Ok, so that's easily top three in back reading I've ever done, weird rumors, accurate definitions of what makes a pedophile, a mathematical equation to determine a quantitative boundary between creeper and pedophile, a douche that argues with gorillas, and the obligatory shot at Gerbe whilst dressed as Flash seeing what he will call a major "letdown".

This is gold for a hockey board.
- gcomella34

I mean. We are the best blog. Pachla's writing. Out blithering. The eclectic collection of... different personalities.

It's (mostly) all in good fun.

Omegaman
- homiedclown

Did we have Walking in the Moon?

Walking in the Moon?
- Der Kaiser

Tampa is too good for the NHL

Tampa is too good for the NHL
- sbroads24

Just wait til they get Colin White.

(Sorry, that’s a horsepoop joke.)

Tampa is too good for the NHL
- sbroads24

At least Stamkos is singing here in the off-season and then Tavares the next summer.

I have seen a few girls over the years that I thought were 21, turned out they were 15-17

just sayin she may have lied
- homiedclown

I bartend...
it can definitely be hard to tell the ages of a lot of girls now a days

There are some 16yr olds that use their older sister’s ID and look like they are 21

So you were 24.

24 - 19 > 19-18 x 3 AND 24>23

Creep.
- Der Kaiser

Your equation makes no sense
(19-18) x 3
1 x 3
Equals 3, not 23


General rules are this...

if you’re 21, she’s gotta be in college
-u should’ve been able to move away from high school girls at that point

if you’re 25, she’s gotta be 21
-can’t be in your mid20s or older & worries about whether or not her fake id will work

Beyond that...
age doesn’t matter much
Just depends what you’re looking for

I mean. We are the best blog. Pachla's writing. Out blithering. The eclectic collection of... different personalities.

It's (mostly) all in good fun.
- BeadyEyedDouche

MASHED POTATOES!!!!

I think Beane and McDermott care way more about 2-3 years from now than they do the WC this year.

I’m fine with it to be honest
- sbroads24

Why can’t they care about both?

I don’t see why we’d need to rush to see what we have in Petersen
And even if he looks good, we should still draft a QB high anyways

Very doubtful he’d be able to prove himself as a franchise QB in only 7 games

So Matthews is out in leaf land huh, cause they won tonight.....

Why can’t they care about both?

I don’t see why we’d need to rush to see what we have in Petersen
And even if he looks good, we should still draft a QB high anyways

Very doubtful he’d be able to prove himself as a franchise QB in only 7 games
- jdfitz77

He’d need to be unbelievable in those 7 games, and then everyone would want SM Head because he waited to long to switch....

I bartend...
it can definitely be hard to tell the ages of a lot of girls now a days

There are some 16yr olds that use their older sister’s ID and look like they are 21
- jdfitz77

MASHED POTATOES!!!!
- feetontheair22

boats and hoes

- jcragcrumple

Idk what that’s supposed to mean

Idk what that’s supposed to mean
- jdfitz77

The party van is coming


This is the best thread in ages

He’d need to be unbelievable in those 7 games, and then everyone would want SM Head because he waited to long to switch....
- gordong

He’d have to average 300yds,
not throw too many INTs,
and go 5-2,
beating at least KC or the Pats once

Even if he did all that...
I’d still want a QB drafted who we think could be a franchise guy

The party van is coming

This is the best thread in ages
- jcragcrumple

Countdown till Homie posts the “Free Candy Van” in 3..2..1..

The party van is coming


This is the best thread in ages
- jcragcrumple

Party Van or Bang Bus?

Also, Gudas needs to go.

Party Van or Bang Bus?

Also, Gudas needs to go.
- Wetbandit1

Your equation makes no sense
(19-18) x 3
1 x 3
Equals 3, not 23


General rules are this...

if you’re 21, she’s gotta be in college
-u should’ve been able to move away from high school girls at that point

if you’re 25, she’s gotta be 21
-can’t be in your mid20s or older & worries about whether or not her fake id will work

Beyond that...
age doesn’t matter much
Just depends what you’re looking for
- jdfitz77

You don’t math so good.

But your simpler rules aren’t entirely misguided. Beady on the other hand appears to be a disciple of Warren Jeffs.

What’s that sweetheart, you’ve hit puberty? Well, throw on some eyeliner and let’s get you out there deceiving a bunch of well intentioned fellas who are helpless to resist their baser urges.

The party van is coming


This is the best thread in ages
- jcragcrumple

Are the rumors about price true
- Buffalo39

He is done in Montreal?
- Buffalo39

http://www.hockeybuzz.com...p?thread_id=148388&page=9

Are the rumors about price true
- Buffalo39

He is done in Montreal?
- Buffalo39

http://www.hockeybuzz.com...p?thread_id=148388&page=9
- homiedclown

The best part is that I still have no idea if any of this is real. It made for an entertaining evening though. Thanks 39!

The best part is that I still have no idea if any of this is real. It made for an entertaining evening though. Thanks 39!
- jcragcrumple

but why ask hab fans 8 hours after the bold statements?

What’s that sweetheart, you’ve hit puberty? Well, throw on some eyeliner and let’s get you out there deceiving a bunch of well intentioned fellas who are helpless to resist their baser urges.
- Der Kaiser

sounds like a bowie song