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Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Double poop your best players everyone!, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014

Feb 22 @ 6:35 PM ET
do it!
- kicksave856

alright. here goes. after we had a huge snowstorm in jan of 79, people lost their poop about needing 4 wheel drive. well, one of my buddies knew a guy who had just bought a lincoln mark IV loaded to the gills and trading it in would have taken a bath on it. so he asked my buddy if he knew how to get around this problem. well, let's just say a car or two of sai buddy's may have been "stolen, so he said yeah. just pay me and a friend 200 bucks each, give us the keys and call it in tomorrow morning.

we took the car for a night to cruise cool and then just absolutely destroyed it at the end of the night by crashing into poles, fences and at one point flying down an alley I hit an open gate at about 40 mph. we took it to a spot for it to be found.

the ending is he got his insurance money, bought himself a trailblazer loaded to the gills and low and behold, someone actually stole it a day or two after he got it. LOL and no. we had nothing to do with it.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Feb 22 @ 6:37 PM ET
alright. here goes. after we had a huge snowstorm in jan of 79, people lost their poop about needing 4 wheel drive. well, one of my buddies knew a guy who had just bought a lincoln mark IV loaded to the gills and trading it in would have taken a bath on it. so he asked my buddy if he knew how to get around this problem. well, let's just say a car or two of sai buddy's may have been "stolen, so he said yeah. just pay me and a friend 200 bucks each, give us the keys and call it in tomorrow morning.

we took the car for a night to cruise cool and then just absolutely destroyed it at the end of the night by crashing into poles, fences and at one point flying down an alley I hit an open gate at about 40 mph. we took it to a spot for it to be found.

the ending is he got his insurance money, bought himself a trailblazer loaded to the gills and low and behold, someone actually stole it a day or two after he got it. LOL and no. we had nothing to do with it.

- Gramps28

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Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Double poop your best players everyone!, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014

Feb 22 @ 6:42 PM ET
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- kicksave856

my buddy almost beat his ass when he tried to blame us for stealing his blazer.

oh yeah. did that gate fly. i think it landed on a garage roof a few doors down. we never saw it come down.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Feb 22 @ 6:46 PM ET
my buddy almost beat his ass when he tried to blame us for stealing his blazer.

oh yeah. did that gate fly. i think it landed on a garage roof a few doors down. we never saw it come down.

- Gramps28

and we've been on the run ever since..
Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Double poop your best players everyone!, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014

Feb 22 @ 7:04 PM ET
and we've been on the run ever since..
- kicksave856

sadly, he isn't. he passed away a few years ago.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Feb 22 @ 7:13 PM ET
sadly, he isn't. he passed away a few years ago.
- Gramps28

well god dammit
Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Double poop your best players everyone!, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014

Feb 22 @ 7:32 PM ET
well god dammit
- kicksave856

he and i had some fun together. aside from one night when we were bickering like crazy until another one of our buddies was gonna kick our asses, we never had a disagreement. funny thing is a ton of people thought we were really brothers. we did kind of look alike i guess to others.
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008

Feb 26 @ 7:23 PM ET
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008

Mar 1 @ 5:46 PM ET
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Mar 1 @ 5:54 PM ET

- penguininnevada

well this is gonna count as a service failure.
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008

Mar 1 @ 5:57 PM ET
well this is gonna count as a service failure.
- kicksave856

Only killed 1

The driver of the tractor trailer is a known terrorist from Egypt
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Mar 1 @ 6:16 PM ET
Only killed 1

The driver of the tractor trailer is a known terrorist from Egypt

- penguininnevada

a kill? well that will severely affect their FMCSA safety score.
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008

Mar 2 @ 6:54 PM ET
Only killed 1

The driver of the tractor trailer is a known terrorist from Egypt

- penguininnevada

3 Dead including a 14 year old.

https://youtu.be/hRsZI21boZ8
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Mar 2 @ 7:03 PM ET
3 Dead including a 14 year old.

https://youtu.be/hRsZI21boZ8

- penguininnevada

well damn. that sucks.


we take back our jokes, allah.
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008

Mar 2 @ 7:19 PM ET
well damn. that sucks.


we take back our jokes, allah.

- kicksave856

More food for ud
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Mar 2 @ 7:24 PM ET
More food for ud
- penguininnevada

durely we couldn't really be that evil, could we?
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008

Mar 2 @ 7:34 PM ET
durely we couldn't really be that evil, could we?
- kicksave856

I miss watching faces of death while smoking hash
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Mar 2 @ 7:37 PM ET
I miss watching faces of death while smoking hash
- penguininnevada

the good old days.
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008

Mar 2 @ 7:38 PM ET
the good old days.
- kicksave856

Howard Stern on Channel 9
Metallica before the black album
Cocaine
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Mar 2 @ 7:44 PM ET
Howard Stern on Channel 9
Metallica before the black album
Cocaine

- penguininnevada


penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008

Mar 2 @ 7:46 PM ET

- kicksave856

https://youtu.be/waSqk1ql-so
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Mar 2 @ 7:49 PM ET
https://youtu.be/waSqk1ql-so
- penguininnevada

look at that hair.



i had to stop it or i'll sit and watch the whole thing.
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008

Mar 2 @ 8:11 PM ET
look at that hair.



i had to stop it or i'll sit and watch the whole thing.

- kicksave856

Daniel Karver from the KKK was like Andrew Dice Clay when you heard him for the first time
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Mar 2 @ 8:19 PM ET
Daniel Karver from the KKK was like Andrew Dice Clay when you heard him for the first time
- penguininnevada

wake up, white people!
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Apr 5 @ 2:52 PM ET


(frank)in s2tp.
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