Symba007
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Location: You are all perennial cynical sissies , ON Joined: 02.26.2007
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Donald J. TrumpVerified account
@realDonaldTrump
James Comey better hope that there are no "tapes" of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press! - AGalchenyuk27
he's a complete mess |
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Aetherial
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Has anyone discussed the standings today? Joined: 06.30.2006
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thank you Carol - twiztedmike
She still likes me better |
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Symba007
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Location: You are all perennial cynical sissies , ON Joined: 02.26.2007
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She still like me better - Aetherial
she hates both of you....but she does hate Mike a lot more |
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dt99999
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Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim Joined: 11.18.2008
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why is "tapes" in quotation marks?!?! |
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Aetherial
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Location: Has anyone discussed the standings today? Joined: 06.30.2006
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so 2 days ago our North American IT director leaves the company based on a "mutual decision" and this morning we have a virus issue that has shut down the company networks across 20 countries. i'm no conspiracy theorist... but... - DoubleDown
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Aetherial
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Location: Has anyone discussed the standings today? Joined: 06.30.2006
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she hates both of you....but she does hate Mike a lot more - Symba007
So you're saying there's a chance? |
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AGalchenyuk27
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Location: He was responsible for the term “Gordie Howe hat trick”, where a player scored a goal, added an , NB Joined: 02.05.2013
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why is "tapes" in quotation marks?!?! - dt99999
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Scabeh
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Location: The Slovakian Jagr, QC Joined: 02.25.2007
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why is "tapes" in quotation marks?!?! - dt99999
Because people don't record on actual tapes anymore dt. |
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dt99999
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Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim Joined: 11.18.2008
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Because people don't record on actual tapes anymore dt. - Scabeh
what?!?!?
no wonder -davies- never responded to all the mix tapes I send her |
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Symba007
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: You are all perennial cynical sissies , ON Joined: 02.26.2007
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what?!?!?
no wonder -davies- never responded to all the mix tapes I send her - dt99999
he meant that kind of tape
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DoubleDown
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Location: Not to point any fingers but Tyson Barrie has looked awful in the blue and white for the Leafs., QC Joined: 07.28.2006
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we're at my parents this weekend and had this conversation
disclaimer: this is gonna be boring as (frank)
mrs. dt: what do we have to do to make sure your mom doesn't have to cook on mother`s day?
me: not come here
mrs. dt: ok but what do we do?
dt: restaurant?
mrs. dt: with all the kids?!?
dt: yeah no way
bro-in-law: we can pick food up and bring it here
me: no my dad will freak out and my mom will cook anyway to prove spending money was useless.
me: why don't we do it at our house??
mrs. dt: oh no that means I have to cockl for mother's day
me: *(thinking): yeah lol like that's gonna happen) *
everyone: ........
mrs. dt: we can pick food up and have a brunch at our place!!
everyone: sure fine
guess who's picking up the stuff and having to get the house ready.
now fast forward to father's day
mrs. dt: for father's dayi I made the coffee this morning but I accidentally only made a cup and a half and had a cup so you can make some more if you want more than half a cup - dt99999
classic mrs dt
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DoubleDown
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Location: Not to point any fingers but Tyson Barrie has looked awful in the blue and white for the Leafs., QC Joined: 07.28.2006
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he meant that kind of tape
- Symba007
did you hear about vagina neck? |
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Symba007
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Location: You are all perennial cynical sissies , ON Joined: 02.26.2007
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did you hear about vagina neck? - DoubleDown
yes Trevor Noah |
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dt99999
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Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim Joined: 11.18.2008
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yes Trevor Noah - Symba007
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AGalchenyuk27
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Location: He was responsible for the term “Gordie Howe hat trick”, where a player scored a goal, added an , NB Joined: 02.05.2013
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RichardNixonLibrary
✔ @NixonLibrary
FUN FACT: President Nixon never fired the Director of the FBI #FBIDirector #notNixonian
8:15 PM - 9 May 2017 |
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dt99999
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Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim Joined: 11.18.2008
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classic mrs dt - DoubleDown
one of these days bro... |
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DoubleDown
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Location: Not to point any fingers but Tyson Barrie has looked awful in the blue and white for the Leafs., QC Joined: 07.28.2006
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AGalchenyuk27
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Location: He was responsible for the term “Gordie Howe hat trick”, where a player scored a goal, added an , NB Joined: 02.05.2013
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Symba007
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Location: You are all perennial cynical sissies , ON Joined: 02.26.2007
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classic mrs dt - DoubleDown
mrs. dt: oh no that means I have to cockl for mother's day
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stinger67
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Location: QC Joined: 07.03.2008
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mrs. dt: oh no that means I have to cockl for mother's day
- Symba007
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DoubleDown
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Location: Not to point any fingers but Tyson Barrie has looked awful in the blue and white for the Leafs., QC Joined: 07.28.2006
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one of these days bro... - dt99999
i got the wife who doesn't want to do anything but is going to Chateauguay for dinner with her mom and grandmother, i got the mother downtown who doesn't want to leave Westmount, the 1 year old who naps from noon-2 that all the mothers want to see... i think i'm just gonna go to a hotel Saturday night and not come home till Monday |
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Fredo
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: As-tu vu l’ostie de réalisateur de game de soccer de marde avec son ostie de caméra aérienne? Joined: 03.16.2015
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·_· - dt99999
Agreed he's really not funny |
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WaterBoy
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Location: Gardez-le votre ANGLAIS, YT Joined: 06.27.2006
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i got the wife who doesn't want to do anything but is going to Chateauguay for dinner with her mom and grandmother, i got the mother downtown who doesn't want to leave Westmount, the 1 year old who naps from noon-2 that all the mothers want to see... i think i'm just gonna go to a hotel Saturday night and not come home till Monday - DoubleDown
Can me DT and Fredo go visit you at the hotel? |
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Aetherial
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Has anyone discussed the standings today? Joined: 06.30.2006
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yes Trevor Noah - Symba007
would |
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Aetherial
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Has anyone discussed the standings today? Joined: 06.30.2006
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i got the wife who doesn't want to do anything but is going to Chateauguay for dinner with her mom and grandmother, i got the mother downtown who doesn't want to leave Westmount, the 1 year old who naps from noon-2 that all the mothers want to see... i think i'm just gonna go to a hotel Saturday night and not come home till Monday - DoubleDown
I'll meet you there. I have a wife, mother and step mother whose birthdays are also in May. I should have checked in somewhere for the month.
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