when you dress in a gorilla suit and drink ginger ale and creep on 20-something year old waitress/bar-tenders who you swear aren't a day past 25, you know how what you are talking about do you
- BeadyEyedDouche

Her name is Brittany.

From what I gathered from all of this is Carey Price may or may not have knocked up a 16 year old.

Where PK comes into this is I don't know, my guess is that he found out when he was on Montreal and told his Price's wife and then hooked up with her?

Who the hell knows?

We will find out on the next episode of who shoots 5 hole next...

Also I missed all of the Tyrod takes since I was gone for the last 2 days

What is your take?
- Stripes77

I think Beane and McDermott care way more about 2-3 years from now than they do the WC this year.

I’m fine with it to be honest

Gerber is running around in California as the flash... probably a Speedo, a red mask, and a cape probably lol

When The World Is Running Down, You Make the Best of What's Still Around
- homiedclown

Her name is Brittany.
- Der Kaiser

I think Beane and McDermott care way more about 2-3 years from now than they do the WC this year.

I’m fine with it to be honest
- sbroads24

From the day they took over the organization, they have shown that they’ll try like hell to collect as many wins as they can along the way to rebuilding the roster in a way that will bring them long term success. But the incidental wins are secondary to the long term success.

Rehumanize Yourself
- homiedclown

Every Little Thing She Does is Magic

- homiedclown

dude even I had to laugh at that one.

Ok, so that's easily top three in back reading I've ever done, weird rumors, accurate definitions of what makes a pedophile, a mathematical equation to determine a quantitative boundary between creeper and pedophile, a douche that argues with gorillas, and the obligatory shot at Gerbe whilst dressed as Flash seeing what he will call a major "letdown".

This is gold for a hockey board.

dude even I had to laugh at that one.
- BeadyEyedDouche

You have a creep/pedo situation If [M - W > (W - 18) x 3] and M > 23

Every Little Thing She Does is Magic
- Wetbandit1

You lose

45 year old Jagr slams an 18 year old: Good for him.

30 year old Price slams a 16 year old: Pedophile.

Like others have said, age of consent in Canada: 16. Sometimes even in the states (Thanks Kentucky).

Jagr was more than twice her age. Carey less than twice.

Again, no condoning, just. Come on. Not pedophilia.

This girl is 15, found it right on google searching for these words: 15 year olds with makeup



Dude, she went from 15 to 23.
- BeadyEyedDouche

Every Little Thing She Does is Magic
- Wetbandit1

Wrapped Around Your Finger

I think Beane and McDermott care way more about 2-3 years from now than they do the WC this year.

I’m fine with it to be honest
- sbroads24

They also have to realize how big the playoffs would be this year. Just from a psychological perspective. "If we can make the playoffs with this team imagine what we can do with all those picks next year?".

You lose
- Der Kaiser

Peanuts

You lose
- Der Kaiser

Why?

I think it fits perfectly.

Ok, so that's easily top three in back reading I've ever done, weird rumors, accurate definitions of what makes a pedophile, a mathematical equation to determine a quantitative boundary between creeper and pedophile, a douche that argues with gorillas, and the obligatory shot at Gerbe whilst dressed as Flash seeing what he will call a major "letdown".

This is gold for a hockey board.
- gcomella34

you forgot the police songs

you forgot the police songs



- homiedclown

You're right. The Police Songs are the only unique thing about this board tonight.

They also have to realize how big the playoffs would be this year. Just from a psychological perspective. "If we can make the playoffs with this team imagine what we can do with all those picks next year?".
- Wetbandit1

tyrod is never starting another game for the bills

From what I gathered from all of this is Carey Price may or may not have knocked up a 16 year old.

Where PK comes into this is I don't know, my guess is that he found out when he was on Montreal and told his Price's wife and then hooked up with her?

Who the hell knows?

We will find out on the next episode of who shoots 5 hole next...

Also I missed all of the Tyrod takes since I was gone for the last 2 days

What is your take?
- Stripes77

Pk in 2015 did they same thing ,to the daughter of price friend. Came full circle..supposedly price wasnt injured that year from hockey

Pk in 2015 did they same thing ,to the daughter of price friend. Came full circle..supposedly price wasnt injured that year from hockey
- Buffalo39

Demolition Man

Why?

I think it fits perfectly.
- Wetbandit1

Every breath you take is also a loser

Every breath you take is also a loser
- Der Kaiser

Invisible Sun

Gerber is running around in California as the flash... probably a Speedo, a red mask, and a cape probably lol
- Slapjackzack

Nah ... the Flash doesn't wear a cape.

Nah ... the Flash doesn't where a cape.
- JetpackJesus

Omegaman