her around like a pinwheel.

- Isleshockeyman

ever seen meatspin ?
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Dec 5 @ 4:29 PM ET
ever seen meatspin ?
- LittleRickyV2

No, do I want to? *types with trepidation*
RonPielep
Location: "Welcome to HockeyBuzz. Come for the rumors. Stay for the idiots." - Feds91Stammer
Joined: 08.21.2014

Dec 5 @ 4:31 PM ET
heres the thing,
you believe your opinion is as good as my knowledge.
i hate this idea. its this thing thats been winding its way through democratic life for way too long. (isaac asimov)

yes, we live in a free country. you can say what you like. but your ignorance doesnt get rewarded with the same validity as my information does. and after you say your uninformed nonsense, i then get to call you out for its stupidity.
those on your "side" always profess to love freedom so much. it goes both ways.

theres nothing "healthy" about believing your religion is superior to others. theres nothing healthy about dogmatic brainwash from any side. theres no healthy debate when one guy is professing the things some imaginary guy did as proof his side is right. this is idiocy and lunacy. not healthy debate



i hate this sh1t.

then one get branded with some lameazz tired" liberal" label and the imaginary connotations that go with it in your head. or youre a commie that doesnt wanna work. or an entitled snob. or if you believe in some form of social justice, you must be like all the crazy overzealous ones.
you guys are fuking tools
.
anti intellectualism has to stop.

if you want healthy discourse, obtain more knowledge.

- HB77



A lot of the more prevalent issues that are associated with PC are so controversial particularly because there is a major mismatch in discourse and simply saying all of the uneducated middle class needs a gender studies degree to participate in this discourse is exactly the problem. Academia has a major part to play in the formation of this intellectual exclusiveness and while academics might think it allows them to assume a position of relative authority in the discourse, nothing could be further from the truth. It in fact isolates them and their followers from the general populace of practical thought, and once in an isolation, academia/intellectualism can rampantly devolve into some of the monstrosities we see coming out of the liberal arts Universities in the news. Only those who have bought into the particular pseudo/social-science status-quo (be it in gender studies or sociology or whatever) will recognize this position of authority, and for the rest it carries no more weight than anyone else's opinion. Most importantly, it is not for you or anyone else to say whether someone choosing to buy into some of the finer aspects of this social academia are stupid or not.

My point being, I disagree with the sentiment that we should all be more educated in the liberal arts before discussing these issues. And being immediately dismissive/elitist of other's perspectives just because they don't buy into the same school of thought that you do does nothing to further the discourse. If anything people need more education on basic economics (e.g., cost/benefit analysis).
RonPielep
Location: "Welcome to HockeyBuzz. Come for the rumors. Stay for the idiots." - Feds91Stammer
Joined: 08.21.2014

Dec 5 @ 4:32 PM ET
This (frank)in thread...

Why can't JB just get turfed again? Please. PLEASE!!!

- Iggysbff


You love it.
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