Personally I think they are just making sure the stealth tank continues, seriously 3pts separate the Canuacks from a possible 1st overall, and then first in all subsequent rounds.

Win-win
- Makita

Not the 4th

I have faith in the pizza gods.
- VanHockeyGuy

Fixed

This is very exciting.

This is why we can't have nice things.
qhich one of you lemmings broke the page?

This is why we can't have nice things.
qhich one of you lemmings broke the page?
- neem55

Vantel.

Not the 4th
- A_SteamingLombardi

JB knows how to acquire picks that aren't in the first 3 rounds

Vantel.
- A_SteamingLombardi

First off the cliff, to whom all lemmings pray

Personally I think they are just making sure the stealth tank continues, seriously 3pts separate the Canuacks from a possible 1st overall, and then first in all subsequent rounds.

Win-win
- Makita

What's the point in the stealth tank, though?

Hell, take it from this tank-veteran - I had more respect for the Leafs when I knew they were actively trying to nail down the "#1" spot.

If you are going to tank, tank like there's no tomorrow.

Surely the Sedins can get surgeries performed tomorrow - do they need their tonsils out?

Tank like you mean it!

Thanks Buston!!!!


- LordHumungous

Buston Matthews. Is that like a Broken Boeser?

I'd like to point out that we are (presumably) both grown adults using kids as jabs to mock each other. Pretty bad.

Personally I think they are just making sure the stealth tank continues, seriously 3pts separate the Canuacks from a possible 1st overall, and then first in all subsequent rounds.

Win-win
- Makita

You believe in the stealth tank theory?

You believe in the stealth tank theory?


- Nucker101

canucks stealthy finding their way to the worst record in the nhl over the last ~3 years?

What's the point in the stealth tank, though?

Hell, take it from this tank-veteran - I had more respect for the Leafs when I knew they were actively trying to nail down the "#1" spot.

If you are going to tank, tank like there's no tomorrow.

Surely the Sedins can get surgeries performed tomorrow - do they need their tonsils out?

Tank like you mean it!
- Atomic Wedgie

Tanking by accident is rock bottom. Especially when it happens in consecutive years. There’s nothing lower.

What's the point in the stealth tank, though?

Hell, take it from this tank-veteran - I had more respect for the Leafs when I knew they were actively trying to nail down the "#1" spot.

If you are going to tank, tank like there's no tomorrow.

Surely the Sedins can get surgeries performed tomorrow - do they need their tonsils out?

Tank like you mean it!
- Atomic Wedgie

152 min goalless streak, who needs to intentionally tank?

I see you have an issue by flagging the Buston pic/post, but keep your riot crap out of here and you should live to post another day.

you can take Buston_Matthews with you
- Makita

canucks stealthy finding there way to the worst record in the nhl over the last ~3 years
- Tumbleweed

The theory is that Benning makes moves to trick Aquilini/fans into believing they’re trying to be competitive. But Benning himself knows that the moves won’t work out and the team will get a high pick.

Basically he plays dumb but is secretly an evil genius.


We live on a flat earth.

The theory is that Benning makes moves to trick Aquilini/fans into believing they’re trying to be competitive. But Benning himself knows that the moves won’t work out and the team will get a high pick.

Basically he plays dumb but is secretly an evil genius.
- Nucker101

except he forgets to trade for draft picks along the way.

152 min goalless streak, who needs to intentionally tank?
- A_SteamingLombardi

Have you seen Buffalo lately?

If you really want this to happen, you're going to need to devote all your energy into finishing last.

Or maybe that's not devote any of your energy...

Anyhoo, it seems like it's down to you, Buffalo and Arizona.

I'm rooting for your guys - same country, different conference.

except he forgets to trade for draft picks along the way.
- Tumbleweed

He can’t. It’s too obvious of a move and Aquilini and season ticket holders will catch on.

#FlatEarth

He can’t. It’s too obvious of a move and Aquilini and season ticket holders will catch on.

#FlatEarth
- Nucker101

he's one step ahead of us at every turn.

- zazzle

Is this normal for toronto fans?

That one guy we think is good but not really that good.
- SRam19

We still got Subban, right?

Is this normal for toronto fans?
- classic321

Yes - we get a lot of p%ssy.

Yes - we get a lot of p%ssy.
- Atomic Wedgie

Inbreeding doesnt count.

Inbreeding doesnt count.
- classic321

Yes it does.