You are my favourite poster!!!
- Marwood

33 is the perfect spot to catch the guy who slides, there's always one good one that does. Hopefully JB is not a strome fan, I expect him to fall as he is fast like a rock
- neem55

Hague

Green on analytics...

https://canucksarmy.com/2...ut-data-available-in-nhl/

I see what you did there.
- LeftCoaster

I don't want to upset Makita.

I think Glass would be good . When the Sedins go I will need someone new to pick on and run out of town and Bo didn't score in his last 16 games.
- VANTEL

Edler will always be here.

Edler will always be here.
- SRam19

Sadly yes

Edler will always be here.
- SRam19

I had a dream last night that the swedes all chipped in and bought the Canucks.

Green on analytics...

https://canucksarmy.com/2...ut-data-available-in-nhl/
- LeftCoaster

I would have loved if Green signed a four year deal and came out to the presser and told the reporters" Hell I didn't want to even coach this team they are terrible but the money was too good to turn down "

I would have loved if Green signed a four year deal and came out to the presser and told the reporters" Hell I didn't want to even coach this team they are terrible but the money was too good to turn down "
- VANTEL

So basically what Torts did?

I would have loved if Green signed a four year deal and came out to the presser and told the reporters" Hell I didn't want to even coach this team they are terrible but the money was too good to turn down "
- VANTEL

"It is what it is" - Jared Mcann

I had a dream last night that the swedes all chipped in and bought the Canucks.
- golfingsince

And changed the name to

Auften Turnyourcheeks

Green on analytics...

https://canucksarmy.com/2...ut-data-available-in-nhl/
- LeftCoaster

Thanks, Hefty!!

So basically what Torts did?
- golfingsince

And changed the name to

Auften Turnyourcheeks
- VANTEL

We will call it what our team has always been. Swedish Fish.

The system is weighted against those who need it the most, the way the draft lottery is now, teams that don't need the help are getting stronger and the teams that need it the most are being locked out of the top picks. That isn't the way it should be, have the 1OA be via lottery, but once you win the 1OA pick, you are locked out of it for 10 years (which is roughly the amount of time you would keep a franchise player). That in my mind would be fairer and still force teams to have better management.
- DariusKnight

Fair points on all.

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@CanucksNow

As per @yyzsportsmedia, Vancouver's Sportsnet 650 station is expected to have a female radio personality. #Canucks



Did Carol get a new job?

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@CanucksNow

As per @yyzsportsmedia, Vancouver's Sportsnet 650 station is expected to have a female radio personality. #Canucks



Did Carol get a new job?
- VANTEL

Karen Surman (TSN 1040) and Jody Vance (former co-host of Breakfast Television) are names to watch out for. #Canucks

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@CanucksNow

As per @yyzsportsmedia, Vancouver's Sportsnet 650 station is expected to have a female radio personality. #Canucks



Did Carol get a new job?
- VANTEL

I'd be willing to bet on Jody Vance, not a fan of hers but shes local and has a history in sports

I'd be willing to bet on Jody Vance, not a fan of hers but shes local and has a history in sports
- WhiteLie

Watch it be Burkes ex wife

Karen Surman (TSN 1040) and Jody Vance (former co-host of Breakfast Television) are names to watch out for. #Canucks
- LeftCoaster

Oilers fan.

Oilers fan.


- Marwood

I didn't write it, just posted it. Why you so mad all the time? Here....

My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's 25 and her name is Heather

I didn't write it, just posted it. Why you so mad all the time? Here....

My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's 25 and her name is Heather
- LeftCoaster

Sounds like shes in her mid-40's there Hefty

Sounds like shes in her mid-40's there Hefty
- WhiteLie

No one calls their daughters Heather anymore?

.@MapleLeafs have signed D Nikita Zaitsev to a seven-year contract extension. Annual value of the contract is $4.5M through 2023-24 #TMLtalk

I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening."