The football dad at his sons funeral:

"My son was a Homosexual...and I Love hm! I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!"
- Larsson_fan

Personal experience for you, I get that.

Easy environmental boy.. He's going to blow your stratosphere...
- Flamin_Irishmin

I dunno man.

Will he dominate for a decade and half like gurtz? Maybe not.

But he's as good or better a player right now as I've ever seen play the game

I dunno man.

Will he dominate for a decade and half like gurtz? Maybe not.

But he's as good or better a player right now as I've ever seen play the game
- HB77

Yes he is. I would love to watch him dominate if it wasn't our asses that he was dominating on a regular basis

Edit: Please give us the safe word alright lol

Yes he is. I would love to watch him dominate if it wasn't our asses that he was dominating on a regular basis

Edit: Please give us the safe word alright lol
- Flamin_Irishmin

however, i will admit two things.

1. i never actually saw gretzky play in the 80's. just highlights and stories from pops.

2. ive been drinking all afternoon so im probably fairly prone to hyperbole right now

but either way, man that kid is fukin unreal

I know I am just wasting my time but I can't help it.

The record with McDavid in the line up last year was not projecting to be 100 points. Far from it.

The number one reason why the Oilers are on pace for a 100 point season this year as opposed to last is the addition of Larsson.

Larssons ability to eat crucial minutes and beat down the highest quality of competition has allowed everyone far more breathing space.

From Sekera to Talbot to McDavid himself.

There are many reasons why the Oil are better, but if we are talking the #1 reason the Oilers are better this year compared to last, it is Larsson IMO.
- Aerchon

Jesus the fact that anyone beleives this is astounding!

they should play brossoit tonight. gotta give him a shot at some point. better tonight than the divisional rival on our heels tomorrow.

to be fair, not a huge believer in goalies only playing 50-60. many goalies have played more and been fine. but talbot has to sit at some point

We beat them up so it should be an easy win.

5-0 Oilers.

Jesus the fact that anyone beleives this is astounding!
- Iggysbff

And here I though hockey was a team game

they should play brossoit tonight. gotta give him a shot at some point. better tonight than the divisional rival on our heels tomorrow.

to be fair, not a huge believer in goalies only playing 50-60. many goalies have played more and been fine. but talbot has to sit at some point
- HB77

We'll take the Bros'twat

Agreed you will have to give Talbot a lot more time off down the stretch, you'll need him decently fresh for the playoffs...

What a Maroon.

they should play brossoit tonight. gotta give him a shot at some point. better tonight than the divisional rival on our heels tomorrow.

to be fair, not a huge believer in goalies only playing 50-60. many goalies have played more and been fine. but talbot has to sit at some point
- HB77

Both teams are nipping at our heels. Playing Talbot against the team that's hurting (missing Josi) and is on the second half of a back-to-back seems like a safer bet to grab points. Then, give Brossoit a chance to play against his former organization. I think an argument could be made for any method including playing Talbot back-to-back.

Both teams are nipping at our heels. Playing Talbot against the team that's hurting (missing Josi) and is on the second half of a back-to-back seems like a safer bet to grab points. Then, give Brossoit a chance to play against his former organization. I think an argument could be made for any method including playing Talbot back-to-back.
- MaximumBone

I like cheese!!!

Both teams are nipping at our heels. Playing Talbot against the team that's hurting (missing Josi) and is on the second half of a back-to-back seems like a safer bet to grab points. Then, give Brossoit a chance to play against his former organization. I think an argument could be made for any method including playing Talbot back-to-back.
- MaximumBone

Or they watched the Flames play last night and decided they would put Talbot in for the last 5 min of the game tomorrow.

Or they watched the Flames play last night and decided they would put Talbot in for the last 5 min of the game tomorrow.
- DuranDuran

Don't be giving them any tips now...

I like cheese!!!
- laughs2907

I like to cut the cheese!!!

Both teams are nipping at our heels. Playing Talbot against the team that's hurting (missing Josi) and is on the second half of a back-to-back seems like a safer bet to grab points. Then, give Brossoit a chance to play against his former organization. I think an argument could be made for any method including playing Talbot back-to-back.
- MaximumBone

Well that covers all the possibilities...

That's what happens when you come into contact with Lord Larsson!!!!!

I like to cut the cheese!!!
- Flamin_Irishmin

I'd like to see a National Cheese Cutting League be a thing.

Lord Larssons elbow of cheapness?!!

That was Larssony...

I'd like to see a National Cheese Cutting League be a thing.
- laughs2907

Yes. With lighters for every contestant.

Lord Larssons elbow of cheapness?!!

That was Larssony...
- Flamin_Irishmin

Lord Larsson works in mysterious ways. That young man is now enlightened.

Yes. With lighters for every contestant.
- Flamin_Irishmin

I'd watch.

Lord Larssons elbow of cheapness?!!

That was Larssony...
- Flamin_Irishmin

Takes the will of a god to elbow a guy in your own zone and still see the faceoff come outside the zone.

Takes the will of a god to elbow a guy in your own zone and still see the faceoff come outside the zone.
- MaximumBone

Truly very holy indeed.

Much like the refs rule book...