OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhh.....Markstrom.
Did you give up?
Were you there?
Wake up?
Drunk?
High?
Playing NHL18 under your helmet with some virtual reality mask?
Too many Carbs?
Hungover?
Is it lasting longer than 4 hours and you can't contact your doctor?
Suffering from the Heart Break of Cirrhosis?
Tennis Elbow?
Taxes?
Forgot to put the Tree up?
Wanting to become a .gif?
Saving 15% on your car Insurance?
Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?
Wondering if Ariana Grande is too young for you?
Wondering why it's called "Alvin & the Chipmunks" when Alvin is a Chipmunk?
Eyes Dilated?
Got Luongo Farts?
Can't take your eyes of Boeser Hair?
Wondering how they get Besser out of Boeser?
Forgot to tape 'The Hangover" on Spike TV?
Hearing those sleigh-bells ringing their ting ting tingling tune?
Thinking about snow tires?
Channeling your inner-Toskela?
Recently bought a house in Utica?
Playing Pokiman-Go during the game?
You can't believe it's not butter?
Lost a ton on Bitcoin?
You're a secret Muslim from Kenya with no long form Birth Certificate?
That time of month?
Did you feel like a room without a roof? If so, were trying to 'clap along?'
Too focused on the new Star Wars movie?
More Luongo Farts?
Glove made of Jello?
Food Poisoning?
Not happy with your e-harmony account?
Can't remember your Netflix password?
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We have had our share of terrible goalies in 48 years but none as horrible as you.
I would rather pull the goalie at the top of the game.
I would rather dress a UBC goalie if he could get off his shift at Subway.
I would rather dress one of Louongo's farts.
You are so bad that you make me want to see if Eddie Lack is available.
if only we could do KHL trades 
