can you parallel park?

do you have the common sense to understand the pros and cons of backing into a parking spot?

did you hit anything so far today?
- kicksave856

Our company mandates we back into our parking spot. Yes I can parallel park.
I only hit an Ice Cold Pepsi.

Our company mandates we back into our parking spot. Yes I can parallel park.
I only hit an Ice Cold Pepsi.
- AGalchenyuk27

mmmm™

speaking of, we pulled a chinese fire drill in the city last weekend to get me in the driver seat so i could parallel park a car full of habsolute pussies.

as usual, like a glove.

speaking of, we pulled a chinese fire drill in the city last weekend to get me in the driver seat so i could parallel park a car full of habsolute pussies.

as usual, like a glove.
- kicksave856

disown them.

disown them.
- Gramps28

"it won't fit" was the perfect "that's what she said" opp though.

A man driving a $284,000 sports car rear-ended a box truck on Route 22 early Thursday morning, injuring a passenger who was thrown from the car, state police said.

The crash caused a nine-hour closure of Route 22 westbound, which was shut at Airport Road in Hanover Township, Lehigh County, after the 3:30 a.m. accident. At 12:21 p.m., state police said the road had finally reopened.

The accident happened in the left lane. According to a police report, a 40-year-old man from North Whitehall Township driving a 2018 McLaren 720S struck the rear of the box truck driven by a 56-year-old Landsdowne man.

A man driving a $284,000 sports car rear-ended a box truck on Route 22 early Thursday morning, injuring a passenger who was thrown from the car, state police said.

The crash caused a nine-hour closure of Route 22 westbound, which was shut at Airport Road in Hanover Township, Lehigh County, after the 3:30 a.m. accident. At 12:21 p.m., state police said the road had finally reopened.

The accident happened in the left lane. According to a police report, a 40-year-old man from North Whitehall Township driving a 2018 McLaren 720S struck the rear of the box truck driven by a 56-year-old Landsdowne man.
- watsonnostaw

whoa

whoa
- kicksave856

i feel so bad for the mclaren

i feel so bad for the mclaren
- watsonnostaw

it's amazing that nobody is dead. monocoque chassis, baby.

it's amazing that nobody is dead. monocoque chassis, baby.
- kicksave856

the woman was unbelted and probably sucking the driver off at 330 am, is pretty (frank)ed up and comatose at the moment

the woman was unbelted and probably sucking the driver off at 330 am, is pretty (frank)ed up and comatose at the moment
- watsonnostaw

he's lucky he didn't get his hog bit off.

he's lucky he didn't get his hog bit off.
- kicksave856

men with 250,000 dollar plus cars have a micropenis

men with 250,000 dollar plus cars have a micropenis
- watsonnostaw

that's why i try to keep my rides under $249,999

so nobody knows about my micropenis

so nobody knows about my micropenis
- kicksave856

The 30-year-old female passenger from Allentown, thrown from the car, was taken to Lehigh Valley Hospital-Cedar Crest. Police classified her injuries as “major.”

it's amazing that nobody is dead. monocoque chassis, baby.
- kicksave856

The 30-year-old female passenger from Allentown, thrown from the car, was taken to Lehigh Valley Hospital-Cedar Crest. Police classified her injuries as “major.”
- watsonnostaw

well her jaw is really sore.

- watsonnostaw

stong

- watsonnostaw

shoulda backed it in.

Im out of the hospital now....micropenis intact

Im out of the hospital now....micropenis intact
- KINGKENZO

sorry to hear about your mclaren.

micromonocoque lol

- AGalchenyuk27

that'll bus right out.