As you now know, I am not human. But on my home planet, Tyler Kennedy is considered the most beautiful being in existence, after Donatella Versace.

all great points here. Tainter Jainter was forgotten. He was not human, nay, he was machine
- Giroux_Is_God

The Great Tainter shall never be forgotten.

Let it be written, let it be done.

As you now know, I am not human. But on my home planet, Tyler Kennedy is considered the most beautiful being in existence, after Donatella Versace.
- Mononoke

Note to self: bring lots of large brown bags when visiting Mono's home world.

I know just the sleuth to go through old posts to prove who is lying.
- Mononoke

That's mean

I'll check if I can get the NHL.TV app on one of my televisions (forgot all about it on Saturday night).
- Scoob

139.99 for the whole nhl pakage. I think single team is 99 or 109.00. blackouts apply. Be careful with who your IP provider is. I have ATT U-verse and I am blacked out by the NHL by billing address for Tampa games, AND blacked out of Nashville games due to IP address

That's mean
- Scoob

you're ugly

As you now know, I am not human. But on my home planet, Tyler Kennedy is considered the most beautiful being in existence, after Donatella Versace.
- Mononoke

Had to google. Horrified.

On a similar note, my friend says "I sleep in versace" sometimes, and each time it's funny

139.99 for the whole nhl pakage. I think single team is 99 or 109.00. blackouts apply. Be careful with who your IP provider is. I have ATT U-verse and I am blacked out by the NHL by billing address for Tampa games, AND blacked out of Nashville games due to IP address
- corduroy

Or just use NHL_Games on reddit, homies. Hook it up to your tv with an HDMI. Unfortunately not mobile compatible.

Had to google. Horrified.

On a similar note, my friend says "I sleep in versace" sometimes, and each time it's funny
- Giroux_Is_God

If Joan Rivers and Evegeni Malkin had a kid, it would be Donatella Versace.

you're ugly
- Mordecai

- Scoob

That's mean
- Scoob

Note to self: bring lots of large brown bags when visiting Mono's home world.
- BiggE

We are generous with our sharing of soft pretzels and baked treats, so please do.

We are generous with our sharing of soft pretzels and baked treats, so please do.
- Mononoke

We are generous with our sharing of soft pretzels and baked treats, so please do.
- Mononoke

philly pretzel factory pretzels or no deal

Or just use NHL_Games on reddit, homies. Hook it up to your tv with an HDMI. Unfortunately not mobile compatible.
- Giroux_Is_God

Not into stealing content

As you now know, I am not human. But on my home planet, Tyler Kennedy is considered the most beautiful being in existence, after Donatella Versace.
- Mononoke

So you grew up with Tyler Kennedy posters all over your walls?

Not into stealing content
- corduroy

If it's not nailed down...

Dammit, I'm still in a meeting and now I'm hungry.

Dammit, I'm still in a meeting and now I'm hungry.
- BiggE

im fixin to grab some pizza on my way home

im fixin to grab some pizza on my way home
- YuenglingJagr

I like the way you think.

GM Sauron Hextall.
- Mononoke

Did this make anyone smile at least? I have to know.

Did this make anyone smile at least? I have to know.
- Mononoke

im fixin to grab some pizza on my way home
- YuenglingJagr

Probably Papa John's because you're disgusting.

So you grew up with Tyler Kennedy posters all over your walls?
- YuenglingJagr

No, of course not. He was too holy and revered a figure to debase with cheap posters.

I had semi-nude Gabe Kapler posters all over my wall. And a closet full of coconut oil.