FUKing finally!!!

No exam tomo, drinking heavily for our triumphant return to the dance

Go oilers
- HB77

Hah I'm happy for you, Iggy, Max, Wild and even Jero. Kept constructive throughout most of the previous era.

Enjoy the next few weeks as all the skids come back and undermine common sense on here.

Totally irrelevant but for old times sake....


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CTGVQc6ggy4

Hah I'm happy for you, Iggy, Max, Wild and even Jero. Kept constructive throughout most of the previous era.

Enjoy the next few weeks as all the skids come back and undermine common sense on here.
- fry

Even Jero? You means of course Jero

Even Jero? You means of course Jero
- Larsson_fan

I look up old threads once in a while and Jero had a pretty heavy presence in the Flames threads a few years ago. Hardly the refined consulting work of today.

Hah I like how the kid sobs for a couple seconds in that vid after Toronto gets fourth.

George Soros
- laughs2907

yes b'y

Not banking on or calling the Oilers anywhere close to favourites like so much of the media seems to be. I wouldn't be surprised by either result as McDavid is hockey Jesus and Couture has a history of eviscerating the Oilers.

Hey whaddya say when both our teams get bounced in the first round we all go to Red Deer and get pissed?

Hey whaddya say when both our teams get bounced in the first round we all go to Red Deer and get pissed?
- The-O-G

George Soros
- laughs2907

This has to feel like (frank)ing xmas morning to you people

go get em. sharks are a tired bunch
- Just5

Not even (frank)ing close good sir.

If I were given the choice of receiving an extremely enthusiastic blowjob from Scarlett Johansson or watching the game tonight, I'm picking the game with hardly a glimmer of regret.

So (frank)ing pumped right now.

Hey whaddya say when both our teams get bounced in the first round we all go to Red Deer and get pissed?
- The-O-G

I'm in so long as you buy the first round.

Not even (frank)ing close good sir.

If I were given the choice of receiving an extremely enthusiastic blowjob from Scarlett Johansson or watching the game tonight, I'm picking the game with hardly a glimmer of regret.

So (frank)ing pumped right now.
- Wildschwein

You know there's at least four games this series, right?

Offense -- Oilers (especially with Thornton and Couture not being 100%)
Defense -- Sharks (although Lord Larsson may decide to take matters into his own hands and win the series by himself... It depends on which lesson he has in store for us. Lord Larsson is here to teach all immeasurably important lessons)
Goaltending -- Pretty even
Power Play -- Oilers
Penalty Killing -- Even
Experience -- Sharks

Could go either way.
- laughs2907

I imagine that on at least one occasion tonight his omnipotent gaze will cause Jones to throw the puck into his own net, just so that our Lord of Larsson will look away.

Praise be unto him!

I'm in so long as you buy the first round.
- Wildschwein

GFY

You know there's at least four games this series, right?
- fry

Don't matter. McDavid only gets one 1st playoff game.

Also I cannot say with a certainty that Scarlett Johansson will not search me out at some later date. Not likely perhaps, but like all die hard Oilers fans I am ever the optimist.

GFY
- The-O-G

Well now if you want that then you're gonna have to buy all the drinks.

Mr. Bobby predictions playoff edition.

You will all remember the 3 preseason picks I made, Oil in playoffs, Leafs in playoffs and Devils in the bottom of the East. 3 for 3.

Here is your playoff advice:

Leafs, BJs, Habs, Bruins, Hawks, Blues, Ducks and Oil all get to round 2.

Mr. Bobby predictions playoff edition.

You will all remember the 3 preseason picks I made, Oil in playoffs, Leafs in playoffs and Devils in the bottom of the East. 3 for 3.

Here is your playoff advice:

Leafs, BJs, Habs, Bruins, Hawks, Blues, Ducks and Oil all get to round 2.
- Mr.Bobby

I have copied this down for posterities sake.

3 for 3 eh. Me thinks Our Lord of Larsson's time in Jersey may have given you prophetic like abilities. Thus I must ask you the following question. Will I ever receive an extremely enthusiastic blowjob from Scarlett Johansson?

Mr. Bobby predictions playoff edition.

You will all remember the 3 preseason picks I made, Oil in playoffs, Leafs in playoffs and Devils in the bottom of the East. 3 for 3.

Here is your playoff advice:

Leafs, BJs, Habs, Bruins, Hawks, Blues, Ducks and Oil all get to round 2.
- Mr.Bobby

2018-19 pre-season prediction: Mr_Underwood will be back with a vengeance.

Hah I'm happy for you, Iggy, Max, Wild and even Jero. Kept constructive throughout most of the previous era.

Enjoy the next few weeks as all the skids come back and undermine common sense on here.
- fry

I'm actually surprised there hasn't been a sudden influx of newbies/bandwagoners.

I'm actually surprised there hasn't been a sudden influx of newbies/bandwagoners.
- Wildschwein

I'm here

I have copied this down for posterities sake.

3 for 3 eh. Me thinks Our Lord of Larsson's time in Jersey may have given you prophetic like abilities. Thus I must ask you the following question. Will I ever receive an extremely enthusiastic blowjob from Scarlett Johansson?
- Wildschwein

Signs point to no. However Jero may.

2018-19 pre-season prediction: Mr_Underwood will be back with a vengeance.
- Feds91Stammer

I miss him so much

I'm here
- Mordecai

Indeed you are. Tell me sir, are you a devout follower of Lord Larsson or perhaps a new convert?

Signs point to no. However Jero may.
- Mr.Bobby

Well there you go then. I can watch tonights game at the pub with nary a regret.

How is it that Jero might luck into such an experience?