I didn't vote for either bumhole as I despise both Repugnicans and Democraps. Wasn't trying to get political at all. Trying to imagine Trump at a hockey game looking confused, asking what's going on after every whistle. Why did they stop? Was that a goal? Why not? Icing? Penalty? Etc...
- Fenrir

He would likely only be tweeting throughout the entire game in confusion, or looking to speak to James Dolan to purchase some more toy assets for his collection. Imagine instead if he owned who we root for! "You'll be fired A.V.", and "trade this one and that one, Gorton" would be tweeted after every loss. He would be the REAL "cranny" here.

Why didn't my man Zuke get an apple on the Dijonnaise goal...?

Jimbo?


Edit: And even more important; why did Buch only get 22 shifts...? 'The AV hate' for young russians cuts deep

Why didn't my man Zuke get an apple on the Dijonnaise goal...?

Jimbo?


Edit: And even more important; why did Buch only get 22 shifts...? 'The AV hate' for young russians cuts deep
- 21peter

Buchnevich actually had more icetime than Zuccarello last night

Russia has subsequently declared war on Norway

Hunker down female dog

Buchnevich actually had more icetime than Zuccarello last night

Russia has subsequently declared war on Norway

Hunker down female dog
- jimbro83

You guys are thread killers.

You guys are thread killers.
- JRR1285

this thread could use some more Burton sarcasm

Why didn't my man Zuke get an apple on the Dijonnaise goal...?

Jimbo?


Edit: And even more important; why did Buch only get 22 shifts...? 'The AV hate' for young russians cuts deep
- 21peter

Cause Darling handled the puck before DD scored

this thread could use some more Burton sarcasm
- 21peter

You rang? Zuke has been great so far this year...

Cause Darling handled the puck before DD scored
- TPC

He's new to the sport, cut him some slack.

He's new to the sport, cut him some slack.
- tomburton99

Cause Darling handled the puck before DD scored
- TPC

Did he really, though???

Did he really, though???
- Tonybere

no way that was 'handling'

Did he really, though???
- Tonybere

He handled the puck with his stick. It was poorly handled, but possession changed.

Would love to have Draisaitl, but cost would be VERY steep. I would imagine a package along the lines of MacDonaugh, Andersson, DeAngelo and a first rounder would be the opening of negotiations.
This would be the biggest trade for the Rangers since getting Messier and Leon is only 22 years old so it wont be cheap!
- TommyGTrain

To me your getting a legit #1C with his prime still ahead of him. I think anytime you get the best player in the deal you should do it and in this case Draisaitl is the best player. The cap hit is almost a wash with Nash's 7.8 coming off the books in the offseason.

Hopefully Hayes and Vesey can get going a bit. Hayes has been playing well of late just hasn't gotten lucky with the points. 11 pts for Hayes and 9 for Vesey, hopefully they can get going

Was at the game last night (luxury suite obviously). Don’t remember much as I was mingling while chugging Macallan 15, but just wanted to let you peasants know.

Was at the game last night (luxury suite obviously). Don’t remember much as I was mingling while chugging Macallan 15, but just wanted to let you peasants know.
- rangerdanger94

Cool story bro.

Cool story bro.
- JRR1285

How much do you charge for a shoe shine? My Prada’s have some Islanders tears on them I need cleaned.

How much do you charge for a shoe shine?
- rangerdanger94

It's always free for you.

It's always free for you.
- JRR1285

Well what are you waiting for? 👏🏼

Was at the game last night (luxury suite obviously). Don’t remember much as I was mingling while chugging Macallan 15, but just wanted to let you peasants know.
- rangerdanger94

Nice one kiddo! Next time, be a real man and demand Laphroaig

Nice one kiddo! Next time, be a real man and demand Laphroaig
- 21peter

Goes great with Lutefisk.

Was at the game last night (5th stall glory hole, obviously). Don’t remember much as I was crying while chugging jizz, but just wanted to let you peasants know.
- rangerdanger94

Really?

Really?

- Fenrir

Goes great with Lutefisk.
- JRR1285