shopping buzz
- K-man25

I need to check here throughout the night... you guys aren't too awake in the mornings and early afternoons usually

- laughs2907

I should do that.

And my son will have his McDavid Jersey... and my daughter her Flames jersey
- Iggysbff

WTF IGGY!?!

I humbly suggest that you allow me to take her place in your will until she realizes the error of her ways.

- laughs2907

Apparently someone has some time on their hands and pretty vivid imagination.

WTF IGGY!?!

I humbly suggest that you allow me to take her place in your will till she realizes the error of her ways.
- Wildschwein

That's just bad parenting.

That's just bad parenting.
- Isleshockeyman

It really is.

WTF IGGY!?!

I humbly suggest that you allow me to take her place in your will until she realizes the error of her ways.
- Wildschwein

Her mother's influence

Her mother's influence
- Iggysbff

Are you hinting that you in fact married a Flames fan?

Her mother's influence
- Iggysbff

I am pretty sure no one will argue she is your better half. I just can't believe she lowered her standards to spend her life with an Oiler fan.....must have to spend a lot on vaccinations.

I am pretty sure no one will argue she is your better half. I just can't believe she lowered her standards to spend her life with an Oiler fan.....must have to spend a lot on vaccinations.
- DuranDuran

My wife jokingly said one day that she might become a Flames fan just to spite me. I promptly picked up my phone and called her mother. When my mother in law answered I loudly asked, while making eye contact with my wife

"What was the name of your divorce lawyer?"

And that ended that.

My wife jokingly said one day that she might become a Flames fan just to spite me. I promptly picked up my phone and called her mother. When my mother in law answered I loudly asked, while making eye contact with my wife

"What was the name of your divorce lawyer?"

And that ended that.
- Wildschwein

I have a hunch this is not the first time you've done that to your wife... and your mother in law is tired of seeing your name on her caller ID.

My wife jokingly said one day that she might become a Flames fan just to spite me. I promptly picked up my phone and called her mother. When my mother in law answered I loudly asked, while making eye contact with my wife

"What was the name of your divorce lawyer?"

And that ended that.
- Wildschwein

You are (frank)ed. She knows how to hurt you.....it is only a matter of time till she is sporting a JG jersey!

Are you hinting that you in fact married a Flames fan?
- Wildschwein

Divorced her ass long ago..


But the new one is a flames fan too .

I have a hunch this is not the first time you've done that to your wife... and your mother in law is tired of seeing your name on her caller ID.
- Guile

Yup. One these days he's going to do that and she's gonna pull out the paperwork and tell him "It's ok, I already have it. Sign here, here, and here."

Divorced her ass...


But the new one is a flames fan too
- Iggysbff

WTF Iggy...


I shall pray to Larsson for you.

Divorced her ass...


But the new one is a flames fan too
- Iggysbff

Are you just a sick, sick man that enjoys mental torment?

Yup. One these days he's going to do that and she's gonna pull out the paperwork and tell him "It's ok, I already have it. Sign here, here, and here."
- Isleshockeyman

I hadn't considered that...

It would probably go pretty smooth all things considered. She can have the house and everything in it just so long as I get to keep my books, bows and the contents of my gun safe.

You are (frank)ed. She knows how to hurt you.....it is only a matter of time till she is sporting a JG jersey!


- DuranDuran

Make you a deal. The day she does that I'll ship her to you in Equador, and you ship up a pretty Latina for me.

I hadn't considered that...

It would probably go pretty smooth all things considered. She can have the house and everything in it just so long as I get to keep my books, bows and the contents of my gun safe.
- Wildschwein

The books will make for good burning in the alley you'll be sleeping in.

Make you a deal. The day she does that I'll ship her to you in Equador, and you ship up a pretty Latina for me.
- Wildschwein

Sounds like a plan.

You can start making threats to her when she misbehaves.

I am sure I could put her to good use!

Sounds like a plan.

You can start making threats to her when she misbehaves.

I am sure I could put her to good use!


- DuranDuran

Well ain't he a (frank)ing gentleman.

Well ain't he a (frank)ing gentleman.
- Wildschwein

Unbelievable what those (frank)ers got away with back in the day.

I just got back from spending too much money at the pub in celebration with my program mates. I've gotta do something to avoid spending money. But if you insist, I'm just about to fire up the Witcher 3 and play for most of the remainder of the night
- MaximumBone

In witches 3, did you bump into the drunk dwarf that says " arg..you're the (frank)ing Dinklage"?

You just repeated all the Bullpoop.
- Larsson_fan

Ur stupid