Jokes in here today I use to use when I was 10
- VANTEL
An old priest lay dying in a hospital. He had served the people of the
nation's capital for many years.
He motioned for the nurse to come near.
"Yes Father?" said the nurse. "I would really like to see Kathleen Wynne
and Justin Trudeau before I
die " whispered the priest.
"I will see what I can do" said the nurse. The nurse sent the request to
Ottawa and waited for a response.
Soon an answer came back; both Kathleen Wynne and Justin Trudeau would
be delighted to visit the priest.
As they were driven to the hospital Kathleen commented to Justin "I
don't know why this old
priest wants to see us, but it certainly will help our images and may
even help my next election prospects".
Justin agreed it was a good thing.
When they arrived at the priest's room the priest took Kathleen’s hand
in his right hand and Justin’s hand in
his left hand. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old
priest's face.
Finally, Justin spoke "Father, of all people you could have chosen, why
did you chose us to be with you at this time when your end is so near?"
The old priest slowly replied "I have always tried to pattern my life
and behavior after our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ."
"Amen" said Kathleen. "Amen" said Justin.
The old priest continued "Jesus Christ, our Savior, died between two
lying, thieving bastards and I would like to do the same.”
I tried poking you with a bit of the "I actually live here" bait....but you didn't bite. 
