I bought a lottery ticket on my way home for something called the Fantasy 5 I'll let you all no tomorrow if I regret it or not

I think vegan food is killing your brain cells.
- jochfr

https://mobile.twitter.co...status/837043842650107905

For a second I thought you were calling me a girl lol
- GERBE!!!75PTS

It's a song you listen to while snorting coke, setting off fireworks and pointing a .357 at random people.

*Do not do this at home.
Do it at a friends house.

Tim Murray, usually a man who speaks brashly and full of bravado, was reduced to borderline tears during his press conference... he sounded like a whimpering, beat-down runt of a puppy...I'm sure he felt like a real big man last summer when he traded for the human trash heap known as Dmitri Kulikov, secretly giggling like a prepubescent school girl imagining the balmy March Afternoon in 2017 when he would eventually trade the delicate Russian for AT LEAST a second round pick. A sly smile spreads across his face while imagining the look on his peer's faces when he tells them the time he traded Mark Pysyk for 2 second round picks!!! But alas, today his dreams came crashing down...he realized that nobody wants the unreliable and mentally/physically weak Russian and that Ryan Orielly will not or ever be the second coming of Chris Drury...that a fluffy beard and a missing tooth does not automatically make you a good hockey player and a leader...during all these troubles where has #90 been? As he stood at the podium, holding on for dear life, he realized his 7.5 million dollar investment is an invisible man out there floating on a leaf like a raindrop in the wind...and perhaps Murray realizes he was shafted in the NHL lottery, not once, but twice and got Reinhart and Eichel who will never be on the same level as glorious young players such as McDavid, Matthews, or Laine...all these thoughts swirling in our general managers head certainly must have been hard to take and thus lead to him fighting back the tears during that sad...sad..press conference.

It's a song you listen to while snorting coke, setting off fireworks and pointing a .357 at random people.

*Do not do this at home.
Do it at a friends house.
- jochfr

.357 ? You guys might need to teach me that lol

Fireworks I love

https://www.facebook.com/.../videos/1451881858179523/
- Der Kaiser

That guy must've really had to take a poop.

.357 ? You guys might need to teach me that lol

Fireworks I love
- GERBE!!!75PTS

Tim Murray, usually a man who speaks brashly and full of bravado, was reduced to borderline tears during his press conference... he sounded like a whimpering, beat-down runt of a puppy...I'm sure he felt like a real big man last summer when he traded for the human trash heap known as Dmitri Kulikov, secretly giggling like a prepubescent school girl imagining the balmy March Afternoon in 2017 when he would eventually trade the delicate Russian for AT LEAST a second round pick. A sly smile spreads across his face while imagining the look on his peer's faces when he tells them the time he traded Mark Pysyk for 2 second round picks!!! But alas, today his dreams came crashing down...he realized that nobody wants the unreliable and mentally/physically weak Russian and that Ryan Orielly will not or ever be the second coming of Chris Drury...that a fluffy beard and a missing tooth does not automatically make you a good hockey player and a leader...during all these troubles where has #90 been? As he stood at the podium, holding on for dear life, he realized his 7.5 million dollar investment is an invisible man out there floating on a leaf like a raindrop in the wind...and perhaps Murray realizes he was shafted in the NHL lottery, not once, but twice and got Reinhart and Eichel who will never be on the same level as glorious young players such as McDavid, Matthews, or Laine...all these thoughts swirling in our general managers head certainly must have been hard to take and thus lead to him fighting back the tears during that sad...sad..press conference.
- puppa on you

In all seriousness, Murray sounds a lot less cocky than he did 2 years ago. He knows he's messed up a little.


I still wanna give him next year. His 2016 draft could be special

Very disappointed in Murray. Not even getting a 4th or 5th rounder for Franson, Kuli or Nilsson. Very hard to believe. This is the "show me" summer for him. If they don't start next year off well, I think both him and Disco might walk the plank.

https://mobile.twitter.com/haprusak/status/837043842650107905
- GERBE!!!75PTS

Hmmm... It's almost like some of us have been trying to say that for a while now...

- jochfr

As you can tell I'm going to be great for the zombie apocalypse

.357 ? You guys might need to teach me that lol

Fireworks I love
- GERBE!!!75PTS

Franking hopeless.


Over and over and over and over and over again.

God damned hopeless.

In all seriousness, Murray sounds a lot less cocky than he did 2 years ago. He knows he's messed up a little.


I still wanna give him next year. His 2016 draft could be special
- sbroads24

Yeah, he sounded like he got knocked down a peg today. I bet he really gets to work now this off season.

https://mobile.twitter.com/haprusak/status/837043842650107905
- GERBE!!!75PTS

This group of players do not mesh. It ain't all Bylsma, people are sadly mistaken if they think firing him fixes things

He won't throw Bylsma under the bus to the media. He just won't. But spending time with the coaches till 12:30am last night cannot be a good thing.
- mhp

Why not? He threw the players under the bus.

So who do you guys think the mystery player is that went partying and got drunk in Denver?
- GERBE!!!75PTS

Duchene.

Sister Christian?
- jochfr

.357 ? You guys might need to teach me that lol

Fireworks I love
- GERBE!!!75PTS

What about the Yeh-yo?

As you can tell I'm going to be great for the zombie apocalypse
- GERBE!!!75PTS

That's probably the worst gun for a zombie apocalypse. Only holds 6 rounds, so you can't really afford to miss, takes forever to reload, and is loud as (frank), and as we all know noise draws zombies. What you want is a suppressed .22. Nice and quiet, can carry a ton of ammo for very little weight relatively speaking.

Very disappointed in Murray. Not even getting a 4th or 5th rounder for Franson, Kuli or Nilsson. Very hard to believe. This is the "show me" summer for him. If they don't start next year off well, I think both him and Disco might walk the plank.
- SabreWest

I can see a scenario where Bylsma gets fired first and now it's all on Murray. If he screws up the next coaching hire, clean sweep.

That's probably the worst gun for a zombie apocalypse. Only holds 6 rounds, so you can't really afford to miss, takes forever to reload, and is loud as (frank), and as we all know noise draws zombies. What you want is a suppressed .22. Nice and quiet, can carry a ton of ammo for very little weight relatively speaking.
- Wetbandit1

Rick Grimes agrees...

That's probably the worst gun for a zombie apocalypse. Only holds 6 rounds, so you can't really afford to miss, takes forever to reload, and is loud as (frank), and as we all know noise draws zombies. What you want is a suppressed .22. Nice and quiet, can carry a ton of ammo for very little weight relatively speaking.
- Wetbandit1

stop with this bullpoop

It's bullpoop from the first sentence, and then you go into some technical explanation that just builds more bullpoop on top of the first layer of bullpoop??

You're better than that.

Franking hopeless.


Over and over and over and over and over again.

God damned hopeless.
- Der Kaiser

I'm a lover not a fighter

So Mat Bodie was the big catch. Awesome.

stop with this bullpoop

It's bullpoop from the first sentence, and then you go into some technical explanation that just builds more bullpoop on top of the first layer of bullpoop??

You're better than that.
- Der Kaiser

It was a joke. I was hoping the "and as we all know noise draws zombies." would have been the tip off.

And I was hoping to catch me a TWD fan and I did.