That's a line from one of my favorite internet-things ever.

http://imgur.com/gallery/8LVAS

Enjoy.
- eichiefs9

Very funny!

At least he got a D-.

Very funny!

At least he got a D-.
- Pete V

Pretty sure the whole thing about actually submitting that to a teacher is fake but it still cracks me up anyway.

"Oedipus used to blaze with the makers of AquaFresh toothpaste"

Pretty sure the whole thing about actually submitting that to a teacher is fake but it still cracks me up anyway.

"Oedipus used to blaze with the makers of AquaFresh toothpaste"
- eichiefs9

No way thats real... Or the teacher was a (frank)ing moron.

Still funny as hell though

less than 6 hours!

Back to the draft:

One guy that's gonna sliiiiiiiiiiide is the top-ranked Euro skater, Klim Kostin. He's Russian and refused to report to his WHL team so I think he's going to end up falling out of the first round. He's the kinda guy that would be an absolute steal if he fell to the 2nd or 3rd round and ended up coming over to NA after all.

Back to the draft:

One guy that's gonna sliiiiiiiiiiide is the top-ranked Euro skater, Klim Kostin. He's Russian and refused to report to his WHL team so I think he's going to end up falling out of the first round. He's the kinda guy that would be an absolute steal if he fell to the 2nd or 3rd round and ended up coming over to NA after all.
- eichiefs9

Huge risk though. Like no way in hell crosses the pond if selected by Arizona.

Me and Pete wrestle nude on Saturday nights
- mdw7413

PICs or it didn't happen...... on second thought please don't share

I'll laugh at yours if you laugh at mine. From yesterday:

Pierre: Hey Doc and Eddie, Brendan Smith is from Shatatoga Wisconsin HS, the Fighting Shatters, coached by Reif Leuders. Reif played his college hockey at Maine back when the legendary coach Butch Huldoffer was there. I saw Butch the other day having lunch with the great Mark Knollers and Butch told me that Reif told him that next to Thomas Dudzinzski, Brendan Smith is the greatest Shatter ever to play for Shatatoga.

Doc: Thanks Pierre, skittered along by Oduya..........
- WineryDog

I meant to reply to this one last night. Deserves some credit. Nice work!!

PICs or it didn't happen...... on second thought please don't share
- tbreinold

Too late.. Check your PM

Huge risk though. Like no way in hell crosses the pond if selected by Arizona.
- tomburton99

Yeah I would agree with that.

But if he slides into the 3rd round or something? I'd take him. Might pay off, might not...but at the end of the day the chances of any 3rd round pick paying off are pretty slim so I'd be willing to take the risk.

The Greeks invented anal
- eichiefs9

Q: How do they separate the men from the boys in the Greek army?
A: With a crowbar

Too late.. Check your PM
- mdw7413

Jackass.

Q: How do they separate the men from the boys in the Greek army?
A: With a crowbar
- MiloslavHorava

Q: How do they separate the men from the boys in the Greek army?
A: With a crowbar
- MiloslavHorava

Never heard that one..

Q: How do they separate the men from the boys in the Greek army?
A: With a crowbar
- MiloslavHorava

Joke of the day.

Close second are all the Aaron Hernandez memes.

Never heard that one..
- mdw7413

Do you know the motto of the Greek army?

Never heard that one..
- mdw7413

Really?


That joke is old as hell.

Do you know the motto of the Greek army?
- Pete V

Nope

Q: How do they separate the men from the boys in the Greek army?
A: With a crowbar
- MiloslavHorava

Got a greek buddy - can't wait to tell him

Really?


That joke is old as hell.
- Pete V

Im 1/2 Pollock... thats all I heard growing up.

Nope
- mdw7413

Never leave your buddy's behind.

Im 1/2 Pollock... thats all I heard growing up.
- mdw7413

What's the other half?

Im 1/2 Pollock... thats all I heard growing up.
- mdw7413

And your grandfather was a Fin...?

Never leave your buddy's behind.
- Pete V

What's the other half?
- Pete V

Don't know. Some Dutch, just from the lineage of the last name.