Well, that would only shatter your illusions and make things awkward.
- jugkope

Why is that?

Why is that?
- deadpoulet

What if she's Queen LaQueefa, or is a starfish? That would make the rest of her stay awkward, because she may want more, and you might be, like, "Ummmm...no."

Why is that?
- deadpoulet

She'd feel guilty for cheating on her boyfriend and you'd think the 2 minutes weren't worth the weeks of moaning and arguments.

Well, the dream would be to frank her, but I get what I can get, I guess.
- deadpoulet

go for it brah

Well, the dream would be to frank her, but I get what I can get, I guess.
- deadpoulet

Long run, if you never plan on talking to/seeing her again, then fine, make your move on the last night. However, if you're going to stay in contact beyond this trip, just keep things casual, because it could really (frank) things up. Just stick to sniffing her panties and watching the hidden webcams you have placed all over.

Are we going for a record in this thread for guys who go as far out if their way as possible not to get laid?


(frank)in juggers and deadpoulet...



ooooh I like her but Im scared to tell her


ooooh her gay (frank)ing boyfriend will be sad


ooooh ooooh ooooh I'm a huge (frank)in flaming homo ooooh ooooh



(frank)in unbeLEAFable.....

PETE, TALK SOME SENSE IT THESE GUYS BEFORE THEY TRY AND GET EACH OTHER IN THE SHOWER.

Are we going for a record in this thread for guys who go as far out if their way as possible not to get laid?


(frank)in juggers and deadpoulet...



ooooh I like her but Im scared to tell her


ooooh her gay (frank)ing boyfriend will be sad


ooooh ooooh ooooh I'm a huge (frank)in flaming homo ooooh ooooh



(frank)in unbeLEAFable.....
- dt99999

I only like the taken ones and I've never actually applied my couple-legs-broken shtick.

so they are too scared to talk to women but love talking to men online......

so they are too scared to talk to women but love talking to men online......
- Symba007

Yo Symba. Sens are going to win aren't they?

Also apparently it's 11:30pm

Yo Symba. Sens are going to win aren't they?

Also apparently it's 11:30pm
- AdamFrench

the trap....it works and it's (frank)ing boring to watch

so they are too scared to talk to women but love talking to men online......
- Symba007

Oh I've taken to talking to my female colleagues too.

the trap....it works and it's (frank)ing boring to watch
- Symba007

Reminds me of the Oilers nutty run. Hot as (frank) goaltending. Depth players firing like Crosby and a defenseman playing 40 minutes a night of dominant play.

Ugg. Plus they have two guys with miraculous stories.

Reminds me of the Oilers nutty run. Hot as (frank) goaltending. Depth players firing like Crosby and a defenseman playing 40 minutes a night of dominant play.

Ugg. Plus they have two guys with miraculous stories.
- AdamFrench

Are you calling Fernando Pisani a depth player?

Are you calling Fernando Pisani a depth player?
- jugkope

Yo Symba. Sens are going to win aren't they?

Also apparently it's 11:30pm
- AdamFrench

Let's hope the Sens don't win...I'm pretty sure that Captain Caveman (Phaneuf) lifting the Cup is one of the signs of the apocalypse...

Let's hope the Sens don't win...I'm pretty sure that Captain Caveman (Phaneuf) lifting the Cup is one of the signs of the apocalypse...
- Darksyde

kessel last year

dion this year?

a pair of guys you can't win with

- mr.peanut

You getting season tickets?

Are we going for a record in this thread for guys who go as far out if their way as possible not to get laid?


(frank)in juggers and deadpoulet...



ooooh I like her but Im scared to tell her


ooooh her gay (frank)ing boyfriend will be sad


ooooh ooooh ooooh I'm a huge (frank)in flaming homo ooooh ooooh



(frank)in unbeLEAFable.....
- dt99999

You getting season tickets?
- jugkope

i was until i saw the mascot

i was until i saw the mascot
- mr.peanut

You're not going there to see the mascot you're going to watch hockey and the future players of the Montreal Canadiens dynasty starting in 2020, plus maybe a few gals that will work there.

- SourceS.V.P.

Imagine those 2 as the last 2 men on Earth with lots of hot women..

Extinction

Imagine those 2 as the last 2 men on Earth with lots of hot women..

Extinction
- AGalchenyuk27

For sure

Human race would be doomed af

lol.


I just pictured the habs playing against the ducks or preds these two teams are trying to kill each other.



Pacioretty would die twice per period.

Imagine those 2 as the last 2 men on Earth with lots of hot women..

Extinction
- AGalchenyuk27

Pfff I wouldn't have to make a move they'd all be all over me.

I'd still be scared for the human race tho, there would be some inbreeding with such a limited genetic pool.