Good example of why Simmonds has such a poor 2 way game

I realize it's a 2 on 1 but he's gotta work to take away the pass tgere
- Just5

Wat

Good example of why Simmonds has such a poor 2 way game

I realize it's a 2 on 1 but he's gotta work to take away the pass tgere
- Just5

.........This for real? It's an All Star game. He's not diving to block a 2 on 1. Anyway he's been trying a lot harder than just about everyone else. Tons of loafers and people giving minimal effort, and Simmonds is giving effort and having fun and treating this game as the honor that it is.

AMac-itis
- Nucker101

I have this too. Doctor gave me a cream for it, but it hasn't helped.

That's the Flyers equipment manager Derek on the metropolitan team bench in case anyone is a freak like me and needed to know

(Reposting from the Sens board, because you guys would get a laugh and tumbleweeds are reading there):


Maybe I was just excited to watch 3 on 3 last year for the first time

But this years game is close to being unwatchable

If anyone saw Karlsson on that first Simmonds goal, he gave maybe 10% effort. For probably 175 feet while coasting behind Simmonds. Terrible. It was like he thought he was chasing Ryan Kesler's 6 year old son

Wayne being the leader he is!!
- SuperSchennBros

Good example of why Simmonds has such a poor 2 way game

I realize it's a 2 on 1 but he's gotta work to take away the pass tgere
- Just5

Are you guys (frank)ing serious

Are you guys (frank)ing serious
- Giroux_Is_God

Team Negative never takes a day off or a shift off..unlike all the Flyers or BGSM

(Reposting from the Sens board, because you guys would get a laugh and tumbleweeds are reading there):


Maybe I was just excited to watch 3 on 3 last year for the first time

But this years game is close to being unwatchable

If anyone saw Karlsson on that first Simmonds goal, he gave maybe 10% effort. For probably 175 feet while coasting behind Simmonds. Terrible. It was like he thought he was chasing Ryan Kesler's 6 year old son
- Ottawa Fan

Karlsson looks like he's playing in a playoff game compared to Justin Faulk, who is playing with the intensity of someone who just woke up from a nap, ate leftover Chipotle, then smoked pot, all while listening to nature sound music.

EDIT: You know what. I changed my mind. Karlsson is Faulk's roommate.

Are you guys (frank)ing serious
- Giroux_Is_God

Effort like this would get you scratched from Team Ecuador!

Karlsson looks like he's playing in a playoff game compared to Justin Faulk, who is playing with the intensity of someone who just woke up from a nap, ate leftover Chipotle, then smoked pot, all while listening to nature sound music.
- Mononoke

How I spend every Sunday tbh

(Reposting from the Sens board, because you guys would get a laugh and tumbleweeds are reading there):


Maybe I was just excited to watch 3 on 3 last year for the first time

But this years game is close to being unwatchable

If anyone saw Karlsson on that first Simmonds goal, he gave maybe 10% effort. For probably 175 feet while coasting behind Simmonds. Terrible. It was like he thought he was chasing Ryan Kesler's 6 year old son
- Ottawa Fan

How I spend every Sunday tbh
- Mordecai

Is that how you fell down the stairs?

Is that how you fell down the stairs?
- Mononoke

I wish I had a mouth full of Chipotle to silence my screams when I tripped

(Reposting from the Sens board, because you guys would get a laugh and tumbleweeds are reading there):


Maybe I was just excited to watch 3 on 3 last year for the first time

But this years game is close to being unwatchable

If anyone saw Karlsson on that first Simmonds goal, he gave maybe 10% effort. For probably 175 feet while coasting behind Simmonds. Terrible. It was like he thought he was chasing Ryan Kesler's 6 year old son
- Ottawa Fan

Metro took this game over when they decided to give that extra effort. Hall broke their back on the face off goal after catching the Atlantic center sleeping. Rask then took a calculated risk to come out of the net after it and left it wide open. Plays like that can't happen when it's easy enough to score 3 v 3

I wish I had a mouth full of Chipotle to silence my screams when it happened
- Mordecai

I've had Chipotle like 3 times in my life, back in college, because there was one right on the main drag, and afterwards my stomach/bowels hurt every time. Never again.

I've had Chipotle like 3 times in my life, back in college, because there was one right on the main drag, and afterwards my stomach/bowels hurt every time. Never again.
- Mononoke

There's one like 2 blocks off campus that I just started going to recently. The neuro virus thing kept me away for a long time though.

As much fun as this is I wish the celebrity game was televised

Good example of why Simmonds has such a poor 2 way game

I realize it's a 2 on 1 but he's gotta work to take away the pass tgere
- Just5

I hate you

There's one like 2 blocks off campus that I just started going to recently. The neuro virus thing kept me away for a long time though.
- Mordecai

My college town/city was known as the "dining capital" of the local area. So so many restaurants of every type. My apartment was actually next door to a Whole Foods. I pretty much lived there.

How did I get lugged into the same mix as the negative guy by the sensitivity police? I gave my favorite player on the team by scoring two very crafty goals on the best goalie in the world.

My college town/city was known as the "dining capital" of the local area. So so many restaurants of every type. My apartment was actually next door to a Whole Foods.
- Mononoke

I make at least one, sometimes two Whole Foods trips a day. I should buy a share in their company honestly. Neither my gf nor I are good cooks so we're constantly looking for new spots in/around Philly and WC.

Brad Marchand looks like he's in love with Nick Jonas did anyone else see that?

Brad Marchand looks like he's in love with Nick Jonas did anyone else see that?

- Mordecai

His mouth was agape and he had a twinkle in his eyes.

They also showed Burns/Gaudreau. Gaudreau was just confused mostly.

His mouth was agape and he had a twinkle in his eyes.

They also showed Burns/Gaudreau. Gaudreau was just confused mostly.
- Mononoke

If only Marchand knew what Nick Jonas's nipples looked like. They are obscene.

Look it up if you don't belive me

If only Marchand knew what Nick Jonas's nipples looked like. They are obscene.

Look it up if you don't belive me
- Mordecai

Naw I'm good, dawg