Biggest douchebag hockey players I've ever met were Chris and Anthony Stewart. Massive wankers.
- AdamFrench

I've only met one NHL player and that was Wayne Simmonds. But that was before he played in the NHL. We were still in high school at Birchmount.

He wasn't a douche or anything. Just kinda cocky.

I've only met one NHL player and that was Wayne Simmonds. But that was before he played in the NHL. We were still in high school at Birchmount.

He wasn't a douche or anything. Just kinda cocky.
- GreatGigInTheSky

I never met him, but heard Couture was a jerk.

Alright, ladies, it's back - due to popular demand!

http://www.hockeybuzz.com...post_id=17995086#17995086

The Official Toronto Maple Leafs Prediction Thread!

Be brave. Be bold. Get a little drunk and then fill out your predictions!

I've probably forgot a name or two, so if I've left anyone off, please let me know.

I've only met one NHL player and that was Wayne Simmonds. But that was before he played in the NHL. We were still in high school at Birchmount.

He wasn't a douche or anything. Just kinda cocky.
- GreatGigInTheSky

Would love to have him in blue and white.

That dude elevates his game whenever he plays here.

He's a franking Leaf killer.

I hope the pregame ceremony will be less than 30minutes
- MaximusAurelius

If it was in ottawa, they could introduce every person in the building and still have time to run a video on the jumbotron

Paul Hendrick @HennyTweets·

2h

Leafs in Winnipeg tonight, Fehr 4th line centre and Borgman 3rd pairing are confirmed as starters.

Alright, ladies, it's back - due to popular demand!

http://www.hockeybuzz.com...post_id=17995086#17995086

The Official Toronto Maple Leafs Prediction Thread!

Be brave. Be bold. Get a little drunk and then fill out your predictions!

I've probably forgot a name or two, so if I've left anyone off, please let me know.
- Atomic Wedgie

- Scabeh

Now I just need to bully Tanner into participating.

And Spatso.

Here's an interesting quote from something Andrew Berkshire just posted on Sportsnet.

"Matthews set up Hyman for more inner-slot scoring chances than any other two players combined for last season, on which Hyman cashed in just four times on 56 chances at even strength."

This idea that Hyman is somehow helping Matthews offensively is insane. Also mentioned was that Matthews lead the league for centers in loose-puck recoveries per 60 minutes so maybe it wasn't Hyman always digging the puck out for him.

Heatley didnt get away with anything...he pleaded.
What about Dougie G and an alleged affair with his babysitter.
Grand jury did not indict.
- Fakepartofme

He was a slut, not the same as killing someone like all the others on that list

Here's an interesting quote from something Andrew Berkshire just posted on Sportsnet.

"Matthews set up Hyman for more inner-slot scoring chances than any other two players combined for last season, on which Hyman cashed in just four times on 56 chances at even strength."

This idea that Hyman is somehow helping Matthews offensively is insane. Also mentioned was that Matthews lead the league for centers in loose-puck recoveries per 60 minutes so maybe it wasn't Hyman always digging the puck out for him.
- Jeffmt

He was a slut, not the same as killing someone like all the others on that list
- winsix

Gilmour didn't do a single thing wrong.

His babysitter made up stories to impress her friends.

- Feds91Stammer

Love that gif

Ryan Ellis bullied my cousin in high school
- AdamFrench

No offence to your cousin, but how the (frank) could that kid bully anyone? In high school he couldn't have been more than 110.

Paul Hendrick @HennyTweets·

2h

Leafs in Winnipeg tonight, Fehr 4th line centre and Borgman 3rd pairing are confirmed as starters.
- Tumbleweed

MARINCIN OUT!

Here's an interesting quote from something Andrew Berkshire just posted on Sportsnet.

"Matthews set up Hyman for more inner-slot scoring chances than any other two players combined for last season, on which Hyman cashed in just four times on 56 chances at even strength."

This idea that Hyman is somehow helping Matthews offensively is insane. Also mentioned was that Matthews lead the league for centers in loose-puck recoveries per 60 minutes so maybe it wasn't Hyman always digging the puck out for him.
- Jeffmt

You could see it just watching the games, all the missed opportunities and all the pucks recovered by Matthews.

You could see it just watching the games, all the missed opportunities and all the pucks recovered by Matthews.
- burn

Missed opportunities in front of the net from perfect passes are called "Bozaks."

Missed opportunities in front of the net from perfect passes are called "Bozaks."
- Atomic Wedgie

Was JUST about take my jab at Bozak for this as well. I honestly believe Kessel would have been a loved a little more in Toronto if he wasn't anchored with Bozak in those years.

Edit: and also yes, Hyman needs to get the (frank) off the top line as I have been saying for roughly 11 months now.

MARINCIN OUT!


- markmark

I worked a summer at Jim Schoenfeld's country club when I was in high school. Not douchy at all but I had to bite my tongue every time I saw him to not make a donut joke (or a joke about his singing), lest he crush my skull like a sparrow egg. Guy had a wicked slice.

MARINCIN OUT!


- markmark

The Grand Douchelord of Infidelity has to be Marty Brodeur.
- Jeffmt

Really?
Marty fooled around alot?

Really?
Marty fooled around alot?
- Fakepartofme

Yes, but don't worry - he kept it all in the family.

Yes, but don't worry - he kept it all in the family.
- Atomic Wedgie

Well that's reassuri...

WAIT WHAT?

Yes, but don't worry - he kept it all in the family.
- Atomic Wedgie