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Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Apr 12 @ 5:58 PM ET
Just banged off a final exam. About to start getting blind monetarily
- HB77


Any drink in specific or are you taking any and all that is put before you?
2gals1dane
Location: He is a pestilence, & you are the cleansing fire that can rid this sacred land of his disease ridden
Joined: 11.10.2013

Apr 12 @ 5:59 PM ET
It's true

I know....

- HB77


congratulations
HB77
Edmonton Oilers
Location: PC is a genius for drafting mcdavid
Joined: 02.20.2007

Apr 12 @ 6:00 PM ET
Any drink in specific or are you taking any and all that is put before you?
- Wildschwein



THe latter of course

Couple bourbons for an appetizer

HOPefully get rowdy and yell at the tv during the game a lot
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Apr 12 @ 6:00 PM ET
not sure if i want to know how you know how hung a bison is.... ok

How do you know?

- 2gals1dane


I am a butcher by trade and thus have seen many a bovine dong. Ungulate and porcine dong as well.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Apr 12 @ 6:01 PM ET


THe latter of course

Couple bourbons for an appetizer

HOPefully get rowdy and yell at the tv during the game a lot

- HB77


Ah! Well enjoy yourself sir. I'd say we've all earned it.
SRam19
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Messier the Greatest Canucks Captain
Joined: 02.12.2015

Apr 12 @ 6:01 PM ET
I am a butcher by trade and thus have seen many a bovine dong. Ungulate and porcine dong as well.
- Wildschwein


Neat.
Upstate_isles
New York Islanders
Location: Bitch Lasagna , NY
Joined: 05.12.2016

Apr 12 @ 6:02 PM ET
Just banged off a final exam. About to start getting blind monetarily
- HB77

Gotta fire the first 3 right back then you're on your way I may be a bit poopfaced by the time it's puck drop for you guys. Hopefully by then the Habs have killed the rags and then they can be destroyed in the next round
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Apr 12 @ 6:03 PM ET
Neat.
- SRam19


Not particularly. Seeing more mammalian dong than a Mexican porn star wasn't high on my list of life accomplishments. But fate is what it is.
2gals1dane
Location: He is a pestilence, & you are the cleansing fire that can rid this sacred land of his disease ridden
Joined: 11.10.2013

Apr 12 @ 6:03 PM ET
I am a butcher by trade and thus have seen many a bovine dong. Ungulate and porcine dong as well.
- Wildschwein


Nice, so you would be consider yourself a bit of a dong expert, or connoisseur
2gals1dane
Location: He is a pestilence, & you are the cleansing fire that can rid this sacred land of his disease ridden
Joined: 11.10.2013

Apr 12 @ 6:04 PM ET
Not particularly. Seeing more mammalian dong than a Mexican porn star wasn't high on my list of life accomplishments. But fate is what it is.
- Wildschwein

HB77
Edmonton Oilers
Location: PC is a genius for drafting mcdavid
Joined: 02.20.2007

Apr 12 @ 6:05 PM ET
Ah! Well enjoy yourself sir. I'd say we've all earned it.
- Wildschwein

We certainly have
HB77
Edmonton Oilers
Location: PC is a genius for drafting mcdavid
Joined: 02.20.2007

Apr 12 @ 6:06 PM ET
I am a butcher by trade and thus have seen many a bovine dong. Ungulate and porcine dong as well.
- Wildschwein

Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Apr 12 @ 6:07 PM ET
Nice, so you would be consider yourself a bit of a dong expert, or connoisseur
- 2gals1dane


I suppose I could be considered an expert, yes. Much in the same manner that a lady of the night could be considered an expert on STI's. Not because we want to, but because its just part of the job.
2gals1dane
Location: He is a pestilence, & you are the cleansing fire that can rid this sacred land of his disease ridden
Joined: 11.10.2013

Apr 12 @ 6:08 PM ET

- HB77

are you a dong connoisseur aswell or did you simply get lucky one fateful night?
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009

Apr 12 @ 6:10 PM ET
time for a new streak!
Upstate_isles
New York Islanders
Location: Bitch Lasagna , NY
Joined: 05.12.2016

Apr 12 @ 6:11 PM ET
I suppose I could be considered an expert, yes. Much in the same manner that a lady of the night could be considered an expert on STI's. Not because we want to, but because its just part of the job.
- Wildschwein

This happened to me in college once or twice after an encounter with a "working girl"

I thought it was love
HB77
Edmonton Oilers
Location: PC is a genius for drafting mcdavid
Joined: 02.20.2007

Apr 12 @ 6:11 PM ET
are you a dong connoisseur aswell or did you simply get lucky one fateful night?
- 2gals1dane

Expert


Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Apr 12 @ 6:12 PM ET
time for a new streak!
- BINGO!


Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Apr 12 @ 6:12 PM ET
This happened to me in college once or twice after an encounter with a "working girl"

I thought it was love

- Upstate_isles


SRam19
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Messier the Greatest Canucks Captain
Joined: 02.12.2015

Apr 12 @ 6:16 PM ET
Not particularly. Seeing more mammalian dong than a Mexican porn star wasn't high on my list of life accomplishments. But fate is what it is.
- Wildschwein


well at least you can tell others of all the bovine dongs you deal with.
Upstate_isles
New York Islanders
Location: Bitch Lasagna , NY
Joined: 05.12.2016

Apr 12 @ 6:21 PM ET
Expert
- HB77

I don't mean to brag but I'm something of a Dong expert myself, I am totally surrounded by Ranger fans
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Apr 12 @ 6:23 PM ET
well at least you can tell others of all the bovine dongs you deal with.
- SRam19


You'd be surprised how few wish to discuss such things. Indeed HockeyBuzz is one of the few places I've found where such topics are commonplace.
Just5
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: PA
Joined: 05.22.2008

Apr 12 @ 6:23 PM ET
Im stoked for you (frank)ers. I don't even like this team at all.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Apr 12 @ 6:24 PM ET
I don't mean to brag but I'm something of a Dong expert myself, I am totally surrounded by Ranger fans
- Upstate_isles




And also .
SRam19
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Messier the Greatest Canucks Captain
Joined: 02.12.2015

Apr 12 @ 6:24 PM ET
I don't mean to brag but I'm something of a Dong expert myself, I am totally surrounded by Ranger fans
- Upstate_isles

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