Tulsa sucks, as does the entire state of Oklahoma. Only speeding ticket I ever got was there. Not a single car around me, but hey thanks for keeping us all safe, amirite?

But really...the 3.2% alcohol thing is completely ridiculous
- YuenglingJagr

Well, there must have been a cop car around you?

Well, there must have been a cop car around you?
- Cable2k

The cop was riding a rocket-powered unicycle, if I remember the story correctly.

Well, there must have been a cop car around you?
- Cable2k

He was on horseback

I love how there are signs along the highway that say dont drive through smoke and that it must've took a few times for them to decide we should put a sign up

He was on horseback

I love how there are signs along the highway that say dont drive through smoke and that it must've took a few times for them to decide we should put a sign up
- YuenglingJagr

That stems from some drought related grass fires along that area that caused some terrible accidents back in the late seventies. Just like in fog, people drove onward without thinking. Its a reminder that the area is prone to such rapidly moving fires and to beware.

Per TulsaNow.org

That stems from some drought related grass fires along that area that caused some terrible accidents back in the late seventies. Just like in fog, people drove onward without thinking. Its a reminder that the area is prone to such rapidly moving fires and to beware.

Per TulsaNow.org
- jmatchett383

What I was referring to.

Natural selection, if you ask me

What I was referring to.

Natural selection, if you ask me
- YuenglingJagr

The kid who eats too many marbles doesn't grow up and have babies.

It won't be too much longer before CA slides off into the ocean!
- Sublime55

maybe I should buy property on the Nevada border being it may become a beach front property soon

so i heard on the radio this morning that the Sixers and Eagles will make the playoffs before the Flyer do...

maybe I should buy property on the Nevada border being it may become a beach front property soon
- nastyflyergirl

could be the next bitcoin type investment....dont kick yourself again!

It won't be too much longer before CA slides off into the ocean!
- Sublime55

NJ also

so i heard on the radio this morning that the Sixers and Eagles will make the playoffs before the Flyer do...
- 2Real

cool

all quiet on the flyers front

I assume Hexy and Hak are still busy debriefing TK on his horrid play at Worlds.

all quiet on the flyers front

I assume Hexy and Hak are still busy debriefing TK on his horrid play at Worlds.
- Just5

I assume they're in intense negotiations to bring back Boyd Gordon

I assume they're in intense negotiations to bring back Boyd Gordon
- YuenglingJagr

This is a good signing.

I assume they're in intense negotiations to bring back Boyd Gordon
- YuenglingJagr

That was a signing that the flyers couldn't lose on

This is a good signing.
- jmatchett383

The flyers found a way to win it....yet again

That was a signing that the flyers couldn't lose on
- Just5

He did open the scoring for the Flyers last season.

He did open the scoring for the Flyers last season.
- jmatchett383

A mere $950,000 a point.

A mere $950,000 a point.
- mayorofangrytown

such a bargain.

I have good news though...

Bernier is STILL not our starting goaltender!

such a bargain.

I have good news though...

Bernier is STILL not our starting goaltender!
- Doc_Sarcasm

YET!

I assume they're in intense negotiations to bring back Boyd Gordon
- YuenglingJagr

If you're craving some Boyd Gordon and can't wait until next season, head to your local movie theatre this weekend and see Pirates of the Caribbean. I'm pretty sure he's in it.

Salary is the weirdest part of the Neuvirth signing. He is essentially being paid as a really expensive backup. I guess you could say he is being paid like a bad starting goalie too.

If you're craving some Boyd Gordon and can't wait until next season, head to your local movie theatre this weekend and see Pirates of the Caribbean. I'm pretty sure he's in it.
- Mononoke

I was actually thinking of inviting him to see it with me

YET!
- dragonoffrost

Hush, you.


I make farting noises in your direction.

Salary is the weirdest part of the Neuvirth signing. He is essentially being paid as a really expensive backup. I guess you could say he is being paid like a bad starting goalie too.
- YuenglingJagr

Stop trying to make sense of it