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- Wetbandit1

i am sure we can find something better to fill the page with than gerbe shopping chart or fridge.

Jesus Christ, this is Hockeybuzz, not Instagram
- Mentalorgasm5

There zero chance that ever happening fruit ( water ) it's impossible to eat 4 ,000 Cal's

Who would disagree with you you're eating 112 g (fat ) sat (40) 3800 (sod)

If you eat 2,000 calories of fruit and work off 1,500 do you get fat ?
- gerbe75pts

Umm, yes, if you do it for long enough. If you take in more calories than you burn you get fat. That's how it works. Sure your metabolism might be higher, and you might get fat slower, but you'll still get fat.

Edit: Also, a Big Mac only has 563 calories. That's like 4 apples.

Umm, yes, if you do it for long enough. If you take in more calories than you burn you get fat. That's how it works. Sure your metabolism might be higher, and you might get fat slower, but you'll still get fat.
- Wetbandit1

Bro you will not get fat by eating fruit .. you can go over your calories with fruit and you still won't get fat you piss it all out

Bro you will not get fat by eating fruit .. you can go over your calories with fruit and you still won't get fat you piss it all out
- gerbe75pts

Holy poop. Seriously, you need to get your ass to a science class.

Umm, yes, if you do it for long enough. If you take in more calories than you burn you get fat. That's how it works. Sure your metabolism might be higher, and you might get fat slower, but you'll still get fat.

Edit: Also, a Big Mac only has 563 calories. That's like 4 apples.
- Wetbandit1

You said 2, 000 in big Macs so that's 3 1/2 of them

You said 2, 000 in big Macs so that's 3 1/2 of them
- gerbe75pts

Yeah, and? I said 1 Big Mac is like 4 apples worth of calories. You really need to slow down and read, and not add things that aren't there.

Holy poop. Seriously, you need to get your ass to a science class.
- Wetbandit1

Lol are you serious right now ? Like I don't know if you're trying to bait me lol hahaha

80+ % water =vitamins and minerals to help you makes your skin cleaner clears your digestive system

My girlfriends do the fruit detox so don't say you gain weight lol..
for their acting gigs they lose weight by going over there calories with the fruit lol


if you've never done it how do you know it doesn't work tell me that..

Yeah, and? I said 1 Big Mac is like 4 apples worth of calories. You really need to slow down and read, and not add things that aren't there.
- Wetbandit1

I'm talking about that 4000 calorie post that you made you said 2000 calories for a Big Mac that's why I said 4

Here we go with four apples equals a Big Mac .. I can't lol

I'm talking about that 4000 calorie post that you made you said 2000 calories for a Big Mac that's why I said 4

Here we go with four apples equals a Big Mac .. I can't lol
- gerbe75pts

You are the one that said 4,000.

I said if you ate 2,000 of Big Mac and 2,000 of fruit. And only burned 1,500. I didn't mean at the same time. You wouldn't be able to tell then, obviously.

But we're getting bogged down.

Bottom line: if you intake more calories than you burn, you gain weight, full stop. Period. End of sentence.

It seems like we all have abs on this forum lol

And I legitly think it's funny because usually people lie about working out etc

But all of you are mint fresh
- gerbe75pts

abs sure but i still lack total upper body strength, or at least the muscle mass appearance.

Been challenge bulking that up without adding too much fat on. Might change up workout routine or something.

Jesus Christ, this is Hockeybuzz, not Instagram
- Mentalorgasm5

if you're u-23, life is instagram.

You are the one that said 4,000.

I said if you ate 2,000 of Big Mac and 2,000 of fruit. And only burned 1,500. I didn't mean at the same time. You wouldn't be able to tell then, obviously.

But we're getting bogged down.

Bottom line: if you intake more calories than you burn, you gain weight, full stop. Period. End of sentence.
- Wetbandit1

Bro I said it would be impossible with all the water in your stomach and the fiber it would be impossible to eat those hamburgers even during the day you would throw them up ( just saying)

You can say you gain weight by eating fruit and going over the calories but you've never done it so how can you say it's true just answer me that

abs sure but i still lack total upper body strength, or at least the muscle mass appearance.

Been challenge bulking that up without adding too much fat on. Might change up workout routine or something.
- Sabresfan-365

It's nigh on impossible to add muscle without gaining fat. You need protein/calories to add muscle and trying not to gain fat means limiting those. That's why body builders eat a ton of(too many) calories while bulking and then eating very little, losing some muscle, but also losing whatever fat they gained.

Bro I said it would be impossible with all the water in your stomach and the fiber it would be impossible to eat those hamburgers even during the day you would throw them up ( just saying)

You can say you gain weight by eating fruit and going over the calories but you've never done it so how can you say it's true just answer me that
- gerbe75pts

Seriously, I'm talking about eating 2,000 calories worth of junk over the course of a couple weeks while only burning 1,500 calories a day.

Then in a completely separate period of time eating 2,000 calories of fruit a day and then still only burning 1,500.

It's just to illustrate that if you eat more than you burn, you gain weight regardless of what you're eating.

abs sure but i still lack total upper body strength, or at least the muscle mass appearance.

Been challenge bulking that up without adding too much fat on. Might change up workout routine or something.
- Sabresfan-365

switch over to CrossFit and start lifting those tires man those work every muscle in your body

I would suggest creatine if you're trying to get some fat going but it's risky I would only do it if you're serious about lifting

It's nigh on impossible to add muscle without gaining fat. You need protein/calories to add muscle and trying not to gain fat means limiting those. That's why body builders eat a ton of(too many) calories while bulking and then eating very little, losing some muscle, but also losing whatever fat they gained.
- Wetbandit1

yeah but there are ways to limit how much fat you take on while gaining (and which kinds of fats)

im not on about gaining enormous amounts just trying to fill out a bit.

Seriously, I'm talking about eating 2,000 calories worth of junk over the course of a couple weeks while only burning 1,500 calories a day.

Then in a completely separate period of time eating 2,000 calories of fruit a day and then still only burning 1,500.

It's just to illustrate that if you eat more than you burn, you gain weight regardless of what you're eating.
- Wetbandit1

I'm understanding that.. But I thought you were talking about if you just eat fruit and you go over your calories you'll still gain weight

Bandit you better get your ass on Snapchat this week so you can watch me eat that freaking donut lol

yeah but there are ways to limit how much fat you take on while gaining (and which kinds of fats)

im not on about gaining enormous amounts just trying to fill out a bit.
- Sabresfan-365

Yeah, it'll just take longer that way. Nothing wrong with it. Like you said, you're not trying to hulk out. Just keep at it. And keep your protein up. Has the bonus of making you feel fuller longer.

Bandit you better get your ass on Snapchat this week so you can watch me eat those 4 freaking donuts lol
- GERBE!!!75PTS

FIFY. You're not weaseling out of it.

Penutbuzz

FIFY. You're not weaseling out of it.
- Wetbandit1

You are out of your goddamn mind if you think I'm going to eat 4 donuts
I can barely get through one because I think I'm allergic to something in it every time I have it I gag and I threw up and my eyes get red and my nose starts running

Jesus christ

You are out of your goddamn mind if you think I'm going to eat 4 donuts
I can barely get through one because I think I'm allergic to something in it every time I have it I gag and I threw up and my eyes get red and my nose starts running
- GERBE!!!75PTS

After statements like this i am beginning to think your avatar is forreal.